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We Damage We
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Rowan A. Smith - Writer and Musician from St. Paul
The white people on Facebook are falling out
Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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white people can't eat, hibinero peppers lol it's to spicy, LOL :-) [This user was arrested for racial discrimination against South African colonizers]
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Today I recommend the album 時間 (Time) by betcover!!
Once you've seen the same bad headline 9x it's good to stop scrolling and put on an alternative rock CD
February 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
24 years ago I was 10 and there was a cube that played videogames
What's the most you've ever been excited for a cube? For me it's not very excited.
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The conversations in Reloaded are structured the same way that the sparring is. It is simply another medium of battle. If you smoke enough weed to understand this you will realize Reloaded is the best Matrix movie
the merovingian is so cool
February 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Having a bidet is wonderful until you travel and you have to be without it and it feels like you’re shitting in the woods
February 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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elon musk drive by a book depository challenge
February 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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imagine traveling back in time and fingerbanging somebody in 1972 using 2025 techniques
February 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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why am i trying to learn skills. i could be smoking drugs
February 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The word "DOGE" is fricking hilarious. It's like "Dog", but.... different.
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's over for you mfs when I get this bomber jacket
February 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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It might not be my cup of tea, but the music of Imagine Dragons makes a lot of people happy, and that's a huge problem.
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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It’s a sad sign of cultural decline that people would rather watch some forgettable football game that’s happening now than any of the hundreds of classic football games from the 60s and 70s
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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me: so a "california stop" is illegal. and a "rolling stop" is illegal. but a "california roll" is a delicious treat

anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.
January 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I really want MJ Lenderman to be musical guest on Eric Andre and have to play pickup basketball against MJ Slenderman.
February 5, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Moonfall (2022)
Bro… BRO… please tell me you did NOT just enshroud our local star within a dyson sphere… BRO… NOW THE NEIGHBORS WILL KNOW OUR POWER LEVEL BRO… un-shroud it RIGHT NOW so they think it was an anomalous space cloud event blocking their view of our system… BRO… UNSHROUND THE STAR RIGHT NOW BRO
February 5, 2024 at 3:41 AM