@uhhmi.bsky.social
crisp chicago colors 🍂
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
crisp chicago colors 🍂
Every time. Without fail.
Me: confidently types password
Computer: Incorrect.
Me: Cool. Love gaslighting.
Me: confidently types password
Computer: Incorrect.
Me: Cool. Love gaslighting.
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Every time. Without fail.
Me: confidently types password
Computer: Incorrect.
Me: Cool. Love gaslighting.
Me: confidently types password
Computer: Incorrect.
Me: Cool. Love gaslighting.
I usually wait until the holidays to watch Die Hard 3. 🙄
February 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I usually wait until the holidays to watch Die Hard 3. 🙄
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Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept
February 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
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Thank you, Mountain Dew, for nightmares for the rest of my life.
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thank you, Mountain Dew, for nightmares for the rest of my life.
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The superbowl whose ads are all nightmare visions.
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The superbowl whose ads are all nightmare visions.
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I only watch football for the articles.
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I only watch football for the articles.
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have a good weekend to everyone out there except the people who are trying to ruin everything
February 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
have a good weekend to everyone out there except the people who are trying to ruin everything
Ask yourself, 'Did I turn off the stove or is it about to start a small fire in my absence?'"
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ask yourself, 'Did I turn off the stove or is it about to start a small fire in my absence?'"
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Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
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online is so funny man. you’ll just be enjoying your day or whatever and then see someone is still mad at you for not being deferential enough to chase bank in a post in 2021
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
online is so funny man. you’ll just be enjoying your day or whatever and then see someone is still mad at you for not being deferential enough to chase bank in a post in 2021
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We’ve all talked to a burrito or two and then become too emotionally entangled to eat it. That’s just how friendship works
January 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We’ve all talked to a burrito or two and then become too emotionally entangled to eat it. That’s just how friendship works
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Ever try to cut a straight line and wonder how you've made it this far
December 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Ever try to cut a straight line and wonder how you've made it this far
Essential oil vibes. 🙄
"As you read this message please take a moment to pause & breathe. Notice the sensations in your body and the rhythm of your breath. Trust that the right time for you to try #ChatGPT will come. In the meantime continue to focus on your breath & stay present in the moment."
"As you read this message please take a moment to pause & breathe. Notice the sensations in your body and the rhythm of your breath. Trust that the right time for you to try #ChatGPT will come. In the meantime continue to focus on your breath & stay present in the moment."
December 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Essential oil vibes. 🙄
"As you read this message please take a moment to pause & breathe. Notice the sensations in your body and the rhythm of your breath. Trust that the right time for you to try #ChatGPT will come. In the meantime continue to focus on your breath & stay present in the moment."
"As you read this message please take a moment to pause & breathe. Notice the sensations in your body and the rhythm of your breath. Trust that the right time for you to try #ChatGPT will come. In the meantime continue to focus on your breath & stay present in the moment."
just missing the towel toss over the shoulder - chef’s kiss
Putting ingredients in little Pyrex bowls makes me feel like a real friggin Top Chef
December 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
just missing the towel toss over the shoulder - chef’s kiss
Hi Bluesky #art fam! Prints now available: payhip.com/AxMPaperCo
November 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Hi Bluesky #art fam! Prints now available: payhip.com/AxMPaperCo
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normalize saying "absolutely fucking terrible" when someone asks "how are you?" it's their fault they asked now they have to deal with it
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
normalize saying "absolutely fucking terrible" when someone asks "how are you?" it's their fault they asked now they have to deal with it
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"Agree to disagree" doesn't work that well when my position is that "I don't want you to kill me with treatable diseases," and your position is "but I want to do that."
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
"Agree to disagree" doesn't work that well when my position is that "I don't want you to kill me with treatable diseases," and your position is "but I want to do that."
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from now on, i’m making all my medical decisions based on whatever’s the opposite of what RFK jr suggests. we should make the water 100% fluoride. pour me a tall glass of that F2O baby
November 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
from now on, i’m making all my medical decisions based on whatever’s the opposite of what RFK jr suggests. we should make the water 100% fluoride. pour me a tall glass of that F2O baby
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wait it's quite cute here it kind of feels like we're all hanging out in one of our parents' basements. anyway i've been thinking about clive owen a lot lately
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 AM
wait it's quite cute here it kind of feels like we're all hanging out in one of our parents' basements. anyway i've been thinking about clive owen a lot lately
That perma-pursed-pout-frown with barely parted thin lips seems to be the only expression they teach politicians.
November 12, 2024 at 5:45 AM
That perma-pursed-pout-frown with barely parted thin lips seems to be the only expression they teach politicians.