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Two Cats Jumping
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This is two cats and we are jumping
Me 15+ years ago
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I appreciate that human extinction will take just a little bit longer than the ending scarcity path
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We're building on top of "everyone is 12" with " everything is a movie" now.

We got international heists and international mafia gambling back to back
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cryptid Fascist
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My grandpa used to drink a Burger beer and eat a bowl of pretzels every night before bed. I learned this at a time when 30 racks of Burger were like $13 and they happened to stock like 6 at a time at my Liquor Barn. I'd buy one every time I was there. Anyway, this is beautiful.
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When someone farts, is air from their butthole entering your ear canal?
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For real. Can that heat this instant.
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Literally the second one mentioned here

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September 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And now they own close to 180 stations
September 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He died. The company's leader is Tim Apple now.
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ever met a German Shepherd?
September 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Framing a guy like Newsom as the benefactor of the cult of personality isn't somehow even stupider than worshipping a TV star?
August 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It may not be effective but isn't the parody through mirror obvious?
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is some profound news
August 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Joking aside, it's often easier to sort by most expensive and scroll down a bit to your budget than sift through all the cheap junk that floods searches today.
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Gonna memorize all the digits like it's Pi
June 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM