Tommy
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Ilhands Omar
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ilhands Omar
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Not great
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Not great
When Picard quoted the "and he piled upon the whale's white hump" line from Moby Dick, I thought it was awesome, so I read, and loved, Moby Dick. I then decided to read all the books I Cliffs-noted in school.
October 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When Picard quoted the "and he piled upon the whale's white hump" line from Moby Dick, I thought it was awesome, so I read, and loved, Moby Dick. I then decided to read all the books I Cliffs-noted in school.
@reddirtsport.bsky.social Listen man, I know it's Kent State but I need you to lock in, ok?
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@reddirtsport.bsky.social Listen man, I know it's Kent State but I need you to lock in, ok?
Get this @reddirtsport.bsky.social propaganda off my timeline.
The sweet and savory pairing may seem controversial, but it’s a traditional way to enjoy apple pie in New England and the Midwest.
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Why You Should Serve Cheddar Cheese With Apple Pie
The sweet and savory pairing may seem controversial, but it’s a traditional way to enjoy apple pie in New England and the Midwest.
www.mentalfloss.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Get this @reddirtsport.bsky.social propaganda off my timeline.
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drink piss in hell forever motha fucka
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
drink piss in hell forever motha fucka
Picard resisted prime Famke Janssen throwing herself at him. He can resist the ring.
August 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Picard resisted prime Famke Janssen throwing herself at him. He can resist the ring.
@tressiejane.bsky.social this is wonderful
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@tressiejane.bsky.social this is wonderful
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
"Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing. Awesome song, plus "move aside and let the man roll through" is an A++ lyric for a closer entrance.
if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
August 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing. Awesome song, plus "move aside and let the man roll through" is an A++ lyric for a closer entrance.
@tressiejane.bsky.social Finally, someone is bold enough to speak the truth.
spaceballs is a bad movie, it should not have been made
July 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
@tressiejane.bsky.social Finally, someone is bold enough to speak the truth.
When I don't let @electric2thbrush.bsky.social eat an entire box of cheeze-its at 9:45pm.
July 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When I don't let @electric2thbrush.bsky.social eat an entire box of cheeze-its at 9:45pm.
Putting heavy whipping cream from Walmart in my stand mixer for 20 minutes then getting really excited when it turns into butter like the formerly amish girl on TikTok said it would.
important: what endearing thing do the screenwriters of the movie of your life have you doing in an early scene when you're by yourself to establish your quirky likeability?
i'm listening to Al Green's "Love and Happiness" and singing the backup singers' lines in falsetto while chopping garlic
i'm listening to Al Green's "Love and Happiness" and singing the backup singers' lines in falsetto while chopping garlic
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Putting heavy whipping cream from Walmart in my stand mixer for 20 minutes then getting really excited when it turns into butter like the formerly amish girl on TikTok said it would.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
It's Saturday.
Post a cartoon tv series you love.
Post a cartoon tv series you love.
June 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's Saturday.
Post a cartoon tv series you love.
Post a cartoon tv series you love.
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I don't think my mom or dad has read a book in my lifetime, but they combined forces to get me into Star Trek, and for that I am grateful.
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don't think my mom or dad has read a book in my lifetime, but they combined forces to get me into Star Trek, and for that I am grateful.
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I ran into Jared from Subway at the Tulsa airport. We were basically the only 2 people there, and I said "Oh hey, you're the Subway guy. Nice to meet you." and he looked at me like I was GARBAGE and continued through security. Now I kinda wonder what was in the carry-on 😬😬😬
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I ran into Jared from Subway at the Tulsa airport. We were basically the only 2 people there, and I said "Oh hey, you're the Subway guy. Nice to meet you." and he looked at me like I was GARBAGE and continued through security. Now I kinda wonder what was in the carry-on 😬😬😬
@electric2thbrush.bsky.social You tink
May 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@electric2thbrush.bsky.social You tink
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"Five card stud. Nothing's wild. And the sky's the limit."
No, YOU'RE fucking crying.
No, YOU'RE fucking crying.
May 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Five card stud. Nothing's wild. And the sky's the limit."
No, YOU'RE fucking crying.
No, YOU'RE fucking crying.
April 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM