Tomie Soprano
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Tomie Soprano
@tomiesoprano.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Olive photo for bluesky. exclusive image posted nowhere else online!!!
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11 years ago on this very night, i adopted aurelia, my perfect, special baby
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
11 years ago on this very night, i adopted aurelia, my perfect, special baby
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
a bit nuts simply because they've had multiple friendly public interactions prior to this and absolutely nothing about her politics has been a secret at any point
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
a bit nuts simply because they've had multiple friendly public interactions prior to this and absolutely nothing about her politics has been a secret at any point
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this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
just greeted a work crew to install sheet rock in my busted up kitchen. belatedly realized I am wearing this @kthorjensen.bsky.social shirt
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just greeted a work crew to install sheet rock in my busted up kitchen. belatedly realized I am wearing this @kthorjensen.bsky.social shirt
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
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Transgressive queer horror fiction? Oh yes, I’m a fan—as long as it’s not problematic of course
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Transgressive queer horror fiction? Oh yes, I’m a fan—as long as it’s not problematic of course
taken aback and DELIGHTED, to be clear
really enjoyed 28 Years Later though i was somewhat taken aback by the decision to set it in the Omegaverse
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
taken aback and DELIGHTED, to be clear
really enjoyed 28 Years Later though i was somewhat taken aback by the decision to set it in the Omegaverse
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
really enjoyed 28 Years Later though i was somewhat taken aback by the decision to set it in the Omegaverse
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Starfleet Officers
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Starfleet Officers
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Their Thighs Were Crotching God
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Their Thighs Were Crotching God
this is apparently controversial, but i think it's a bit rich to sell a sewing/knitting/crochet pattern you have not tested
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
this is apparently controversial, but i think it's a bit rich to sell a sewing/knitting/crochet pattern you have not tested
There's never been a better time to give Gretchen $10 to join the Deadlights theater Discord, where Gretchen and some other geeks and weirdos will regularly beam movies right onto your computer screen.
Hey party people, someone broke in while I was sleeping and stole my laptop. My books are all backed up, thank God, but my renter's insurance has a high deductible and if you like my work I'd appreciate some support right now
patreon.com/scumbelievab...
patreon.com/scumbelievab...
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October 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There's never been a better time to give Gretchen $10 to join the Deadlights theater Discord, where Gretchen and some other geeks and weirdos will regularly beam movies right onto your computer screen.
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Adam Sandler has done more good for gay men than GG Allin. Full stop.
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Adam Sandler has done more good for gay men than GG Allin. Full stop.
happy indigenous people's day!
IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN BEFORE THE END OF NOVEMBER SOMEONE IS GOING TO NEED TO DO IT
IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN BEFORE THE END OF NOVEMBER SOMEONE IS GOING TO NEED TO DO IT
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
happy indigenous people's day!
IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN BEFORE THE END OF NOVEMBER SOMEONE IS GOING TO NEED TO DO IT
IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN BEFORE THE END OF NOVEMBER SOMEONE IS GOING TO NEED TO DO IT
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
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Superman is cunty, A Goofy Movie is cunty Gnostic dreck, Puerto Rican fantasies are cunty, atompunk is generally cunty, time travel is cunty. Masscult under Luxemburgism is inherently cunty. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Superman is cunty, A Goofy Movie is cunty Gnostic dreck, Puerto Rican fantasies are cunty, atompunk is generally cunty, time travel is cunty. Masscult under Luxemburgism is inherently cunty. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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obviously there's a lot of problems with child labor, but it's too valuable for big business for it to ever go away, so you need to embrace it early or your kids' resumes will be left in the dust
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
obviously there's a lot of problems with child labor, but it's too valuable for big business for it to ever go away, so you need to embrace it early or your kids' resumes will be left in the dust
Bjork, who so rarely speaks of her personal life and even more rarely shares anything unrelated to her music on social media, is posting about her childhood friend captured by the IDF and all the comments are like "omg stick to music" "it's complicated so dont take sides"
October 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Bjork, who so rarely speaks of her personal life and even more rarely shares anything unrelated to her music on social media, is posting about her childhood friend captured by the IDF and all the comments are like "omg stick to music" "it's complicated so dont take sides"
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Day 34 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
September 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Day 34 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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this is that gunter eagleman maga influencer from "X" lol
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
this is that gunter eagleman maga influencer from "X" lol
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While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.
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Reporters talking with everyone who has ever met the shooter asking if the shooter knew any trans people. Healthy society we have here for sure.
September 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reporters talking with everyone who has ever met the shooter asking if the shooter knew any trans people. Healthy society we have here for sure.
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My daughter (age 5.5) wanted to listen to Taylor Swift and I realized that she has no idea what Swift’s music sounds like so we’ve just been listening to the 1997 album Tubthumping by Chumbawumba instead
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My daughter (age 5.5) wanted to listen to Taylor Swift and I realized that she has no idea what Swift’s music sounds like so we’ve just been listening to the 1997 album Tubthumping by Chumbawumba instead
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I know that ain't who I think it is
Newsom reacts to Kilmeade’s cold-hearted comments👇🏽
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I know that ain't who I think it is
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DC canceled this book because the writer made this mild intensity joke about the guy whose name I'm sick of typing. DC's parent company, WB, keeps putting money in JK Rowling's pocket because "we have to respect differences of opinion". the dots aren't terribly hard to connect
September 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
DC canceled this book because the writer made this mild intensity joke about the guy whose name I'm sick of typing. DC's parent company, WB, keeps putting money in JK Rowling's pocket because "we have to respect differences of opinion". the dots aren't terribly hard to connect