kyle gratton
@kwg.bsky.social
they pay me to have opinions on video games
please read my work:
https://screenrant.com/author/kyle-gratton/
please read my work:
https://screenrant.com/author/kyle-gratton/
the yin and yang of nasty little guys you find in the sewers of a decrepit, once-resplendent capital city
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
the yin and yang of nasty little guys you find in the sewers of a decrepit, once-resplendent capital city
I'm giving Hollow Knight another shot after bouncing off of it a few years ago (the new Switch 2 version is great), and I really should have expected the feces-flinging dung beetle boss in the sewers
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I'm giving Hollow Knight another shot after bouncing off of it a few years ago (the new Switch 2 version is great), and I really should have expected the feces-flinging dung beetle boss in the sewers
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ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran.
ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.
ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.
After a string of ICE murders, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries proposed reforms — and $11 billion more for ICE.
Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran.
ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.
ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.
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playing pickleball tonight
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
playing pickleball tonight
learning a lot about myself
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
learning a lot about myself
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Bad Bunny did a variation of the Spike Lee double dolly shot live so you’re now legally required to give this a five star on Letterboxd!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Bad Bunny did a variation of the Spike Lee double dolly shot live so you’re now legally required to give this a five star on Letterboxd!!!!
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Mike Vrabel looks like a guy you fight in a Yakuza game
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Mike Vrabel looks like a guy you fight in a Yakuza game
What do you think Jon Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm chatted about?
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
What do you think Jon Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm chatted about?
Someone please tell me there’s jousting in this game
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Someone please tell me there’s jousting in this game
Olympic commentators suggesting Fellini would make a speed skating movie do not know ball in the slightest
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Olympic commentators suggesting Fellini would make a speed skating movie do not know ball in the slightest
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Human equivalent of that bird getting obliterated by a Randy Johnson pitch
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Human equivalent of that bird getting obliterated by a Randy Johnson pitch
Human equivalent of that bird getting obliterated by a Randy Johnson pitch
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Human equivalent of that bird getting obliterated by a Randy Johnson pitch
damn the new Olympic cauldron is sick
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
damn the new Olympic cauldron is sick
the return of Gold Zone tomorrow will fix me
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
the return of Gold Zone tomorrow will fix me
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
My ass got put in the pillory for stealing a lute in the middle of another quest and my companions just… finished the quest without me and got pissed off that I disappeared. Extremely annoying to have happen but also 10/10 game design.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
My ass got put in the pillory for stealing a lute in the middle of another quest and my companions just… finished the quest without me and got pissed off that I disappeared. Extremely annoying to have happen but also 10/10 game design.
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The reality is and one that many American academics and experts are unwilling to utter is that these are death camps and just because the ash isn’t falling from the ovens yet doesn’t change that reality.
Anne Frank likely died in a typhus epidemic that spread through the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp
History rhymes, it rhymes
Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
History rhymes, it rhymes
Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The reality is and one that many American academics and experts are unwilling to utter is that these are death camps and just because the ash isn’t falling from the ovens yet doesn’t change that reality.
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
HAMBONE WATCH now in effect until 4pm this afternoon
WHAT: small chance of me bowling 4 strikes in a row
WHERE: the greater Kansas City area
WHEN: 2pm to 4pm CST
IMPACT: 4-frame procession of 10-pin strikes possible but not likely, plan on slippery lane conditions
WHAT: small chance of me bowling 4 strikes in a row
WHERE: the greater Kansas City area
WHEN: 2pm to 4pm CST
IMPACT: 4-frame procession of 10-pin strikes possible but not likely, plan on slippery lane conditions
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
HAMBONE WATCH now in effect until 4pm this afternoon
WHAT: small chance of me bowling 4 strikes in a row
WHERE: the greater Kansas City area
WHEN: 2pm to 4pm CST
IMPACT: 4-frame procession of 10-pin strikes possible but not likely, plan on slippery lane conditions
WHAT: small chance of me bowling 4 strikes in a row
WHERE: the greater Kansas City area
WHEN: 2pm to 4pm CST
IMPACT: 4-frame procession of 10-pin strikes possible but not likely, plan on slippery lane conditions
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system