Two Cats Jumping
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This is two cats and we are jumping
Pinned
Might as well make 16+ year old Bella my first skeet.
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This MFer said "in theater", they have librarians and knitting clubs blowing whistles at them
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
This MFer said "in theater", they have librarians and knitting clubs blowing whistles at them
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
The News was a jam band
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The News was a jam band
Bottle Rocket
Nice Guys
Superbad
Tropic Thunder
Euro Trip
Out Cold
Lebwoski
Nice Guys
Superbad
Tropic Thunder
Euro Trip
Out Cold
Lebwoski
was recently asked my favorite comedies, which is a good question, and I'm not sure the answer. I think Big Lebowski is probably number 1, but after that, idk? Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Best in Show were the other two that came to mind. So let's hear your faves
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bottle Rocket
Nice Guys
Superbad
Tropic Thunder
Euro Trip
Out Cold
Lebwoski
Nice Guys
Superbad
Tropic Thunder
Euro Trip
Out Cold
Lebwoski
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generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg
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The reason why the 12-team playoff superior is that your response to any team left out is "should've won more games, not my problem"
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The reason why the 12-team playoff superior is that your response to any team left out is "should've won more games, not my problem"
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
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This is illegal, plain and simple, with penalties including removal from federal service, debarment from federal employment for five years, and a fine of $1000. 5 U.S.C. § 7326.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.
Version of original on left, updated on right:
Version of original on left, updated on right:
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is illegal, plain and simple, with penalties including removal from federal service, debarment from federal employment for five years, and a fine of $1000. 5 U.S.C. § 7326.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
POV, you're Sturgill Simpson or Spiderman
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
POV, you're Sturgill Simpson or Spiderman
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Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
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My latest for the New York Times:
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My latest for the New York Times:
The Accountant 2 is X Men for Autism
June 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Accountant 2 is X Men for Autism
Every American Pope has come from a state included in Sufan's 50 states album project.
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Every American Pope has come from a state included in Sufan's 50 states album project.
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I watched this and i am now deceased
April 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I watched this and i am now deceased
S2E9: Paul Scheer & Jason Mantzoukas in "One Man's Trash"
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.