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Sylphanne
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Yeah I’m over here too
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Hey doll, you're the CEO of your life. Hire accordingly.
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate.

(I am going to go cry now)
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It’s snowing outside

WHY GOD
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Inception
February 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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He just loves competition, man
😭😭😭😭😭 dawg Michael just wanna win anything dawg…. You would think this AI but nah this is real
February 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Oh this jackass

He’s done
SKDKDKDJDKDK NAWL ISSA WRAP
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Again???

Lawd
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Good night everybody! ✌🏽
KD and that 4R hair of his gotta answer for this. Bring you and that bucket of ash to the podium, bud.
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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This lunatic loves winning more than anything lmao
MICHAEL JORDAN IS A CHAMPION YET AGAIN 🏆
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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And of course Black women not cops who solved this
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
☝🏽
there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong:

– Women
– Oldest daughters
– Firstborn granddaughters
February 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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When my dog tries following me into the bathroom:
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
😯

That is insane
hell of a finish at the Daytona 500
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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This is move that got Chris Brown KILLED in Stomp The Yard
I've seen enough
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
PR

It cleaned up her image from the ish with her divorce from Iman and everything being posted to the blogs. Switch the narrative, presto media darling.
I want to know what a man as fine as Aaron Pierre did to fumble Teyana Taylor.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
On purpose.

(Before you start, he wasn’t attractive to me with hair so meh)
Trey Songz is a bald now?!
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This made me do a real life frown
I don’t know whether the video of that lady proposing to her man by singing “I Have Nothing” is real or not

but I can’t watch it anyway because she changes keys two more times than she’s supposed to during the first 30 seconds
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
New PR relationship loading

(This one might actually turn real tho. Hmm)
omg jacob, release her!
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Get THEE fuck…
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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BABABABABABASKETBALL
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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I thought you knew that Stevie can do all things through Christ, which strengthens him
Stevie Wonder said …

“I see Us in the park”

HOW???
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
In seriousness, change it to green and I’d get em

Walk around looking like the island of wood and water. Wuh yuh mean? ;)
When Dorothesha from Brooklyn journeys to Oz 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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“There’s no place like YEEERRRRRR!!!”
When Dorothesha from Brooklyn journeys to Oz 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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First of all, these are FDNY's preferred rain boot and also what Santa switches to once he crosses the George Washington Bridge.
When Dorothesha from Brooklyn journeys to Oz 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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“There’s no place like nostrand”
When Dorothesha from Brooklyn journeys to Oz 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM