Eve Harms, Gourd Respecter
@eveharms.com
I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️⚧️🕎🍉🪬
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Tech companies are like: What if we took the product you like and rely on and made it barely work as well as constantly trying to wrap you up into some bullshit you don't care about
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Tech companies are like: What if we took the product you like and rely on and made it barely work as well as constantly trying to wrap you up into some bullshit you don't care about
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
Imagine living in a time where if you got an infected wound the best case scenario is that it was on a body part that could be amputated.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Imagine living in a time where if you got an infected wound the best case scenario is that it was on a body part that could be amputated.
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I seemed to remember that when I was in the closet going to the public bathroom was pretty trivial. My female friends and family didn’t seem to have issues either. Once I came out as trans going to the public bathroom became really difficult, actually. Like… come back to reality, people
“We want to avoid being in a position where toilets are being policed by people.”
…so why not just keep things as they are. Is the daily bathroom situation for cis people really so hard for them?
…so why not just keep things as they are. Is the daily bathroom situation for cis people really so hard for them?
ending of a bbc article i just read. this is so fucking funny im sorry
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I seemed to remember that when I was in the closet going to the public bathroom was pretty trivial. My female friends and family didn’t seem to have issues either. Once I came out as trans going to the public bathroom became really difficult, actually. Like… come back to reality, people
“We want to avoid being in a position where toilets are being policed by people.”
…so why not just keep things as they are. Is the daily bathroom situation for cis people really so hard for them?
…so why not just keep things as they are. Is the daily bathroom situation for cis people really so hard for them?
ending of a bbc article i just read. this is so fucking funny im sorry
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“We want to avoid being in a position where toilets are being policed by people.”
…so why not just keep things as they are. Is the daily bathroom situation for cis people really so hard for them?
…so why not just keep things as they are. Is the daily bathroom situation for cis people really so hard for them?
Curiosity is sexy
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Curiosity is sexy
Collective unconscious check-in:
Tell me your dream last night if you remember.
Good dreams, bad dreams, wet dreams, boring dreams, I want them all.
Tell me your dream last night if you remember.
Good dreams, bad dreams, wet dreams, boring dreams, I want them all.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Collective unconscious check-in:
Tell me your dream last night if you remember.
Good dreams, bad dreams, wet dreams, boring dreams, I want them all.
Tell me your dream last night if you remember.
Good dreams, bad dreams, wet dreams, boring dreams, I want them all.
My Kobo Aura 2 is dying. Does anyone have a recommendation for an affordable non-kindle ereader? I think I might be done with Kobo also, the aura always felt very clunky and didn't work great in a lot of ways.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Kobo Aura 2 is dying. Does anyone have a recommendation for an affordable non-kindle ereader? I think I might be done with Kobo also, the aura always felt very clunky and didn't work great in a lot of ways.
If they took these off the list, what’s left? These are the main ones
This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If they took these off the list, what’s left? These are the main ones
Bob is keeping my partners tea warm for her, what a thoughtful cat. This is why we let him get away with not paying rent
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bob is keeping my partners tea warm for her, what a thoughtful cat. This is why we let him get away with not paying rent
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Oh man, what if when I go to the doctor he says “Bad news you’re dead” and then they send me to the morgue
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh man, what if when I go to the doctor he says “Bad news you’re dead” and then they send me to the morgue
I can’t wait for my yearly skin screening in a few hours. I hope they cut something off of me to be sent to a lab
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can’t wait for my yearly skin screening in a few hours. I hope they cut something off of me to be sent to a lab
I wish I could make my peace with instagram and just use it regularly like it's no big deal, but I find it so repellent. It's not the people I follow or my followers, it's something about the platform that really creeps me out
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wish I could make my peace with instagram and just use it regularly like it's no big deal, but I find it so repellent. It's not the people I follow or my followers, it's something about the platform that really creeps me out
I would like to apologize to the Pokémon Red glitchless any % speedrunning community for my careless remarks
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I would like to apologize to the Pokémon Red glitchless any % speedrunning community for my careless remarks
Why do my cats sometimes look huge and sometimes look tiny. How are they changing size like this day to day
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why do my cats sometimes look huge and sometimes look tiny. How are they changing size like this day to day
Ahh this book is so good
On days where I fret whether we're waving our Weird flag w/enough vigor, I remind myself of the 3k-word cheat sheet that @goresorcerer.bsky.social wrote up to explain PUPPET'S BANQUET.
@eveharms.com thought it was badass; that's good enough for us, should be for you too🖤☠️
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@eveharms.com thought it was badass; that's good enough for us, should be for you too🖤☠️
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November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ahh this book is so good
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Apparently it was controversial and he apologized for then cartoon. “I drew a really weird, obtuse cartoon that no one understood and wasn’t funny and therefore I went on to even greater success and recognition. Yeah I like this country.” - Gary Larson
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
Odd this day
Odd this day Happy 41st anniversary of the day Gary Larson issued the Cow Tools Apology — or at least it’s 41 years since The Spokesman-Review, Spokane, printed this: The full story explains — …
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November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Apparently it was controversial and he apologized for then cartoon. “I drew a really weird, obtuse cartoon that no one understood and wasn’t funny and therefore I went on to even greater success and recognition. Yeah I like this country.” - Gary Larson
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
You don’t understand, a successful career and being able to spend my life doing what I love is not enough for me. I also need everyone to like me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You don’t understand, a successful career and being able to spend my life doing what I love is not enough for me. I also need everyone to like me.
You threw your gourds in the TRASH BIN?! At least give them a proper burial, return them to the earth
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You threw your gourds in the TRASH BIN?! At least give them a proper burial, return them to the earth
I am feeling very good about my most recent purchase
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I am feeling very good about my most recent purchase
Some people just want to tell you over and over how small they are, how small their world is
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Some people just want to tell you over and over how small they are, how small their world is
If I was a drivers ed teacher I would show my students the entirety of Twin Peaks season 3: The Return. There are a lot of good lessons about driving safety in there, handled with the appropriate amount of viscerality
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I was a drivers ed teacher I would show my students the entirety of Twin Peaks season 3: The Return. There are a lot of good lessons about driving safety in there, handled with the appropriate amount of viscerality
The US has two political parties: one that's conservative, and another that wants everyone to suffer and die for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The US has two political parties: one that's conservative, and another that wants everyone to suffer and die for some reason