Stan The Dry Bear
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Prohibition expert.
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Finally digging through my Tw*tter export to find my best work ever:
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Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.
Remember that episode of NewsRadio where Andy Dick’s character gets obsessed with Dilbert cartoons and it’s funny that he doesn’t recognize Scott Adams when he meets him in person?
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Remember that episode of NewsRadio where Andy Dick’s character gets obsessed with Dilbert cartoons and it’s funny that he doesn’t recognize Scott Adams when he meets him in person?
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
Replace “Hard Knocks” with a version of “Wife Swap” that is this:
Ravens Steelers coach swap
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Replace “Hard Knocks” with a version of “Wife Swap” that is this:
Dilbert forever pales compared to Garfield, not least because Dilbert never accidentally drank a dog’s semen sample.
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Dilbert forever pales compared to Garfield, not least because Dilbert never accidentally drank a dog’s semen sample.
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Ken Klippenstein managing to do more actual journalism with a Substack, a Signal account, and not much else than the entire staff of the NYT and WaPo put together is incredibly depressing
Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Ken Klippenstein managing to do more actual journalism with a Substack, a Signal account, and not much else than the entire staff of the NYT and WaPo put together is incredibly depressing
I was unabashedly a Nidia fan in 2003
Nidia getting blasted with the chair from Torrie's dropkick. #wwe03
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I was unabashedly a Nidia fan in 2003
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On brand for a scummy white man to be coming regardless of whether you’re ready.
Rahm Emanuel is coming — whether Democrats like it or not.
Rahm Emanuel targets GOP and Dems as he tests 2028 campaign for president
The former Chicago mayor wants to lead a post-Trump "renewal wing" of the Democratic Party.
www.axios.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
On brand for a scummy white man to be coming regardless of whether you’re ready.
What a great $3 pickup today
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
What a great $3 pickup today
Okay, so these dumb motherfuckers were expecting to bite into a sandwich… with bones?
A new class action lawsuit alleges that McDonald’s has purposefully been misleading customers with the name and shape of the McRib
A class-action lawsuit against McDonald’s boldly asks: Is the McRib really rib?
According to the lawsuit, the McRib is actually a 'reconstructed meat product.'
www.fastcompany.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Okay, so these dumb motherfuckers were expecting to bite into a sandwich… with bones?
“With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.”
TNG, “The Drumhead” (s4e21)
TNG, “The Drumhead” (s4e21)
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.”
TNG, “The Drumhead” (s4e21)
TNG, “The Drumhead” (s4e21)
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Never use this. Ever. This is not confidential. They will own your medical data and can use it however they like. This is not protected by HIPAA.
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Never use this. Ever. This is not confidential. They will own your medical data and can use it however they like. This is not protected by HIPAA.
I love that Dan Orlovsky will be on ESPN’s speed dial forever, just to be ready to comment the next time a QB runs out of their own end zone.
Who is your favorite shitty athlete? Someone who just wasn’t as good as everybody else bless them but you have a lot of affection for
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I love that Dan Orlovsky will be on ESPN’s speed dial forever, just to be ready to comment the next time a QB runs out of their own end zone.
There’s a correct way to eat a KitKat and it’s once stick at a time, nibbling off all the chocolate around the edges before finishing the bare wafer cookie.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
There’s a correct way to eat a KitKat and it’s once stick at a time, nibbling off all the chocolate around the edges before finishing the bare wafer cookie.
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diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
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i think we should all log off and play tetris tomorrow
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
i think we should all log off and play tetris tomorrow
“Lazed and Glazed” describes most of my weekends.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
“Lazed and Glazed” describes most of my weekends.
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
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there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
Me, just before Lin-Manuel Miranda’s security team hauls me away:
run a normal play instead of getting too cute you idiot
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Me, just before Lin-Manuel Miranda’s security team hauls me away: