Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻
@unrealjen.bsky.social
Writer, speaker, do-gooder, twin mom, ADHD. 🇨🇦
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God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well
God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well
LONDON, ON - Self-professed "god-fearing Christian" and registered Conservative voter Graham Cortland has recently expressed an openness to being afraid of numerous other aspects of everyday life.
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October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well
Nothing says ceasefire like massive bombing of civilians. Israel had no intention of maintaining the ceasefire once the hostages returned.
BREAKING: Israeli forces have carried out massive bombing operations southeast of Khan Younis, in the southern Gaza Strip, our colleagues at Al Jazeera Arabic report from the ground.
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October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Nothing says ceasefire like massive bombing of civilians. Israel had no intention of maintaining the ceasefire once the hostages returned.
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Carney introduces bail reform mostly just to see the look on Poilievre's face
Carney introduces bail reform mostly just to see the look on Poilievre's face
"Poilievre's bill is called 'Jail Not Bail', but it should be something cooled like 'Pris Not Rizz'."We discuss the most exciting news on every Canadian's mind this week - Bail Reform!
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October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Carney introduces bail reform mostly just to see the look on Poilievre's face
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There wouldn't have been a french revolution if those bakers had marketing departments telling people the chalk in the bread added protein
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There wouldn't have been a french revolution if those bakers had marketing departments telling people the chalk in the bread added protein
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Commander in Thief
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October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Commander in Thief
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Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.
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We won't tell our actual founders, Andrew Bell and Colin Macfarquhar, about Joan and Brian.
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We won't tell our actual founders, Andrew Bell and Colin Macfarquhar, about Joan and Brian.
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The British burned down the White House in 1814. Perhaps they were right?
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The British burned down the White House in 1814. Perhaps they were right?
Has he only been in office nine months? It feels like years. I feel like I've aged years since his inauguration.
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Has he only been in office nine months? It feels like years. I feel like I've aged years since his inauguration.
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Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good
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Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights
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Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
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WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza
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French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
PARIS - Following a brazen daylight heist of the French crown jewels from the Louvre, French authorities have declared no charges will be laid, citing the country’s “Trop Cool Pour Être Un Crime” (“To...
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October 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
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October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Netanyahu won't stop until he's murdered every Palestinian on Gaza. #FreePalestine
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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Israel has violated ceasefire 47 times and killed 38 Palestinians, says Gaza media office
Authorities urge UN to intervene ‘to protect unarmed civilian populations’ after attack on bus that killed 11
www.theguardian.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Netanyahu won't stop until he's murdered every Palestinian on Gaza. #FreePalestine
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
Heading to downtown Vancouver in a little while for the No Tyrants event, and my 11yo kids are super excited about their First Protest in solidarity with the US No Kings. I think they are happy they can do even something small,they worry about Trumpism coming to Canada via Poilievre.
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Heading to downtown Vancouver in a little while for the No Tyrants event, and my 11yo kids are super excited about their First Protest in solidarity with the US No Kings. I think they are happy they can do even something small,they worry about Trumpism coming to Canada via Poilievre.
My mother was born 8 months before women became Persons legally in Canada - she had about the same legal standing as a family pet or a couch. And I have 11 year old kids. This isn't ancient history, like some folks think.
We recognize Persons Day in Canada is October 18
It marks the day in 1929 when the historic decision to include women in the legal definition of “persons”.
#PersonsDay #WomenArePersons #EqualityInAction #WomenInPolitics #CanadianHistory #GenderEquality #WomenEmpowerment #NSFM
It marks the day in 1929 when the historic decision to include women in the legal definition of “persons”.
#PersonsDay #WomenArePersons #EqualityInAction #WomenInPolitics #CanadianHistory #GenderEquality #WomenEmpowerment #NSFM
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My mother was born 8 months before women became Persons legally in Canada - she had about the same legal standing as a family pet or a couch. And I have 11 year old kids. This isn't ancient history, like some folks think.
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Fight the urge to go dunk on trollish USG accounts; it's like mud wrestling with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Instead, focus on picking Bluesky fights like Alf intended: by willfully misunderstanding skeets from people who actually agree with you entirely
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fight the urge to go dunk on trollish USG accounts; it's like mud wrestling with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Instead, focus on picking Bluesky fights like Alf intended: by willfully misunderstanding skeets from people who actually agree with you entirely
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BREAKING: A far-right Israeli group, Tsav 9, is blocking trucks from carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza at the Karem Abu Salem crossing.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gja2w
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October 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
BREAKING: A far-right Israeli group, Tsav 9, is blocking trucks from carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza at the Karem Abu Salem crossing.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gja2w
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gja2w
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“The perception is true that overall our marine mammals have rebounded and they’re doing extremely well, with one exception,” said Andrew Trites. “Southern resident killer #whales, despite everything’s being done, have not improved.” @ubcmarinemammal www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
Most of B.C.’s marine mammals are flourishing, so why aren’t orcas?
While most marine mammal species off the B.C. coast are flourishing, salmon-eating orcas are failing to thrive.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“The perception is true that overall our marine mammals have rebounded and they’re doing extremely well, with one exception,” said Andrew Trites. “Southern resident killer #whales, despite everything’s being done, have not improved.” @ubcmarinemammal www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...