TorontoRoberts
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Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my reposts. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs.
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I have one reposting rule. If I guffaw when I first read someone’s post I may repost. If I don’t guffaw there’s no way that I will repost. Unless it’s an interesting post ... in which case I may break my rule.
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(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: unfigureoutable
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: unfigureoutable
I think MTG is getting better looking as she softens her vitriol. Just sayin’
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think MTG is getting better looking as she softens her vitriol. Just sayin’
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ive said this before but we are never going to fucking Mars. Not ever. and Ai is not going to take all the jobs unless your job is encouraging teenagers to go in the garage and turn the car on
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ive said this before but we are never going to fucking Mars. Not ever. and Ai is not going to take all the jobs unless your job is encouraging teenagers to go in the garage and turn the car on
I repost for anyone who uses shenanigans in their post. Also, guffaw, buffoonery, persnickety, buggeration, curmudgeon, skullduggery, gadzooks, brouhaha, cantankerous, zoinks, whippersnapper, fiddlesticks, hornswoggled, malarkey, flabbergasted, or chicanery. BINGO!
I can't be the only one noticing that rockist old curmudgeons grousing about how "No one makes great music anymore" are often the same ones trashing new artists who either ARE making great music that doesn't sound like classic rock, or trashing new artists for sounding TOO MUCH like classic rock.
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I repost for anyone who uses shenanigans in their post. Also, guffaw, buffoonery, persnickety, buggeration, curmudgeon, skullduggery, gadzooks, brouhaha, cantankerous, zoinks, whippersnapper, fiddlesticks, hornswoggled, malarkey, flabbergasted, or chicanery. BINGO!
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Find out how to say it tonight on @thedailyshow.com!
Tonight! Jon Stewart sits down with Zoehan Mendairy ❌ Zoeran Ma'amdanny ❌ Zohran Mamdani ✅
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Find out how to say it tonight on @thedailyshow.com!
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: tantrump
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: tantrump
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Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: dadgum
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: dadgum
I get winded just reading the word marathon
October 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I get winded just reading the word marathon
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Farted out a lung
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Farted out a lung
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Why remember a password when you can just reset your account every single time.
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why remember a password when you can just reset your account every single time.
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Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
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I hear that the shop Anthropologie is opening up
a sister store for older people called
Palaeontology RS
a sister store for older people called
Palaeontology RS
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I hear that the shop Anthropologie is opening up
a sister store for older people called
Palaeontology RS
a sister store for older people called
Palaeontology RS
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: Magadumb
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: Magadumb
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Nice! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤗🇨🇦
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Blue Jays defeat Rays to clinch 7th American League East title in club history | CBC Sports
The Toronto Blue Jays are American League East champions. Powered by two home runs by catcher Alejandro Kirk, the Blue Jays defeated the Tampa Bay Rays 13-4 in Toronto on Sunday. This is the seventh A...
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September 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nice! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤗🇨🇦
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What does a pot sobriety test look like? (SATIRE)
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September 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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couldn’t find my parked car then i couldn’t find my phone to find Find My Parked Car then i found my phone but i couldn’t find Find My Parked Car on my phone then i found Find My Parked Car on my phone then i remembered i don’t even have a car 😬
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
couldn’t find my parked car then i couldn’t find my phone to find Find My Parked Car then i found my phone but i couldn’t find Find My Parked Car on my phone then i found Find My Parked Car on my phone then i remembered i don’t even have a car 😬
We’re being hornswoggled by performance artists
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We’re being hornswoggled by performance artists
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s faves are: bigtittedness and dumbphone
September 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s faves are: bigtittedness and dumbphone
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We’re about 2 months away from aspirin being replaced with leeches.
September 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
We’re about 2 months away from aspirin being replaced with leeches.
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Everyday covering politics is like marinating in sewage
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Everyday covering politics is like marinating in sewage
The Handmaid’s Chant:
Praise be
Blessed be the fruit
Under His eye
May the Lord open
Blessed are the meek
Blessed are the silent
In God’s grace
Gender traitor
Honey, I’m home
Praise be
Blessed be the fruit
Under His eye
May the Lord open
Blessed are the meek
Blessed are the silent
In God’s grace
Gender traitor
Honey, I’m home
Still no Rapture? If only the Lord were as punctual as He is wrathful. Glory!
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Handmaid’s Chant:
Praise be
Blessed be the fruit
Under His eye
May the Lord open
Blessed are the meek
Blessed are the silent
In God’s grace
Gender traitor
Honey, I’m home
Praise be
Blessed be the fruit
Under His eye
May the Lord open
Blessed are the meek
Blessed are the silent
In God’s grace
Gender traitor
Honey, I’m home