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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version)
@tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Father, husband, he/him, 49-year-💀 crocheter with imposter syndrome. NOT FLIRTING with you irl; not flirting with you in the skyline. A ducky mess. Granted the superpower of Meme Manipulation by Brioche.
The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.
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Someone do a wellness check on JD Vance and maybe take him to Pottery Barn’s annual couch sale
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Raleigh, NC
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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This is naked corruption on a scale we’ve never seen. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence the majority of it comes from crypto. Private money is antithetical to democracy.
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Donald Trump could have just kept his mouth shut about Jamal Khashoggi.

But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.

Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.

Cretin behavior.
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is more QAnon than she is GOP,
and people want to high-five her for . . . deciding Trump isn’t Q?
Ok. But that means she’s still QAnon and about 2 miles down the rabbit hole.
Her tone was never the issue.
You do not want her in the Democratic Party.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` stop it '' .
Alt: A very young Michael Jordan saying, “Stop it. Get some help.”
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Wait, why were the colonists upset? I thought the East India Company pays the tax. #AmericanRevolutionPBS
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Good MORNING, Bluesky! I am taking ALL OF THIS WEEK OFF, cuz my birthday is the 18th and it's been a helluva year, honestly.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=svqY...
Prince, Prince and The Revolution - Let's Go Crazy (Live in Syracuse, NY, 3/30/85)
YouTube video by princevevo
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November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Gutted. We have lost a brilliant voice in the world. Rest in peace Alice Wong @sfdirewolf.bsky.social you were so inspiring to so many of us. Thank you for sharing all your words and for always shining a light on the disability community.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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We have all been down bad for a freak but when the freak is RFK Jr. silence is golden
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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These emails prove that Jeffrey Epstein was so rich and powerful he didn't even need to conform to the rules of the English language.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.

They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.

They raped them.

Sex implies consent.

The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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We’ve uncovered a secret cabal of global elites preying on children but because Alex Jones is a pathetic Trump fanboy suddenly he’s like “ehhhh…”
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Certified PEDOPHILE
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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It would be a good time for the NYT to have an ombudsman
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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On Dec. 8, 2015, Jeffrey Epstein offers a NY Times reporter photos of Donald Trump and "girls in bikinis in my kitchen." Epstein tells the reporter that he "gave" Trump his "20 year old girlfriend...after two years."

When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Hey BLUE sKY, Fame. I lost my food stamps and I really need money for groceries. Single mom with two kiddos here. If you can, please donate. Venmo Sarah-Fader-1 and PayPal Sarahfaderspeaks@gmail.com I am happy to give a tarot reading if you want one!
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I am also happy to help you edit a document for work or school. I am way better than an AI or robot!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM