kyle gratton
@kwg.bsky.social
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Books I read this year
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Books I read this year
Kill Bill on da big screen 👍👍
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kill Bill on da big screen 👍👍
We love a giant fucking tree, don’t we folks?
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We love a giant fucking tree, don’t we folks?
“My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.”
I have played a bit of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on Switch 2.
My impressions will go up next Friday, November 14, @screenrant.bsky.social
My impressions will go up next Friday, November 14, @screenrant.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I have played a bit of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on Switch 2.
My impressions will go up next Friday, November 14, @screenrant.bsky.social
My impressions will go up next Friday, November 14, @screenrant.bsky.social
Crazy how prescient this is
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Crazy how prescient this is
Me after getting yelled at by my squad for not playing the objective
October 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me after getting yelled at by my squad for not playing the objective
it’s actually because Jesus was nice at bowling
![A series of two strikes is known as a "double" (or a "Barney Rubble" to rhyme), and a series of three is known as a "turkey" (sometimes a
"sizzling turkey" on the first three frames). Any longer string of strikes is referred to by a number affixed to the word "bagger" or "pack",
, as in
"four-bagger" or "six-pack". A string of four straight strikes is also known as a "hambone," a term invented by sports commentator Rob Stone. A string of five strikes in a row is a "brat", referring to bratwurst, but "nickel", has become far more common in recent years. 14]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:smauvq7fqkbzcrvu6lwzzvfz/bafkreibhsd2qbhygbt7ctzalrdklrl4q7zgye7clum4xaxxyzpjctm4mmy@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
it’s actually because Jesus was nice at bowling
I’m afraid this thing has already given me the Photographer’s Madness
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m afraid this thing has already given me the Photographer’s Madness
my building put this in the elevator. halloween is out, doorbells are in. we don’t even have doorbells here
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my building put this in the elevator. halloween is out, doorbells are in. we don’t even have doorbells here
They did this to me at 30,000 feet
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They did this to me at 30,000 feet
strapping one thousand knifes to myself for my halloween costume this year
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
strapping one thousand knifes to myself for my halloween costume this year
Ghost of Yōtei review copy is locked and loaded – big thanks to @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social and @playstation.com
You can read my review for @screenrant.bsky.social on Thursday, September 25, at 9am ET on the dot
You can read my review for @screenrant.bsky.social on Thursday, September 25, at 9am ET on the dot
September 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ghost of Yōtei review copy is locked and loaded – big thanks to @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social and @playstation.com
You can read my review for @screenrant.bsky.social on Thursday, September 25, at 9am ET on the dot
You can read my review for @screenrant.bsky.social on Thursday, September 25, at 9am ET on the dot
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▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ supremacy
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▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ supremacy
August 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
┏┓in
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▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ supremacy
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▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ supremacy
pointlessness of espn draft analytics aside, I will not have my drafting vibes slandered
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
pointlessness of espn draft analytics aside, I will not have my drafting vibes slandered
not playing balatro for months and then beating a purple stake in one try
August 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
not playing balatro for months and then beating a purple stake in one try
even when he’s got one of his bigger hats on there’s plenty of room
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
even when he’s got one of his bigger hats on there’s plenty of room
I’m at the Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal. I’m at the Battlefield 6 hands-on press demo. I’m at the combination Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal Battlefield 6 hands-on press demo.
My impressions on the game coming soon
My impressions on the game coming soon
July 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m at the Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal. I’m at the Battlefield 6 hands-on press demo. I’m at the combination Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal Battlefield 6 hands-on press demo.
My impressions on the game coming soon
My impressions on the game coming soon
Ancient Roman guy in the Death Stranding universe pissed of because no one is getting killed after bloodsport
![Wikipedia page on “thumbs up:” The Latin phrase pollice verso is used in the context of gladiatorial combat for a hand gesture used by Ancient Roman crowds to pass judgment on a defeated gladiator.
Now they give shows of their own.
Thumbs up! Thumbs down! And the killers, spare or slay, and then go back to concessions for private privies.
- Juvenal, Against the City of Rome
(c. 110-127 A.D.)
While it is clear that the thumb was involved, the precise type of gesture described by the phrase pollice verso and its meaning are unclear in the historical and literary record. [11 [2] /31 According to Anthony Corbeill, a classical studies professor who has extensively researched the practice, thumbs up signalled killing the gladiator while "a closed fist with a wraparound thumb" meant sparing him.141 151 In modern popular culture it is wrongly presumed 61 l7 that "thumbs down" was the signal that a defeated gladiator should be condemned to death; "thumbs up", that he should be spared.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:smauvq7fqkbzcrvu6lwzzvfz/bafkreid67ul2so6ahyt7qlljnuxrcpijb6lkj7bufpjojshih25aruozsi@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ancient Roman guy in the Death Stranding universe pissed of because no one is getting killed after bloodsport