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Stan The Dry Bear
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Prohibition expert.

He/Him/Bear
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Finally digging through my Tw*tter export to find my best work ever:
I called in sick to work today because I was tired, but it’s okay because it’s Leaux’s birthday on Saturday.
I slept late but it’s ok cause it’s my birthday Saturday
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I love that every generation has the same Tom Jones experience. "Oh this guy is corny as hell" to "Okay this guy is corny as hell but it's fun to laugh at him" to "Okay this guy has bangers" to "Okay this guy is a generational talent and a complete fucking genius."
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
El
Oh
And I’m sorry to have to say
El
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Native Americans near Promontory Point in 1869:
the steam machine is BACK
new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware

-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov

As a Virginian, do *not* accept this dumb proposal to send money to taxpayers instead of an actual ACA.

Begging you to recognize the results of last week’s election and not make such a poor decision.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Peter to Marcia:
catch the fucking ball dude
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The best memes are meta memes...
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The only Big Noon Kickoff show I recognize
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Me, at the massage clinic:
They are NOT running recommended pressures
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter is city pop
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Jay Bauman "don't ask questions, just consume product then get excited for next product" green screen #greenscreen
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My wife when the dog paws at the door for the 8th time after dinner:
For gods sake walk him what are you doing
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM