Eve Harms, 2026 edition
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I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️⚧️🕎🍉🪬
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They should make a Hooters but for people who like big noses. Call it Honkers
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
They should make a Hooters but for people who like big noses. Call it Honkers
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Behold! For the first time in history, The Biblically Accurate Bible.
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Behold! For the first time in history, The Biblically Accurate Bible.
I think it was JFK that said “Ask not why make Isabelle stacked, ask what stacked Isabelle could do to you” moments before he got shot. Makes you think
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I think it was JFK that said “Ask not why make Isabelle stacked, ask what stacked Isabelle could do to you” moments before he got shot. Makes you think
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Imagine if you're Sisyphus, laboring, pushing that boulder, and then Kate Bush runs past you and up the hill with a graceful ease, her sheer billowy white dress trailing behind her before she disappears into the golden orb of the setting sun at the peak
August 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Imagine if you're Sisyphus, laboring, pushing that boulder, and then Kate Bush runs past you and up the hill with a graceful ease, her sheer billowy white dress trailing behind her before she disappears into the golden orb of the setting sun at the peak
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Guy who assumes the drug is meth every time it’s mentioned that someone is high
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Guy who assumes the drug is meth every time it’s mentioned that someone is high
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ghoulish 2026 👀
👏 Support 👏 trans 👏 woman 👏 (me, specifically)
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ghoulish 2026 👀
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Evil's constant hallmark is that it does not create. Ever.
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Evil's constant hallmark is that it does not create. Ever.
Uncle Scrooge is far superior to Elon Musk. Musk's wealth hoard is a number on a computer screen, whereas Scrooge keeps his in a bin and actually uses it for recreational money diving. This also provides local crooks like the Beagle Boys valuable enrichment activities in the form of heist scheming
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Uncle Scrooge is far superior to Elon Musk. Musk's wealth hoard is a number on a computer screen, whereas Scrooge keeps his in a bin and actually uses it for recreational money diving. This also provides local crooks like the Beagle Boys valuable enrichment activities in the form of heist scheming
In a way, popular accounts are no worse than billionaires, except that instead of hoarding "wealth" they are hoarding valuable likes, shares, and reposts.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
In a way, popular accounts are no worse than billionaires, except that instead of hoarding "wealth" they are hoarding valuable likes, shares, and reposts.
My followers are beginning to unionize; they're sick of my "rampant clownery" and demand that I "tone it down"
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My followers are beginning to unionize; they're sick of my "rampant clownery" and demand that I "tone it down"
👏 Support 👏 trans 👏 woman 👏 (me, specifically)
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
👏 Support 👏 trans 👏 woman 👏 (me, specifically)
Me: How’re you doing?
Friend who is a clam researcher: ...I’m as happy as a clam
Me: Is that… good?
Friend who is a clam researcher: ...I’m as happy as a clam
Me: Is that… good?
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Me: How’re you doing?
Friend who is a clam researcher: ...I’m as happy as a clam
Me: Is that… good?
Friend who is a clam researcher: ...I’m as happy as a clam
Me: Is that… good?
I accidentally tapped my cat's food plate with my foot and now they are insisting on dinner an hour and a half early
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I accidentally tapped my cat's food plate with my foot and now they are insisting on dinner an hour and a half early
*takes drag* the real living “dead” in Dawn of the Dead are the consumers, man
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
*takes drag* the real living “dead” in Dawn of the Dead are the consumers, man
250 years of this shit is enough, if you ask me
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
250 years of this shit is enough, if you ask me
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It is a little funny CBS was like "We LOVE America and we will NOT apologize for it" about 20 hours before America pulled some classic American Evil shit. Nice timing
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It is a little funny CBS was like "We LOVE America and we will NOT apologize for it" about 20 hours before America pulled some classic American Evil shit. Nice timing
I’ll come to disco
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’ll come to disco
If you want something to sound cool, just add the word “night” in front of it. “Night Market” “Night Chemist” "Night Club"
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you want something to sound cool, just add the word “night” in front of it. “Night Market” “Night Chemist” "Night Club"
Damn The Crazies (1973) hits really different post-COVID19. Great film
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Damn The Crazies (1973) hits really different post-COVID19. Great film
*takes drag* The real crazies in The Crazies (1973) are the government, man
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
*takes drag* The real crazies in The Crazies (1973) are the government, man
What’s the point of a “copay” and a large monthly premium if they just send me a random surprise bill between of $200 - $1200 a few weeks after I see a healthcare professional. Every time! If we’re going to pay so much, we should at least know how much before hand. American healthcare is insane
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What’s the point of a “copay” and a large monthly premium if they just send me a random surprise bill between of $200 - $1200 a few weeks after I see a healthcare professional. Every time! If we’re going to pay so much, we should at least know how much before hand. American healthcare is insane
*during sex* Death to videodrome-mmm…long live the new flesh-ahhmmg uhhh
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
*during sex* Death to videodrome-mmm…long live the new flesh-ahhmmg uhhh