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Sascrotch
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Fix the world, Bitch!
Isn’t somebody gonna help that poor man?
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“Who wants it?” No one. That’s who
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
#2, I bet every time they land they’re like “lmao this dumbass is going to starve to death this winter”
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Feels like everyone's dispensable until you can find yourself at a party with sex crimes involving a handful of other people with power, and suddenly you have a job for the rest of your life
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I remember in the mid 90s back when establishing the run was paramount & all D Lines had guys like Tony Siragusa and Gilbert Brown, the Broncos offensive line set records with Terrell Davis & they were notably smaller than all other O lines
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There's a lot of bad ones but when you find a good local diner it's like a warm blanket you want to hold on to
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Discovered the Louvin Brothers in the last year, Tragic Songs of Life, loved it from beginning to end.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Viking river cruises: for boomers that want to explore Europe like they're in a spaceship & retreat to their base so they don't have to spend too much time with them dirty Euros
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
For them, throwing trans people out of women's bathrooms = protecting women when being in the presence of Donald Trump & his ilk at any time is 10x more danger a woman will ever face than a trans person in a bathroom
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Vine was always the peak
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This made me realize I have completely memory holed Kevin McCarthy
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Good point about it being a collection of dream sequences, almost like this is them doing an anthology before Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I hope Buster Scruggs isn't the last thing they ever do together but honestly feels like it was the perfect swan song if they're truly done
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Maybe I should have kept quiet about this...." no, it's a better idea to lecture these rubes about real journalism
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hoping that the venn diagram of "people i admire" and "people who could plausibly be an Epstein associate" are always disconnected circles so I'd have no one to suggest
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"why in the world do you need 6 ft of bubble gum"

"grandpa, it's for ME, not you"
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
imagine someone steals your spouse & you get alimony from them for the rest of their life lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We make up for it by the free agent class not contributing, either
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Future presidential staffs "ok, let's review our poll numbers on the economy, immigration, direct involvement in child sex trafficking, foreign policy, health care...."
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sir Mix A Lot, the Voice in the Wilderness crying out "Make Straight the Way of the Trunk with Junk"
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Great for business.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
a fucking Gmail account
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Men in white Oakleys everywhere questioning their reality
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Who's we, Matt? You got a mouse in your pocket?
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
one can only assume he participated in AND ran a child sex trafficking operation with Epstein and the Russian mob, and he had Epstein killed in a prison he controlled

I'm just filling in the blanks here, because they won't fill them in for me
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM