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· Nov 27
If there's anything I want to transfer over from the old application, it's my long ass history of being a Drake hater.
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Malört.
What is the worst alcohol ever and why is it Espolón??? 🤢
August 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Malört.
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The Community Note.
August 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Community Note.
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This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields
I'm sorry, but there absolutely ARE legitimate concerns.
A kid with XY chromosomes who identifies as female but hasn't medically transitioned in any way is a trans kid. And THAT SPECIFIC trans kid probably should not be playing on the girl's basketball team despite their identification as female.
A kid with XY chromosomes who identifies as female but hasn't medically transitioned in any way is a trans kid. And THAT SPECIFIC trans kid probably should not be playing on the girl's basketball team despite their identification as female.
Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns.
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
August 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields
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I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
A pitcher tried to pick me off at 2nd several times in a row. After about the 6th time the 2nd baseman faked the throw back to the pitcher and tagged me out when I stepped off the bag.
I've thought about that for 30 years
I've thought about that for 30 years
OK, what's your Little League disaster play?
I was on first base and my teammate hammered the ball. We didn't have outfield fences, so home runs were tough. I thought my third base coach said stop at 2nd, so I stopped. He was saying "Come on!" My teammate passed me up. She was called out.
I was on first base and my teammate hammered the ball. We didn't have outfield fences, so home runs were tough. I thought my third base coach said stop at 2nd, so I stopped. He was saying "Come on!" My teammate passed me up. She was called out.
June 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A pitcher tried to pick me off at 2nd several times in a row. After about the 6th time the 2nd baseman faked the throw back to the pitcher and tagged me out when I stepped off the bag.
I've thought about that for 30 years
I've thought about that for 30 years
Winter Soldier, Civil War, Black Panther
May 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Winter Soldier, Civil War, Black Panther
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This is who you're arguing with online...statistically
May 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is who you're arguing with online...statistically
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You dating Musiq Soulchild?
So, I exchanged numbers with a man from church. He’s stared at me for a long time and I guess just got the courage to ask for my #. I only know his name. He calls only when I’m at work and unable to talk. When I call back after work, no answer. He also texts like this:
May 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You dating Musiq Soulchild?
same with Oklahoma
New Mexico's cannabis industry would like to thank Texas for the support
Breaking: Texas is about to ban all THC products after our House (assisted by some alleged Dems) passed a bill late last night. #txlege thebarbedwire.com/2025/05/22/t...
May 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
same with Oklahoma
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New Mexico's cannabis industry would like to thank Texas for the support
Breaking: Texas is about to ban all THC products after our House (assisted by some alleged Dems) passed a bill late last night. #txlege thebarbedwire.com/2025/05/22/t...
Texas is About to Ban All THC. Buy Your Gummies Now
In a bold stand, Texas lawmakers decide that pain relief is just too fun to be legal.
thebarbedwire.com
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
New Mexico's cannabis industry would like to thank Texas for the support
enabling this is the kinda love I wanna show to somebody's daughter
I just wanna get drunk and eat shit off the grill for 3 days with my titties out.
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
enabling this is the kinda love I wanna show to somebody's daughter
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Trained me and mine to be ghosts and to operate anywhere on earth - and space - then fucking ghosted US.
“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”
Ernest Hemingway
“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”
Ernest Hemingway
I just think it was unwise to massively screw over a ton of people who sacrificed their lives for this country, especially after you’ve professionally trained them to stalk and kill.
March 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trained me and mine to be ghosts and to operate anywhere on earth - and space - then fucking ghosted US.
“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”
Ernest Hemingway
“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”
Ernest Hemingway
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this is too dope
Paramore singer Hayley Williams' earliest memories of music are of hearing her grandfather's songs. She helped him, now 78, achieve a dream: releasing his debut album.
How Paramore's Hayley Williams helped her grandfather release his debut album
Paramore singer Hayley Williams' earliest memories of music are of hearing her grandfather's songs. She helped him, now 78, achieve a dream: releasing his debut album.
www.npr.org
February 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this is too dope
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Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
February 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
Alan Ritchson and Matt Gaetz going to school together was not on my bingo card
February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Alan Ritchson and Matt Gaetz going to school together was not on my bingo card
that picture may literally be one of my favorite things to exist
February 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
that picture may literally be one of my favorite things to exist
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....you illiterate SOB and step up your vocab...
Go read a book.
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
....you illiterate SOB and step up your vocab...
I need someone to put this reply to the "Meet the Grahams" beat
Brief pause on my "no tweets" rule to show y'all a dead body.
Alex tweeted it then retweeted himself to make sure everyone saw the murder he committed 😂
Alex tweeted it then retweeted himself to make sure everyone saw the murder he committed 😂
February 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I need someone to put this reply to the "Meet the Grahams" beat
this is probably right and YUCK
I hate HOAs so much
I hate HOAs so much
The HOAs won’t let the kids jam out in their garages anymore :(
You know what. We talking about the new rappers being trash but ummmm where is the new 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Hoobastank?
February 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this is probably right and YUCK
I hate HOAs so much
I hate HOAs so much
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The HOAs won’t let the kids jam out in their garages anymore :(
You know what. We talking about the new rappers being trash but ummmm where is the new 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Hoobastank?
February 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The HOAs won’t let the kids jam out in their garages anymore :(
😭😭😭😭😭😭
my very lovely mother-in-law has tried and failed to make food that i might enjoy over the years so yesterday she resorted to buying me some jambalaya from Whole Foods and ... I'm not sure even Tony's can dress this up.
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭
CRACK???????? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE??????????
Absolutely diabolical.
Absolutely diabolical.
So y’all know I work in HR right? Tell me why I got this man hired, perfect interview, great candidate. He got fired cause they caught him smoking CRACK in the bathroom y’all!! Had the whole bathroom stanking! I’ll NEVER refer someone ever again! Got my job thinking I’m just cool with crackheads 😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
CRACK???????? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE??????????
Absolutely diabolical.
Absolutely diabolical.
the recipe was not lost here
February 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the recipe was not lost here