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Sylphanne
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Yeah I’m over here too
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Meemaw is hilarious 😂 she said she don’t want no begging man. She’s so real for that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Hardly the point but taxes in cities are through the roof in part because the populace has to pick up the cops’ tab for their fun murders
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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*Quick weave
Southwest Airlines really worked hard to be like the other major carriers. They really just Spirit with a lace front on payday.
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Don't forget Thiel!
My political platform is that we should throw Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, Larry Ellison, Sergey Brin/Larry Page, and Bill Gates in prison and take everything they own for the people.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Why do I need a job and have to pay bills if they’re just going to burn everything to the ground? Why do I have responsibilities and obligations when they’re doing whatever the fuck every day?
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This is sad and encouraging more loneliness in people (aside from destroying our environment).

Make it stop.
If you care about Valentine’s Day, not having someone to spend it with can be tough.

While dating apps have yielded diminishing returns for singles for years, more people are finding companionship with AI partners.

But where do you take your AI lover for a night out? www.wired.com/story/inside...
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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LOL I gather this is entirely standard Olympic Village behaviour. What do you expect when you put a whole load of gorgeous young sports-adults together in one place?
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Real Black parent magic
I told Chance yesterday that if I go to this vet, he better be hurt, and he mysteriously healed himself overnight. This dog is a hot ass mess.
a woman with short hair is wearing a purple shirt and a black coat .
ALT: a woman with short hair is wearing a purple shirt and a black coat .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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They've been garbage forever! This is from six years ago! www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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Just a reminder that the Dino Store exists at the grand army plaza 2/3 stop.

[Ernie Hudson voice] I love this town
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Second photo is AI.
First pic taken in November 2025. Nene calls Apollo her “brother”:
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Colon cancer is one of the leading causes of cancer death in people under 50, and it is rising. Do not wait for symptoms. Advocate for yourself and ask your doctor about early screening. A colonoscopy can remove polyps before they turn into cancer, and early detection can save your life.
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
That’s a bold face lie saying Geminis can’t fight
Like why they keep dissing us fo’?
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Legs, short torso
Are you primarily legs? Or primarily torso?
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Legs, short torso
Are you primarily legs? Or primarily torso?
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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one thing marsha m.nihghtshalambrosios is gonna do is let y'all know that michael needed her background vocals lol.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Bring back Borders, B. Dalton and Waldenbooks bookstore

Also Sam Goody, Filene’s Basement, SYMS, and Conway ☝🏽
What brick and mortars do you guys miss?
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Noooooo 😩

RIP Dawson Leery 😔
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I’m not crying. I’m not (yes I am 😆)
I told the barber I was turning 46 today and he quickly said "I got you" and IMMEDIATELY sprayed that black shit on my corner. I had to let him finish. Now I got a jet black hairline and a brown and Grey beard.
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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it looks like it came with a free coffin
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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These names get lost in the madness, but we must hold them close.
rest in power to Marie Ange Blaise, Jean Wilson Brutus & Keith Porter and all the Black people whose names we may never know who ICE has killed
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM