mikeo #chickenmike
@mikkaio.bsky.social
they should make a video game about skateboarding
cabletwo.net
he/him
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mikeo #chickenmike
@mikkaio.bsky.social
· Jul 20
can we get this egg to go more viral than justin bieber?
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
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sad that we never got a james bond film at that perfect moment in time when he definitely would have had to ride a skateboard at one point
September 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
sad that we never got a james bond film at that perfect moment in time when he definitely would have had to ride a skateboard at one point
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come come Mr Bond, you get as much fulfilment out of using multiple slurp juices on a single ape as I do
November 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
come come Mr Bond, you get as much fulfilment out of using multiple slurp juices on a single ape as I do
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Bond: remind me to thank the geniuses at Q branch for this
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
September 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Bond: remind me to thank the geniuses at Q branch for this
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now
Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
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Q: and here's your new car, a Tesla Model Y
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
September 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Q: and here's your new car, a Tesla Model Y
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made
Q: yes I know
Bond: they're a wonderful company
Q: quite
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james bond 007 is MIA. you're the only man with the skills, muscles and intellect capable of finding him and bringing him back alive
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
September 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
james bond 007 is MIA. you're the only man with the skills, muscles and intellect capable of finding him and bringing him back alive
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
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there's a new guy just started working at MI6 also called james bond. original james is seething in the break room because all the women in the office are calling the newbie Hot James
October 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
there's a new guy just started working at MI6 also called james bond. original james is seething in the break room because all the women in the office are calling the newbie Hot James
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UN"SHAVEN" AND STIRRED: Outraged Fans Left Thunder"BAWLing" After Petition For "First Goateed James Bond" Reaches Parliament
November 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
UN"SHAVEN" AND STIRRED: Outraged Fans Left Thunder"BAWLing" After Petition For "First Goateed James Bond" Reaches Parliament
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mgm execs real excited about my pitch to take james bond back to basics but getting less and less excited as they realise i'm exclusively concerned with making him a speed addict again
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
mgm execs real excited about my pitch to take james bond back to basics but getting less and less excited as they realise i'm exclusively concerned with making him a speed addict again
when i was 7 my best friend pitched me two ideas that were essentially detective pikachu and pluto tv 20 years before the world was ready for either
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
when i was 7 my best friend pitched me two ideas that were essentially detective pikachu and pluto tv 20 years before the world was ready for either
between the fresh grassy green of his hair and the ripe strawberry red of his cheeky brimless hat, i'm getting serious summer vibes off of this grinch fellow
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
between the fresh grassy green of his hair and the ripe strawberry red of his cheeky brimless hat, i'm getting serious summer vibes off of this grinch fellow
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this thing is now available everywhere (but spotify), get it get it get it! Thanks again to all of the contributors and everyone who has supported it so far!
listening party tonight, EP streaming everywhere but spotify tomorrow
all proceeds from bandcamp purchases are going to a mix of charities suggested by the featured artists, but if you've already donated your charity budget and would like a download, please let use know and we will hook you up
all proceeds from bandcamp purchases are going to a mix of charities suggested by the featured artists, but if you've already donated your charity budget and would like a download, please let use know and we will hook you up
featuring, vol. 1, by particle dogs
6 track album
particledogs.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
this thing is now available everywhere (but spotify), get it get it get it! Thanks again to all of the contributors and everyone who has supported it so far!
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee
cabletwo.net/horsle
cabletwo.net/horsle
Horsle- the horse-based word game
cabletwo.net
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee
cabletwo.net/horsle
cabletwo.net/horsle
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jojo has top notes of juniper and vetiver with middle notes of patchouli and sandalwood and base notes of musk #jojoscentexposed
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
jojo has top notes of juniper and vetiver with middle notes of patchouli and sandalwood and base notes of musk #jojoscentexposed
anyone have sabrina carpenter's discord @? need to ask her something
October 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
anyone have sabrina carpenter's discord @? need to ask her something
frasier never uses a coaster
October 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
frasier never uses a coaster
am i going to have to remember to check a website every day if i move to mastodon
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
am i going to have to remember to check a website every day if i move to mastodon
how boomers think you get a job
October 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
how boomers think you get a job
i'm trying to discover the next great italian skateboarder
October 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i'm trying to discover the next great italian skateboarder
did people stop wearing belts. am i crazy. did people stop wearing belts
October 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
did people stop wearing belts. am i crazy. did people stop wearing belts
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Friend: Are you pretending to be an international reviewer on Amazon again
Me: Excelente producto
Me: Excelente producto
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Friend: Are you pretending to be an international reviewer on Amazon again
Me: Excelente producto
Me: Excelente producto
gaining access to the Fingernet changed my life #fingernet
October 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
gaining access to the Fingernet changed my life #fingernet
vape ashtray
ashtray for vapes
where does ash from vape go
ashtray for vapes
where does ash from vape go
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
vape ashtray
ashtray for vapes
where does ash from vape go
ashtray for vapes
where does ash from vape go
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