omg 🫢
I heard that the chef that killed himself by sticking his head in the deep fryer at Olive Garden was on PCP. That makes the story far less terrifying and way more believable.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
omg 🫢
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God:
It’s not my fault if what you read isn’t what I actually wrote
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
God:
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“How do you respond to these Charges?”
“How do you respond to these Charges?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“When did the discharge start?”
“When did the discharge start?”
No, “A.I.” *can’t* do that.
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“How do you respond to these Charges?”
“How do you respond to these Charges?”
This this this
Some of y’all defend these celebrities like your life depended on it.
They. Don’t. Know. You.
Some of y’all defend these celebrities like your life depended on it.
They. Don’t. Know. You.
parasocial antics will leave you unhappy if you let it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This this this
Some of y’all defend these celebrities like your life depended on it.
They. Don’t. Know. You.
Some of y’all defend these celebrities like your life depended on it.
They. Don’t. Know. You.
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parasocial antics will leave you unhappy if you let it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
parasocial antics will leave you unhappy if you let it.
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none of them have been difficult.
i don't know them niggas.
i don't know them niggas.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
none of them have been difficult.
i don't know them niggas.
i don't know them niggas.
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Yes
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Yes
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February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Donald Trump posted a racist, vile video of Barack and Michelle Obama.
It’s an absolute embarrassment that the President continues to use a bully pulpit out of his own insecurity.
Every single Republican should be denouncing this bigotry.
It’s an absolute embarrassment that the President continues to use a bully pulpit out of his own insecurity.
Every single Republican should be denouncing this bigotry.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Donald Trump posted a racist, vile video of Barack and Michelle Obama.
It’s an absolute embarrassment that the President continues to use a bully pulpit out of his own insecurity.
Every single Republican should be denouncing this bigotry.
It’s an absolute embarrassment that the President continues to use a bully pulpit out of his own insecurity.
Every single Republican should be denouncing this bigotry.
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I wish Steve Jobs would climb out of his grave and drag this old bitch to hell
Tim Cook is "deeply distraught" by the masked bigots shooting poets and nurses in the face as they build concentration camps to indiscriminately round up minorities
mayhap there will be one less fancy Apple bauble award thrown at the lap of our mad idiot king this year!
mayhap there will be one less fancy Apple bauble award thrown at the lap of our mad idiot king this year!
Apple’s Cook Vows to Lobby Lawmakers on Immigration Issue
Apple Inc. Chief Executive Officer Tim Cook told employees that he’s “deeply distraught” with the current US approach to immigration and will continue pressing the issue with lawmakers.
www.bloomberg.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I wish Steve Jobs would climb out of his grave and drag this old bitch to hell
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Holy shit. This explains SO much.
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Holy shit. This explains SO much.
Hellmann’s
Miracle whip or mayonnaise?
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hellmann’s
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Italian-Haitian designer Stella Jean created these spectacular Opening Ceremony outfits. 🔥
Richardson Viano (slalom) and Stevenson Savart (cross-country skiing) will represent Haiti at Milan Cortina.
via IG/ NBCOlympics
#WinterOlympics
Richardson Viano (slalom) and Stevenson Savart (cross-country skiing) will represent Haiti at Milan Cortina.
via IG/ NBCOlympics
#WinterOlympics
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Italian-Haitian designer Stella Jean created these spectacular Opening Ceremony outfits. 🔥
Richardson Viano (slalom) and Stevenson Savart (cross-country skiing) will represent Haiti at Milan Cortina.
via IG/ NBCOlympics
#WinterOlympics
Richardson Viano (slalom) and Stevenson Savart (cross-country skiing) will represent Haiti at Milan Cortina.
via IG/ NBCOlympics
#WinterOlympics
He would have to get stabbed.
Multiple times.
Excuse me?!?!
Multiple times.
Excuse me?!?!
The paramedic that was ejaculating in his co-workers food with the BCoFD finally been arrested and charged
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
He would have to get stabbed.
Multiple times.
Excuse me?!?!
Multiple times.
Excuse me?!?!
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Oh my EVERLOVING God.
Willy SHAKES, you will always, always, ALWAYS be famous.
Willy SHAKES, you will always, always, ALWAYS be famous.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Oh my EVERLOVING God.
Willy SHAKES, you will always, always, ALWAYS be famous.
Willy SHAKES, you will always, always, ALWAYS be famous.
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All he does is harass Black women, so this isn't surprising. Justice for Res and Maya.
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
All he does is harass Black women, so this isn't surprising. Justice for Res and Maya.
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I would assume this to be true and I can promise you they’ll be in the Blackest and Brownest areas of majority democrat areas
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I would assume this to be true and I can promise you they’ll be in the Blackest and Brownest areas of majority democrat areas
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Cam Newton is a perfect example of arrested development. Shannon Sharpe is another example of a grown ass man in that same category. Both are cautionary tales I think Black men need to learn from to avoid going that same way. Way too old to be saying and doing the shit they’re doing
The viral clip of Cam Newton saying he can't have platonic relationships and the men in the comments agreeing with him is unsettling. They don't know how barbaric and immature they sound. Embarrassing.
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Cam Newton is a perfect example of arrested development. Shannon Sharpe is another example of a grown ass man in that same category. Both are cautionary tales I think Black men need to learn from to avoid going that same way. Way too old to be saying and doing the shit they’re doing
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I shared on here recently how this year my friends man went on vacation… he talked to her the entire trip. FaceTime and all…. The vacation was for him to propose to somebody.
Planning a destination wedding but also tryna mack on here is crazy
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I shared on here recently how this year my friends man went on vacation… he talked to her the entire trip. FaceTime and all…. The vacation was for him to propose to somebody.
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Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
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The badder bitch
If a Bluesky couple breaks up, who gets to keep the skyline?
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The badder bitch
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Correct. It’s a wasting people’s time app.
I don't know who needs to hear this today, but Bluesky isn't a dating app.
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Correct. It’s a wasting people’s time app.