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Software developer, photographer/filmist, political nerd, lefty, prone to snark.
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🧵This is Semion Mogilevich head of the Russian mafia and the grand don of world crime bosses.
Smuggling, human trafficking, weapons, forgery, money laundering, racketeering.
He ordered the killings of 100s of people with killing contracts.
He was also one of the first investors in Trump Tower.
Smuggling, human trafficking, weapons, forgery, money laundering, racketeering.
He ordered the killings of 100s of people with killing contracts.
He was also one of the first investors in Trump Tower.
December 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
🧵This is Semion Mogilevich head of the Russian mafia and the grand don of world crime bosses.
Smuggling, human trafficking, weapons, forgery, money laundering, racketeering.
He ordered the killings of 100s of people with killing contracts.
He was also one of the first investors in Trump Tower.
Smuggling, human trafficking, weapons, forgery, money laundering, racketeering.
He ordered the killings of 100s of people with killing contracts.
He was also one of the first investors in Trump Tower.
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Stan Ogden, sicko
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Stan Ogden, sicko
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I couldn't agree more. A surreal debate. And it is not healthy for a nation when the BBC broadcasts soundbytes of politicians calling him "scumbag".
He is a British citizen. To strip him of it because of some admittedly disgusting tweets is unlawful.
This shouldn't be questioned just like that.
He is a British citizen. To strip him of it because of some admittedly disgusting tweets is unlawful.
This shouldn't be questioned just like that.
I'm certainly not defending the Abd el-Fattah tweets but I really can't stomach the outrage about them from those who also insisted that Lucy Connelly was a heroic martyr for free speech and were equally outraged by her punishment.
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I couldn't agree more. A surreal debate. And it is not healthy for a nation when the BBC broadcasts soundbytes of politicians calling him "scumbag".
He is a British citizen. To strip him of it because of some admittedly disgusting tweets is unlawful.
This shouldn't be questioned just like that.
He is a British citizen. To strip him of it because of some admittedly disgusting tweets is unlawful.
This shouldn't be questioned just like that.
This is the essence of SLAPP exercised at state level. It's nonsense, given that no sane Trump AG would actually go to court on any of this because discovery.
NEW: Attorney General Pam Bondi confirmed the DOJ is organizing a conspiracy investigation against an expansive list of Trump’s enemies, including Obama-Biden era officials who scrutinized the president’s 2016 ties to Russia.
DOJ Organizing Vast Conspiracy Investigation Against Trump Enemies, Bondi Admits
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is the essence of SLAPP exercised at state level. It's nonsense, given that no sane Trump AG would actually go to court on any of this because discovery.
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Pro tip for Volodymyr Zelenskyy:
Establish the Ukraine Peace Prize already, to be awarded to the individual who returns the most land annexed by Russia to Ukraine during a 12-month period. You could even make it a monthly prize.
Establish the Ukraine Peace Prize already, to be awarded to the individual who returns the most land annexed by Russia to Ukraine during a 12-month period. You could even make it a monthly prize.
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Pro tip for Volodymyr Zelenskyy:
Establish the Ukraine Peace Prize already, to be awarded to the individual who returns the most land annexed by Russia to Ukraine during a 12-month period. You could even make it a monthly prize.
Establish the Ukraine Peace Prize already, to be awarded to the individual who returns the most land annexed by Russia to Ukraine during a 12-month period. You could even make it a monthly prize.
Excellent explainer as always
Trump on the highly convenient Russian claims of a Ukrainian attack: "I learned about it this morning from President Putin, I was very angry about it." Putin and Trump are demonstrating how entirely worthless a Trump security guarantee for Ukraine would be.
Trump to a reporter: "You're saying maybe the attack didn't place? That's possible too I guess. But President Putin told me this morning it did."
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Excellent explainer as always
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I dreamt Jamie Oliver was a really high up Roman Freemason and he’d invented a ritual called RAGGIO POLPO where prospects had to eat an immense raw octopus that weighed about ten stone as he sat on a purple throne clapping and laughing and shouting ‘get it down you!’.
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I dreamt Jamie Oliver was a really high up Roman Freemason and he’d invented a ritual called RAGGIO POLPO where prospects had to eat an immense raw octopus that weighed about ten stone as he sat on a purple throne clapping and laughing and shouting ‘get it down you!’.
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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
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But what if dolphins are evil?
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
But what if dolphins are evil?
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I sent this to my MIL who makes the most fire poha ever, like every damn day when I visit, and even she was like "I'm sharing this in the auntie WhatsApp this man is gonna have some new fans" lol
Sometimes youtube surprises you in a good way, like this old boy from rural England making the sickest poha recipe so much so that my wife and I were googling to see if he had a Gujarati grandma or something
youtu.be/itKRyARGpnA?...
youtu.be/itKRyARGpnA?...
Real Indian Poha Recipe – How It’s Actually Made at Home!
YouTube video by Backyard Chef
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I sent this to my MIL who makes the most fire poha ever, like every damn day when I visit, and even she was like "I'm sharing this in the auntie WhatsApp this man is gonna have some new fans" lol
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I've started to see arguments that we have to get used to AI Slop coding even if it isn't great, because it's fast. Humans could go faster, too, if they're allowed to turn in stuff that only sometimes works. Such a fascinating double standard that will in no way come back to haunt, naw.
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I've started to see arguments that we have to get used to AI Slop coding even if it isn't great, because it's fast. Humans could go faster, too, if they're allowed to turn in stuff that only sometimes works. Such a fascinating double standard that will in no way come back to haunt, naw.
Glorious
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Glorious
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She'd make JD scream like a little girl.
.@pabloreports.bsky.social : Do you think you could beat JD Vance in a head-to-head race for president, as polling suggests?
AOC: I would stomp him.
AOC: I would stomp him.
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
She'd make JD scream like a little girl.
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Also, remember that offering up your account to facilitate a money transfer to someone who claims to be a Palestinian in Gaza is potentially another manifestation of "money mules". Not everyone on social media is who they say they are.
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also, remember that offering up your account to facilitate a money transfer to someone who claims to be a Palestinian in Gaza is potentially another manifestation of "money mules". Not everyone on social media is who they say they are.
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I think we should put more internet people in the ring with professional boxers
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think we should put more internet people in the ring with professional boxers
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
I fucking hate boxing, but I'm loving this!
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I fucking hate boxing, but I'm loving this!
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someone made the mistake of fighting 1) a real boxer who was 2) only four years off his career peak
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
someone made the mistake of fighting 1) a real boxer who was 2) only four years off his career peak
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
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Until the mid-1970’s, a man could not be convicted of rape in New York State based solely on the testimony of the woman he raped. A second witness was required because the female rape victim was deemed unreliable.
Feminism has not failed women.
Feminism has not failed women.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Until the mid-1970’s, a man could not be convicted of rape in New York State based solely on the testimony of the woman he raped. A second witness was required because the female rape victim was deemed unreliable.
Feminism has not failed women.
Feminism has not failed women.
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I hope all the other mostly-guys in the industry who know full well they're Open Secrets Who Are Currently Being Protected And Indulged sleep really badly xxx
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hope all the other mostly-guys in the industry who know full well they're Open Secrets Who Are Currently Being Protected And Indulged sleep really badly xxx
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POV: The Police Officer the people on Hunger Strike Attacked.
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
POV: The Police Officer the people on Hunger Strike Attacked.
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My son keeps trying to drink boiling water off the stove. Had to let him do it now he big mad
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My son keeps trying to drink boiling water off the stove. Had to let him do it now he big mad