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uncleshouty.bsky.social
Ken Casey was walking his dog once a few years ago and posted on Twitter "im going to be at (this street) for the next twenty minutes if any Nazis want to say something to my face"

No one showed up, of course
gonebabygone.bsky.social The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
COWER, FOOLS! FOR DOOM HAE COME TO THE SUBURBS
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
Guarantee that the reveal that in the GQ article that Liz is married will lead to at least one suicide attempt
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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yeeeerika.bsky.social
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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thefeloniousmonk.com
I fucking knew it.
A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
An illustration by an artist from Batman: The Animated Series, depicting Batman, with a small child on his back, flying through a window holding the Joker by his neck; The Joker has shot a hole through Batman. Behind them, A nude other than her mask Catwoman has just had a cigarette knocked out of her mouth, while a syringe, a cross, and a bottle marked "XXX" is falling through the window as well. This illustration encompasses the nine things the staff on BTAS was forbidden from depicting: Guns, Drugs, Breaking Glass, Alcohol, Smoking, Nudity, Child Endangerment, Religion, and Strangulation.
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
It'll be so funny when this guy melts
September 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
I know we've gotten inured to this kind of thing, but hey the president called the news to say he's scared he won't get into heaven
August 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
I had a thought tickling in the back of my head for a while and then it hit me - Weapons is structured like a Randy Beaman segment
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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stefanheck.bsky.social
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
Slightly diminish a band:

Lieutenant Beefheart
kevinnewburn.bsky.social The Get Up Kevins @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band:

Jake
stanthedrybear.bsky.social Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band:

Same As Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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awalrusdarkly.bsky.social
August 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
@iwriteok.bsky.social Im a few days behind, but DEI - Deranged Entertaining Italians
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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70sscifiart.bsky.social
Spaceship art by James Cameron (yes, that one)
A big white and blue spaceship flies through space, surrounded by four smaller, brick-shaped ships.
June 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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walmsley.bsky.social
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
Man I wish
June 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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davidbix.bsky.social
You will never again hear as much raw human empathy from any wrestling announcers as you do here from Mike Tenay and Scott Hudson when they reacted naturally in the moment to Kaz Hayashi deciding to go SPLAT on a completely psychotic bump in a random WCW Worldwide Exclusive against Raven in 1999.
June 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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danschkade.bsky.social
It also has one of the most audacious bait covers in Marvel Comics history
Cover by Rob Wilson (it isn't Batman)
May 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
uncleshouty.bsky.social
AMAZING BABY
May 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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vanweezer.bsky.social
Happy May the Fourth to this canon event only
A screenshot from a real cannon Star wars comic book. Jar Jar Bink's father is pointing a blaster at his head as a single tear rolls down his... Cheek? In the comic he's contemplating suicide at the thought of being stuck on an island with his son for the rest of his life.
May 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who could strangle you with a cordless phone if he wanted to, is pictured. Chief O'Brien, who can kill 2 stones with 1 bird, is facing the camera and winking. O'Brien, who can dribble a bowling ball, is on DS9 station and wearing his classic gold uniform, and has the energy of a man who is walking away from an explosion without looking backwards at it. Closed caption reads, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
May 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly. Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek. Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away. Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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paultobin.bsky.social
always remember ~ YCBWK

(You Could Be Watching Krull)
March 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM