Santa Chormps
@travlersdepot.bsky.social
No brains, only Zuul. All the diabetes. Technologically augmented. Everyone counts or no one counts. "People rarely make worse choices with more information."
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Santa Chormps
@travlersdepot.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Do not
Do not
Do NOT
Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.
You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
Do not
Do NOT
Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.
You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
Keep this nugget from @margaret.bsky.social in mind: don't talk about the cool shit you're doing, just assume that everyone is doing cool shit that we can't talk about.
This is not a crimb! Give back his 5%! Justice for Gonzo!
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is not a crimb! Give back his 5%! Justice for Gonzo!
Thomper care is essential.
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Be sure to take goode care of yore thompres, just in case
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Thomper care is essential.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Masked mercenaries are only able to kidnap people off our streets at random today because Democrats refused to defund ICE when they had the chance.
The same goes for the epidemic of police violence.
The movement against ICE should revitalize anti-police organizing.
crimethinc.com/antipolice2025
The same goes for the epidemic of police violence.
The movement against ICE should revitalize anti-police organizing.
crimethinc.com/antipolice2025
Abolishing ICE is only the beginning. Have you looked at your local cops?
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According to mappingpoliceviolence.us, police kill at least three people per day; from a meta analysis published in NYT, we now know the number could be six or even more.
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According to mappingpoliceviolence.us, police kill at least three people per day; from a meta analysis published in NYT, we now know the number could be six or even more.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Masked mercenaries are only able to kidnap people off our streets at random today because Democrats refused to defund ICE when they had the chance.
The same goes for the epidemic of police violence.
The movement against ICE should revitalize anti-police organizing.
crimethinc.com/antipolice2025
The same goes for the epidemic of police violence.
The movement against ICE should revitalize anti-police organizing.
crimethinc.com/antipolice2025
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Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
This has been the first season of Diablo IV that I've leveled all 6 classes to 60. They've also all completed the season reputation track and received their Resplendant Spark.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This has been the first season of Diablo IV that I've leveled all 6 classes to 60. They've also all completed the season reputation track and received their Resplendant Spark.
Want to eat pizza pillows until I can't move. They're so good!
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Want to eat pizza pillows until I can't move. They're so good!
Didn't know I wanted this until I saw it!
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Didn't know I wanted this until I saw it!
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SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
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The Dems need to be hammering hard on the fact that It’s not that the admin can’t issue snap funds, it’s that they don’t want to and they want you to starve.
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Dems need to be hammering hard on the fact that It’s not that the admin can’t issue snap funds, it’s that they don’t want to and they want you to starve.
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To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
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To find your friends again-
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
To find your friends again-
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Today’s the day, friends—FLASH GORDON ADVENTURES VOL 2 from @papercutzgn.bsky.social has officially dropped! Grab yourself a copy and bask in the hilarity and absurdity brought to you by some of the best cartoonists working today… and me. Don’t forget to rate and review🤘🏻
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Today’s the day, friends—FLASH GORDON ADVENTURES VOL 2 from @papercutzgn.bsky.social has officially dropped! Grab yourself a copy and bask in the hilarity and absurdity brought to you by some of the best cartoonists working today… and me. Don’t forget to rate and review🤘🏻
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Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now
Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.
www.health.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
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“We’ll use everything we can to combat fascism!!!” If you think using transphobic, queerphobic, or racist language, actions, and rhetoric combats fascism, then you’re useless at best. You combat fascism by being just as bigoted as they are? By using language and rhetoric they agree with? Okay then
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“We’ll use everything we can to combat fascism!!!” If you think using transphobic, queerphobic, or racist language, actions, and rhetoric combats fascism, then you’re useless at best. You combat fascism by being just as bigoted as they are? By using language and rhetoric they agree with? Okay then
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Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
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one hundred percent true
angel at left, hellion at right (would die for them both)
angel at left, hellion at right (would die for them both)
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
one hundred percent true
angel at left, hellion at right (would die for them both)
angel at left, hellion at right (would die for them both)
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people with 2 cats can you confirm
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
people with 2 cats can you confirm
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Nobody tells you that being middle aged means you now must get into a safe position when you’re going to sneeze, so as not to pull a muscle in your neck.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Nobody tells you that being middle aged means you now must get into a safe position when you’re going to sneeze, so as not to pull a muscle in your neck.
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The Washington Post, June 23, 1912
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The Washington Post, June 23, 1912
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Half? Half?!
Your cat knows you bought a bag of chocolate bars for the trick-or-treaters. She also knows you have already eaten half of them.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Half? Half?!
Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Don't want or need his "help" fighting the current regime.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Don't want or need his "help" fighting the current regime.
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A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
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Black and Brown people. PLEASE, PLEASE for the love of us all do not allow yourself to be interviewed if SNAP benefits don't come on November 1. Make the white folks do the interviews. They love getting Black folks to do these interviews so that people think we are the only ones hurt.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Black and Brown people. PLEASE, PLEASE for the love of us all do not allow yourself to be interviewed if SNAP benefits don't come on November 1. Make the white folks do the interviews. They love getting Black folks to do these interviews so that people think we are the only ones hurt.