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kyle gratton
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they pay me to have opinions on video games

please read my work:
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Books I read this year
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Kill Bill on da big screen 👍👍
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Chris Berman rn:
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We love a giant fucking tree, don’t we folks?
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have played a bit of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on Switch 2.

My impressions will go up next Friday, November 14, @screenrant.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Crazy how prescient this is
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me after getting yelled at by my squad for not playing the objective
October 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
it’s actually because Jesus was nice at bowling
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m afraid this thing has already given me the Photographer’s Madness
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
my building put this in the elevator. halloween is out, doorbells are in. we don’t even have doorbells here
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They did this to me at 30,000 feet
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
strapping one thousand knifes to myself for my halloween costume this year
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ghost of Yōtei review copy is locked and loaded – big thanks to @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social and @playstation.com

You can read my review for @screenrant.bsky.social on Thursday, September 25, at 9am ET on the dot
September 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
┏┓in
┃┃╱╲ this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ believe
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ in
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ gnasher
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ supremacy
August 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
pointlessness of espn draft analytics aside, I will not have my drafting vibes slandered
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
not playing balatro for months and then beating a purple stake in one try
August 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it’s hammock time
August 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
August 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
even when he’s got one of his bigger hats on there’s plenty of room
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m at the Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal. I’m at the Battlefield 6 hands-on press demo. I’m at the combination Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal Battlefield 6 hands-on press demo.

My impressions on the game coming soon
July 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh no
July 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
church is in session
July 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ancient Roman guy in the Death Stranding universe pissed of because no one is getting killed after bloodsport
July 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM