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Fix the world, Bitch!
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worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge)

executive: yeq
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sent from my iPhone
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm going to be the insane person on the street holding the sign about this until it happens: they need an OL coach that will actually develop them as players, establish an identity & push back against whoever in the org thinks it's a good idea to alternate linemen on drives (Gute or LaFleur)
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is the year LaFleur picked to forget how to coach an offense
Updated leaders in pass tackle stops: tackles after a reception that prevent a successful gain

17 E.Cooper GB
16 D.Winters SF
15 J.Bullard GB
14 A.Anzalone DET, J.Brooks MIA, J.Campbell DET, F.Oluokun JAX, R.Smith BAL, C.Rozeboom CAR

Highest CBs: A.Phillips NYG, C.DeJean PHI, J.Parrish TB 13
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Matt LaFleur wants to tie this game so hard
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Watching my team play a huge game against a tough opponent is definitely an enjoyable experience & not just 2-3 hours of hell I am way too emotionally invested in
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Idiotic.

But if we can’t run the ball because the line can’t block & 98% of Jacobs’ yards come after he’s hit immediately at the LOS, by all means that’s no reason to quit doing what you’re doing & try something else, like help the OL build solidarity & consistency
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on rotations along O-line:

"When you feel good about multiple people, you want to keep them playing, keep them engaged, keep them a part of everything, and keep developing them."
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social just saying, fight breakdown had me on the ropes the whole time but "whole rack of 'not my president' sunglasses" is the star punch uppercut that ended me
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If any of these people actually make good on threats to leave NY or never go there again, we may be entering a golden age of "a good time to visit NY"
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Live look at Aaron Banks after 8 weeks
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Come up with a good password for our video surveillance server."

"But I am le tired...."
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's a connection they refuse to make intentionally-their goal is to attack Islam, not protect Christianity, but the best way to prevent Sharia law in the US is to remove religion from government & prohibit govts from making a law in that regard. Wonder why no one has ever thought of that before
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not many albums are legitimately "no skips," and "Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd" does not have one damn skip.
July 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Not sure how we'll ever undo the phenomenon where Trump is an irredeemable piece of shit, so opposing him on literally anything shoves you into this segment of people that wish to police everyone's opinions. Idc if you want to be an asshole, just agree with me that we shouldn't have a king
Dude literally says "I didn't care about politics until people yelled at me online."
On the radio, and on this video, we talk with Dave Portnoy about his tilt to the right, and what if anything Democrats could do to win the votes of men like him.
June 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I bet when FIFA gave North America the world cup, they didn't think the US would be as much of a logistical pain in the ass as the time they had to shift it 6 months so they could put it in the desert, build it with human rights violations & host it in a country where women are property
Gianni Infantino’s idyllic vision for the World Cup has been clouded by Donald Trump’s travel ban.

He’s not the first to discover the perils of allying with the unpredictable U.S. President but it has given FIFA a major headache.

✍️ Phil Buckingham
Donald Trump’s travel ban undermines Gianni Infantino’s World Cup vision
Infantino is discovering that the U.S. president's unpredictable nature can complicate his plans for 2026
www.nytimes.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The most mobster face I have ever seen
Long before becoming an infamous figure in Las Vegas, Lefty Rosenthal tried to fix an Oregon-Michigan game. But Mickey Bruce couldn't be bought.

Meet the two figures at the center of the scandal that inspired the movie "Casino."

http://dlvr.it/TL3VDT
May 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:

Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."

We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.

One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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who is Revenge Porn Bill, and which cabinet position?
May 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This song is like a southwestern fever dream I don’t want to wake up from
Gail With The Golden Hair
YouTube video by The Handsome Family - Topic
youtu.be
May 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I put up a bluebird house in the backyard a few days ago and just saw a bluebird come out of it. That’s a W, I’ll take it.
May 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Remember the pictures of empty Maduro store shelves & "life under socialism" captions? Yeah that's a feature now
Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."
April 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM