Two Cats Jumping
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This is two cats and we are jumping
Pinned
Might as well make 16+ year old Bella my first skeet.
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The reason why the 12-team playoff superior is that your response to any team left out is "should've won more games, not my problem"
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The reason why the 12-team playoff superior is that your response to any team left out is "should've won more games, not my problem"
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
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This is illegal, plain and simple, with penalties including removal from federal service, debarment from federal employment for five years, and a fine of $1000. 5 U.S.C. § 7326.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.
Version of original on left, updated on right:
Version of original on left, updated on right:
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is illegal, plain and simple, with penalties including removal from federal service, debarment from federal employment for five years, and a fine of $1000. 5 U.S.C. § 7326.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws.
POV, you're Sturgill Simpson or Spiderman
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
POV, you're Sturgill Simpson or Spiderman
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Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
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My latest for the New York Times:
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My latest for the New York Times:
The Accountant 2 is X Men for Autism
June 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Accountant 2 is X Men for Autism
Every American Pope has come from a state included in Sufan's 50 states album project.
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Every American Pope has come from a state included in Sufan's 50 states album project.
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I watched this and i am now deceased
April 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I watched this and i am now deceased
S2E9: Paul Scheer & Jason Mantzoukas in "One Man's Trash"
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
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Return to work mandates always fill the air with palpable dread. The ruling class never learns.
January 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Return to work mandates always fill the air with palpable dread. The ruling class never learns.
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tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap
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when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code
January 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code
Bob Loblaw rawdogs hot nog with frogs in a foggy bog as Job Loblaw vlogs his slog through smog in soggy, sloppy clogs with his dog.
January 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bob Loblaw rawdogs hot nog with frogs in a foggy bog as Job Loblaw vlogs his slog through smog in soggy, sloppy clogs with his dog.
Penn State didn't complete a single pass to a wide receiver
*For positive yards
*For positive yards
January 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Penn State didn't complete a single pass to a wide receiver
*For positive yards
*For positive yards
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I like when the semifinals end up determining who's the best (1) thumpball team and (2) pewpew team. Also we should get rid of semi-geographic conferences and organize teams ideologically
January 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I like when the semifinals end up determining who's the best (1) thumpball team and (2) pewpew team. Also we should get rid of semi-geographic conferences and organize teams ideologically