Scrawny Coleman
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Scrawny Coleman
@turkturk95.bsky.social
· Jan 21
- Tiny Moving Farts
- The Story So Fart
- Have Fart
- Counterfarts
- Title Fart
- In Farts Wake
- Thy Fart Is Murder
- Joan Jett and the Blackfarts
- Kickstart My Fart
- Fart Shaped Box
- Dawn of the Black Farts
- At the Fart of Winter
- Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers
- The Story So Fart
- Have Fart
- Counterfarts
- Title Fart
- In Farts Wake
- Thy Fart Is Murder
- Joan Jett and the Blackfarts
- Kickstart My Fart
- Fart Shaped Box
- Dawn of the Black Farts
- At the Fart of Winter
- Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers
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![Kansas City Chiefs
[picture of tyler thigpen]
World's Best Football Team](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/bafkreictire4tggmwas4fu6gm4shnl2nm2qzyjseplnhkfa5n74tzflffy@jpeg)
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we live in the most high surveillence state in history, companies like palantir exist to know everything about us, and they still can’t do anything. kind of astounding how often this has happened under trumps 2nd term
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
we live in the most high surveillence state in history, companies like palantir exist to know everything about us, and they still can’t do anything. kind of astounding how often this has happened under trumps 2nd term
I’m never making it out of the Paleolithic dawg 😭😭
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m never making it out of the Paleolithic dawg 😭😭
Mad Max: Fury Road
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Mad Max: Fury Road
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
I don’t know that I need to elaborate further
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A very dyslexic Saturn: “Why did Icarus not simply devour?”
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A very dyslexic Saturn: “Why did Icarus not simply devour?”
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This is what Domers are trying to take from you, dont let them
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is what Domers are trying to take from you, dont let them
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seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
12 has no business being as good of a number as it is
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
12 has no business being as good of a number as it is
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man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
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it’s so blatant how obvious this setup grift is
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it’s so blatant how obvious this setup grift is
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look at my opposition party dawg
Senator Mark Kelly has seen the Trump admin's classified justification for the boat strikes and said they should be released to the public. Kelly can release the info himself due legislative immunity; but when asked if he would, did not respond to multiple requests for comment.
Why Hegseth's Alleged War Crime Will Never Be Revealed
Lethal strike on alleged drug boat in Caribbean is shrouded in an above-top secret world
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
look at my opposition party dawg
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Getting really fucking mad imagining a millennial ordering a “smol whoppy” at the drive through
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Getting really fucking mad imagining a millennial ordering a “smol whoppy” at the drive through
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
*Still* laughing my nuts off at Kirk getting fuckin zapped
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
*Still* laughing my nuts off at Kirk getting fuckin zapped
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
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ACAB includes Gene Steratore
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ACAB includes Gene Steratore
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
Think I might buy some stocks of Jim. An early Jimvestor.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Think I might buy some stocks of Jim. An early Jimvestor.
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
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(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid