Cate Young
@ninjacate.blacksky.app
writer, film + culture critic, producer, full-time bisexual ✨
I used to write about movies. now I make podcasts and write about movies.
I used to write about movies. now I make podcasts and write about movies.
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submit your favorite celebrity profiles for my reading pleasure (please).
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
submit your favorite celebrity profiles for my reading pleasure (please).
I want a Scream movie that centers on the Meeks-Martin twins.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I want a Scream movie that centers on the Meeks-Martin twins.
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Generalissimo 🤣
They are sick deadass
They are sick deadass
Somebody woke up in the middle of the night and angry typed this.
This is sending me to the moon 😭
This is sending me to the moon 😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Generalissimo 🤣
They are sick deadass
They are sick deadass
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
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Help! I’ve been oppressed by tweets.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Help! I’ve been oppressed by tweets.
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Your new motto should be: if it’s fine for disabled people, it’s fine for me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Your new motto should be: if it’s fine for disabled people, it’s fine for me.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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historians, every day:
what the FUCK am i supposed to do with this information???
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
historians, every day:
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"Schumer is absolutely useless. His instincts towards spineless politics are the exact opposite of what Democrats need in the second Trump era and it's long past time for him to be run out of his position as Minority Leader." @katelynburns.com #SpinelessSchumer
www.burnsnotice.com/what-was-the...
www.burnsnotice.com/what-was-the...
What Was the Point of the Shutdown?
Democrats asked voters to weather short term pain from the shutdown to get long term gains in extending the ACA health insurance subsidies. Then they threw it all away.
So, what was the point of all ...
www.burnsnotice.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Schumer is absolutely useless. His instincts towards spineless politics are the exact opposite of what Democrats need in the second Trump era and it's long past time for him to be run out of his position as Minority Leader." @katelynburns.com #SpinelessSchumer
www.burnsnotice.com/what-was-the...
www.burnsnotice.com/what-was-the...
was rewatching the Scream films recently and was like "there's no way 6 stab wounds produce that much blood" and it turns out I was right and Wes Craven just made all the murders look like ritual devil sacrifice because it was scarier.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
was rewatching the Scream films recently and was like "there's no way 6 stab wounds produce that much blood" and it turns out I was right and Wes Craven just made all the murders look like ritual devil sacrifice because it was scarier.
Jesus was cooking about the rich people being bad thing because it cannot be a coincidence that they're all INSANE.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Jesus was cooking about the rich people being bad thing because it cannot be a coincidence that they're all INSANE.
wait, what was the beret about?
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
wait, what was the beret about?
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
if you know an immigration attorney willing to donate 20 mins of their time please send them my way! I have some very basic yes/no questions I need answered ASAP.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
if you know an immigration attorney willing to donate 20 mins of their time please send them my way! I have some very basic yes/no questions I need answered ASAP.
I don't believe in charging children as adults for any reason no matter the crime and apparently that is controversial.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't believe in charging children as adults for any reason no matter the crime and apparently that is controversial.
wild how quickly I soured on Sydney Sweeney.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
wild how quickly I soured on Sydney Sweeney.
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
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Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
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Opinion | Eight Democratic senators just sold their constituents out for nothing more than a pat on the head from Joe Scarborough. Even Judas asked for 50 pieces of silver.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Opinion | Eight Democratic senators just sold their constituents out for nothing more than a pat on the head from Joe Scarborough. Even Judas asked for 50 pieces of silver.
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Whore you, the apostrophe police?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whore you, the apostrophe police?
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I'm performatively liminal, which means I'm standing on a cliff going "OOOOH MAYBE I'LL JUMP, MAYBE I'M A REPRESENTATION OF CROSSING A THRESHOLD THAT CANNOT BE UNCROSSED, OOOOOOH"
Has “performative” become the new “liminal” in that it’s a term that is very useful but its misuse on social media is rendering it difficult to use
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm performatively liminal, which means I'm standing on a cliff going "OOOOH MAYBE I'LL JUMP, MAYBE I'M A REPRESENTATION OF CROSSING A THRESHOLD THAT CANNOT BE UNCROSSED, OOOOOOH"
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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My new old person hack is that sitting down for concerts is preferable, and you should just get a seat where you can do that. They’re usually cheaper too!
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My new old person hack is that sitting down for concerts is preferable, and you should just get a seat where you can do that. They’re usually cheaper too!