The Titi That Preguntó 🍉
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Areíto - Album by Juan Luis Guerra 4.40
Areíto is the sixth album by Juan Luis Guerra with his band 440, released on 8 December 1992, by Karen Records. The album, meant to be a tribute to the indigenous tribes of the Dominican Republic, is ...
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Good morning! Since everyone speaks Spanish now (thanks, Benito ❤️) check out Areíto by Juan Luis Guerra, dedicated to our Indigenous Taino ancestors.
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Where is that real life Olivia Pope?
they still ain't found that lady's mama?
February 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Where is that real life Olivia Pope?
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To be honest? If you coming to me with a problem, my default setting is that you already listened to people who believe in diplomacy. If you talking to me?!?! YOU WANNA BURN A BRIDGE AND I’MA GIVE YOU THE GASOLINE! 😂😂😂
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
To be honest? If you coming to me with a problem, my default setting is that you already listened to people who believe in diplomacy. If you talking to me?!?! YOU WANNA BURN A BRIDGE AND I’MA GIVE YOU THE GASOLINE! 😂😂😂
Every sentence is wilder than the previous. 🤣
My friend isn’t stupid.
She’s just dealing with some shit I would never deal with. So, I can not give her no advice. Last time I did, she was like, “That sounds like attempted murder.”
(Note: it was not. I just told her to move somewhere on a second floor because her ex don’t like taking stairs.)
She’s just dealing with some shit I would never deal with. So, I can not give her no advice. Last time I did, she was like, “That sounds like attempted murder.”
(Note: it was not. I just told her to move somewhere on a second floor because her ex don’t like taking stairs.)
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Every sentence is wilder than the previous. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She hung up on me because I said, “I’m not calling you stupid at all. I’m just trying to figure out what you want me to say here.” 😂
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now watching Just Wright with Queen Latifah & Common and WTF is this gas station scene?! JERSEY GIRLS DON'T PUMP GAS.
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Now watching Just Wright with Queen Latifah & Common and WTF is this gas station scene?! JERSEY GIRLS DON'T PUMP GAS.
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I just want them to return her. She has no meds. Her app is not connected to her pacemaker. She can't go 50ft without assistance. It's ALL. BAD.
February 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I just want them to return her. She has no meds. Her app is not connected to her pacemaker. She can't go 50ft without assistance. It's ALL. BAD.
Don't cry, fren. Benito Bowl is on YouTube now!
I’m so mad I missed that man throwing ass
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Don't cry, fren. Benito Bowl is on YouTube now!
Excuse me for loving joy & whimsy!
February 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Excuse me for loving joy & whimsy!
When my dog tries following me into the bathroom:
You just want to be nosey
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
When my dog tries following me into the bathroom:
As a kid, I'd get unreasonably angry when the channels were different in other locations. Because what do you mean Oprah's on channel 5?!
I don’t know another language but I am fluent in old tv channel numbers that my mom refuses to let go of
“Is it on channel 3?”
(YoutubeTV doesn’t even have numbers)
“Is it on channel 3?”
(YoutubeTV doesn’t even have numbers)
February 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
As a kid, I'd get unreasonably angry when the channels were different in other locations. Because what do you mean Oprah's on channel 5?!
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I can’t believe they wouldn’t let me have this 😭😭😭
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I can’t believe they wouldn’t let me have this 😭😭😭
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Yeah, we told y'all that, but then someone came on here and said the Founding Fathers were "brilliant attorneys," so I don't think the revelation stuck.
White supremacy is incompatible with democracy
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, we told y'all that, but then someone came on here and said the Founding Fathers were "brilliant attorneys," so I don't think the revelation stuck.
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
Eew.
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
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February 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Eew.
Quick, put on Benito Bowl!
At a family function and they’re watching an hour-long “porch pirate” compilation video.
All of the videos are AI.
All of the videos are AI.
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Quick, put on Benito Bowl!
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Anyway, do yall know any dress makers? I need a real deal holy field dress maker. Not a basic seamstress or someone who can patch a hole. I NEED A BLACK DRESS MAKER
Who yall know?!
Who yall know?!
February 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Anyway, do yall know any dress makers? I need a real deal holy field dress maker. Not a basic seamstress or someone who can patch a hole. I NEED A BLACK DRESS MAKER
Who yall know?!
Who yall know?!
Pretty!
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Pretty!
The sequel to Sneakerella: Bootsarella.
February 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The sequel to Sneakerella: Bootsarella.
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I think some women are afraid to wear blush. It can really elevate your face.
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I think some women are afraid to wear blush. It can really elevate your face.
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I am a music teacher and can confirm that little guys really enjoy feigned outrage as long as it comes from a surprising source. Elmo and I share a very brightly-colored, non-threatening aesthetic. So when we act angry, it’s classic irony and it’s always funny 🤷♀️
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I am a music teacher and can confirm that little guys really enjoy feigned outrage as long as it comes from a surprising source. Elmo and I share a very brightly-colored, non-threatening aesthetic. So when we act angry, it’s classic irony and it’s always funny 🤷♀️
It just seems contradictory! Stop provoking Elmo! 🤣
But you're right. It reinforces Crain behavior, and I'm sure the writers/people in charge have an agenda, even if they haven't explicitly stated what it is! SMH.
Kudos to your 3AM self for clocking this! 🫡
🤭
Kudos to your 3AM self for clocking this! 🫡
🤭
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It just seems contradictory! Stop provoking Elmo! 🤣