Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version)
@tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Father, husband, he/him, 49-year-💀 crocheter with imposter syndrome. NOT FLIRTING with you irl; not flirting with you in the skyline. A ducky mess. Granted the superpower of Meme Manipulation by Brioche.
The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.
The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.
Really speaks to the enduring influence of the 3DS catalog.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Really speaks to the enduring influence of the 3DS catalog.
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has just been endorsed by Waluigi.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has just been endorsed by Waluigi.
What could be more luxurious than taking a dump in full view of anyone with the misfortune of being outside that giant freaking window?
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What could be more luxurious than taking a dump in full view of anyone with the misfortune of being outside that giant freaking window?
The Graham Platner for Senate campaign has a chance to make this disaster even worse.
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Graham Platner for Senate campaign has a chance to make this disaster even worse.
Marlins on the board, baby!
October 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Marlins on the board, baby!
Congratulations to the Seattle Mariners, for figuring out how to trend twice concurrently.
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Congratulations to the Seattle Mariners, for figuring out how to trend twice concurrently.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Very refreshing to see the Jets in 1st place.
Sit the fuck down, Mike.
Sit the fuck down, Mike.
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Very refreshing to see the Jets in 1st place.
Sit the fuck down, Mike.
Sit the fuck down, Mike.
9/21/25
Never forget
Never forget
September 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
9/21/25
Never forget
Never forget
This poor guy should just log off for the foreseeable future.
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This poor guy should just log off for the foreseeable future.
He changed his life.
September 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
He changed his life.
They must picture Jesus as an actor from “The Dukes of Hazzard.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
They must picture Jesus as an actor from “The Dukes of Hazzard.”
The Graham Platner for Senate campaign will not Martha Coakley itself.
August 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The Graham Platner for Senate campaign will not Martha Coakley itself.
I don’t post my crochet projects because they’re not very good, but if I went through this many pieces with essentially one type of stitch, I wouldn’t have let THAT happen to the bottom right of the pizza crust.
The whole thing just seems joyless.
The whole thing just seems joyless.
August 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I don’t post my crochet projects because they’re not very good, but if I went through this many pieces with essentially one type of stitch, I wouldn’t have let THAT happen to the bottom right of the pizza crust.
The whole thing just seems joyless.
The whole thing just seems joyless.
Congratulations to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift on their engagement!
🥂
🥂
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Congratulations to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift on their engagement!
🥂
🥂
The prompt was “Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove make baby.”
August 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The prompt was “Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove make baby.”
This is the last social media app I will ever need.
July 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the last social media app I will ever need.
This reminds me of the end of the 2008 primaries, when a prominent Hillary Clinton surrogate went on cable news to argue Obama wasn’t authentically middle class. And that surrogate is billionaire private investment firm CEO (I swear to God she went by this title) Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild.
July 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This reminds me of the end of the 2008 primaries, when a prominent Hillary Clinton surrogate went on cable news to argue Obama wasn’t authentically middle class. And that surrogate is billionaire private investment firm CEO (I swear to God she went by this title) Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild.
[Me]: I’m cancelling my subscription because Paramount’s capitulating to a tyrant.
[Paramount+]: Ah! But have you considered . . . Grease 2?
[Paramount+]: Ah! But have you considered . . . Grease 2?
July 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
[Me]: I’m cancelling my subscription because Paramount’s capitulating to a tyrant.
[Paramount+]: Ah! But have you considered . . . Grease 2?
[Paramount+]: Ah! But have you considered . . . Grease 2?
She had him looking for an off-ramp, even before she explained U.S. interventionist policy.
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
She had him looking for an off-ramp, even before she explained U.S. interventionist policy.
