Eve Harms, Gourd Respecter
@eveharms.com
I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️⚧️🕎🍉🪬
https://eveharms.com/links/
https://eveharms.com/links/
If you're cold, they're cold. Show your respect by bringing your gourds inside this winter
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Show your respect by bringing your gourds inside this winter
"Computer! Idea!"
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"Computer! Do!"
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"WAIT!"
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"Masterpiece."
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"I'm a genius..."
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"Computer! Do!"
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"WAIT!"
...
"Masterpiece."
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"I'm a genius..."
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Computer! Idea!"
//
"Computer! Do!"
//
"WAIT!"
...
"Masterpiece."
///////
"I'm a genius..."
//
"Computer! Do!"
//
"WAIT!"
...
"Masterpiece."
///////
"I'm a genius..."
What would you guess is being advertised here
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What would you guess is being advertised here
Bob is keeping my partners tea warm for her, what a thoughtful cat. This is why we let him get away with not paying rent
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bob is keeping my partners tea warm for her, what a thoughtful cat. This is why we let him get away with not paying rent
Look at his tail
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Look at his tail
I am feeling very good about my most recent purchase
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I am feeling very good about my most recent purchase
Clearly someone who has not seen Ken Russell’s Gothic (1986) or he would know that Percy Shelley is a melodramatic lightweight who can’t even hold his laudanum, let alone write a whole Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Clearly someone who has not seen Ken Russell’s Gothic (1986) or he would know that Percy Shelley is a melodramatic lightweight who can’t even hold his laudanum, let alone write a whole Frankenstein
Does Kali count? Cannot be killed, sharp tongue, sexy, numinous, surrounded by crazed hotties, great fashion sense
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does Kali count? Cannot be killed, sharp tongue, sexy, numinous, surrounded by crazed hotties, great fashion sense
Congratulations to Brian who is sure to get at least one gig from this
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Congratulations to Brian who is sure to get at least one gig from this
Bob, you are laying on my manuscript
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bob, you are laying on my manuscript
Happy halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Happy halloween!
Flavor scientists have finally gone too far. They are laughing in the face of god
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Flavor scientists have finally gone too far. They are laughing in the face of god
This is how he sleeps
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is how he sleeps
Every horror writer's dream
October 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Every horror writer's dream
My son, respecting a gourd. I’ve taught him well 🥹
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My son, respecting a gourd. I’ve taught him well 🥹
Behold! For the first time in history, The Biblically Accurate Bible.
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Behold! For the first time in history, The Biblically Accurate Bible.
Usually I am against the blatant commercialization of gourd respecting, yet I can't help but be charmed by this cute sign at Trader Joe's
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Usually I am against the blatant commercialization of gourd respecting, yet I can't help but be charmed by this cute sign at Trader Joe's
