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Sylphanne
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Yeah I’m over here too
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November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I work at a college...
Have you ever met someone so dumb that you have to take a deep breath before responding to them?
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I still side-eye him for messing around with Mandy Moore when she was a teen too

Wilmer was allegedly the snow plug
hilary, demi, billie (and I thiiiink olivia?) all have songs reflecting on a dating an older man when they were very young, and I think we should be paying attention to that. demi's song 29 is quietly devastating, and I think Wilmer Valderrama should be getting waaaay more smoke than he does.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Hearing "mmmgurllll" right before getting your club shot up is crazy.
Did yall know Kem was expecting baby number 8 with his wife?

Love won’t stop calling.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen anything like this in my lifetime
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Yes but not in Black households 🤣
Did yall know rubbing alcohol expired, tf?
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They really coming with me to Flatbush Ave

Word? :/
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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So since those emails dropped, who drew the short straw for whatever horrific thing Big Drawls does tomorrow? Black people, brown people, or both?
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s disturbing me the 2 train has become hipsterville…and we just went past Church Ave

What the ever living fuck
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Great, tell them we said welcome to 2015.
69% of Americans support raising the federal minimum wage to $15/hr, according to YouGov.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) was finally sworn in today. She had some of Epstein’s victims at her side. She represents the 218th vote needed to release the files.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Newly-elected Rep. Adelita Grijalva has signed onto Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein Files.

It has now crossed the 218 vote threshold.

4 Republicans have joined 214 Democrats to make it happen.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Wasn't he just caught drinking toilet tequila?
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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No frfr
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This shit is so vile. They abuse controllers constantly -overwork them, underpay them, deny them medical care physical and psychological- then VIOLATE CONTRACT BY NOT FUCKING PAYING THEM, and when some controllers stop coming to work bc of that, they call them "unpatriotic". Fucking Republicans.
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Hooked, tethered, chained on phonics
We use to tease people that was using hooked on phonics. And I now know that that was wrong and we hooked on phonics needs to come back. Everybody needs to be hooked on it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Let him have time to see his friends his foes,
And merry fools to mock at him resort;
Let him have time to mark how slow time goes
In time of sorrow, and how swift and short
His time of folly and his time of ;
And ever let his crime
Have time to wail th’ abusing of his time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I *am* clowning her for failing the bar 😭 uber rich, super connected, and more resources than most will have in 100 lifetimes. And yet, in this sphere?
A loser ✨
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I don’t expect someone who doesn’t emphasize learning for her own kids to pass the bar.

Bravo to the ✌🏽psychics✌🏽on hitting a quick lick
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
In September, federal agents swarmed a Hyundai manufacturing site, detaining more than 500 workers, including more than 300 from South Korea.

Now, nearly 200 detainees are preparing to sue ICE, alleging human rights violations and unlawful arrest.
These South Korean workers came to the US to build an EV battery plant. They left in shackles. They still want to know why
ICE agents raided, arrested workers at a Georgia battery factory in September.
abcnews.link
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Stomps her foot to emphasize a point when she’s cussing me out in bark
8. What is the funniest thing that your pet has done recently?
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
RESEARCH the pet you want.

Be sure you want the pet because it is a commitment. Feeding, grooming, vet visits, walking and training (for dogs) are necessary. FYI you will be cleaning up puke and shit

If you are not a patient person? Get yourself a fish tank and leave the four legged friends alone.
10. What advice would give to a first time pet owner?
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Noisy neighbors. She hates them.
7. If you pet had a pet peeve, what would it be?
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Her sassy attitude.

I have no idea where she got it from 🌚

She’s also very gentle with kids and playful.
6. What is your favorite thing about your pet?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
She’s a Covid pup
5. Why did you get your pet?
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM