mikeo
@mikkaio.bsky.social
they should make a video game about skateboarding
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mikeo
@mikkaio.bsky.social
· Oct 30
Horsle- the horse-based word game
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee
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feeling like the white mikeo
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
feeling like the white mikeo
yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away
anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?
when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?
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Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?
me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
ghosting my vape in the opera bathroom
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ghosting my vape in the opera bathroom
it's not a big deal to be named nile jarvis, as I am. just the normal name my parents happened to give me. no big whoop
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it's not a big deal to be named nile jarvis, as I am. just the normal name my parents happened to give me. no big whoop
my name is Nile Jarvis. two fun facts about me, I'm a man of few words and big action
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
my name is Nile Jarvis. two fun facts about me, I'm a man of few words and big action
hi everyone my name is nile jarvis
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hi everyone my name is nile jarvis
Meet Nile Jarvis, a man of few words and big action. TH...
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Meet Nile Jarvis, a man of few words and big action. TH...
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ONE PERFECT SHOT
THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee
THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ONE PERFECT SHOT
THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee
THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
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sad that we never got a james bond film at that perfect moment in time when he definitely would have had to ride a skateboard at one point
September 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
sad that we never got a james bond film at that perfect moment in time when he definitely would have had to ride a skateboard at one point
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come come Mr Bond, you get as much fulfilment out of using multiple slurp juices on a single ape as I do
November 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
come come Mr Bond, you get as much fulfilment out of using multiple slurp juices on a single ape as I do
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Bond: remind me to thank the geniuses at Q branch for this
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
September 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Bond: remind me to thank the geniuses at Q branch for this
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
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Q: and here's your new car, a Tesla Model Y
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
September 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Q: and here's your new car, a Tesla Model Y
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
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james bond 007 is MIA. you're the only man with the skills, muscles and intellect capable of finding him and bringing him back alive
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
September 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
james bond 007 is MIA. you're the only man with the skills, muscles and intellect capable of finding him and bringing him back alive
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
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there's a new guy just started working at MI6 also called james bond. original james is seething in the break room because all the women in the office are calling the newbie Hot James
October 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
there's a new guy just started working at MI6 also called james bond. original james is seething in the break room because all the women in the office are calling the newbie Hot James
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UN"SHAVEN" AND STIRRED: Outraged Fans Left Thunder"BAWLing" After Petition For "First Goateed James Bond" Reaches Parliament
November 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
UN"SHAVEN" AND STIRRED: Outraged Fans Left Thunder"BAWLing" After Petition For "First Goateed James Bond" Reaches Parliament
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mgm execs real excited about my pitch to take james bond back to basics but getting less and less excited as they realise i'm exclusively concerned with making him a speed addict again
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
mgm execs real excited about my pitch to take james bond back to basics but getting less and less excited as they realise i'm exclusively concerned with making him a speed addict again