Scrawny Coleman
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Scrawny Coleman
@turkturk95.bsky.social
· Jan 21
- Tiny Moving Farts
- The Story So Fart
- Have Fart
- Counterfarts
- Title Fart
- In Farts Wake
- Thy Fart Is Murder
- Joan Jett and the Blackfarts
- Kickstart My Fart
- Fart Shaped Box
- Dawn of the Black Farts
- At the Fart of Winter
- Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers
- The Story So Fart
- Have Fart
- Counterfarts
- Title Fart
- In Farts Wake
- Thy Fart Is Murder
- Joan Jett and the Blackfarts
- Kickstart My Fart
- Fart Shaped Box
- Dawn of the Black Farts
- At the Fart of Winter
- Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers
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We are Charlie Dunkirk
Please get us off the continent!!
Please get us off the continent!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We are Charlie Dunkirk
Please get us off the continent!!
Please get us off the continent!!
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Get a 3 day ban from the reddit admins for “identity-based hate” for bluntly stating that Zionism is violent and its supporters are bad people lol. We live in permanent stupid world and the countless banal, backwards dumbasseries we have to deal with every day is truly astounding
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Get a 3 day ban from the reddit admins for “identity-based hate” for bluntly stating that Zionism is violent and its supporters are bad people lol. We live in permanent stupid world and the countless banal, backwards dumbasseries we have to deal with every day is truly astounding
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sorry everyone, we had no idea when we started this autopsy report it could potentially lead to accountability
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
sorry everyone, we had no idea when we started this autopsy report it could potentially lead to accountability
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
Ya gotta do it to ‘em before ‘em it to you do
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ya gotta do it to ‘em before ‘em it to you do
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![Kansas City Chiefs
[picture of tyler thigpen]
World's Best Football Team](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/bafkreictire4tggmwas4fu6gm4shnl2nm2qzyjseplnhkfa5n74tzflffy@jpeg)
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we live in the most high surveillence state in history, companies like palantir exist to know everything about us, and they still can’t do anything. kind of astounding how often this has happened under trumps 2nd term
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
we live in the most high surveillence state in history, companies like palantir exist to know everything about us, and they still can’t do anything. kind of astounding how often this has happened under trumps 2nd term
I’m never making it out of the Paleolithic dawg 😭😭
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m never making it out of the Paleolithic dawg 😭😭
Mad Max: Fury Road
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Mad Max: Fury Road
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
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A very dyslexic Saturn: “Why did Icarus not simply devour?”
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A very dyslexic Saturn: “Why did Icarus not simply devour?”
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This is what Domers are trying to take from you, dont let them
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is what Domers are trying to take from you, dont let them
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seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
12 has no business being as good of a number as it is
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
12 has no business being as good of a number as it is
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man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
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it’s so blatant how obvious this setup grift is
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it’s so blatant how obvious this setup grift is
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look at my opposition party dawg
Senator Mark Kelly has seen the Trump admin's classified justification for the boat strikes and said they should be released to the public. Kelly can release the info himself due legislative immunity; but when asked if he would, did not respond to multiple requests for comment.
Why Hegseth's Alleged War Crime Will Never Be Revealed
Lethal strike on alleged drug boat in Caribbean is shrouded in an above-top secret world
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
look at my opposition party dawg
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Getting really fucking mad imagining a millennial ordering a “smol whoppy” at the drive through
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Getting really fucking mad imagining a millennial ordering a “smol whoppy” at the drive through
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
*Still* laughing my nuts off at Kirk getting fuckin zapped
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
*Still* laughing my nuts off at Kirk getting fuckin zapped
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
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ACAB includes Gene Steratore
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ACAB includes Gene Steratore