Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
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2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
This is not the type of integrity and expertise I would expect from someone who co-founded the University of Austin
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is not the type of integrity and expertise I would expect from someone who co-founded the University of Austin
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Again: punishingly high taxes on billionaires is a frontline defense of democracy.
The richest man on the planet has a pinned tweet that's just straight up white nationalism. I can't say I miss Twitter!
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Again: punishingly high taxes on billionaires is a frontline defense of democracy.
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Can't wait to get crossfaded and watch a movie after everyone goes to bed. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can't wait to get crossfaded and watch a movie after everyone goes to bed. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Andre Royo in The Wire is a goddamned miracle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Andre Royo in The Wire is a goddamned miracle.
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?
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"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
In a statement, White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt accused the Democrats of having “selectively leaked emails” to “create a fake narrative to smear President Trump.” https://to.pbs.org/3LC1dxY
WATCH LIVE: White House holds briefing as newly released Epstein emails reference Trump
Epstein wrote in a 2011 email Trump had "spent hours" at Epstein's house with a victim of sex trafficking and said in a separate message years later Trump "knew about the girls."
to.pbs.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.
The High Council at @seanfennessey.bsky.social's the Big Picture podcast, particularly @chrisryan77.bsky.social, helped us sell out of WELCOME TO FUN CITY over the weekend.
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.
I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)
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Six words every woman wants to hear.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Six words every woman wants to hear.
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Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
"Scott Bessent said that his department is launching a War on Terror-style campaign against progressive nonprofits."
“Charlie’s death is like a domestic 9/11,” Bessent said. “Just as after 9/11, and Osama bin Laden... was captured... we are going to track down who is responsible for this.”
“Charlie’s death is like a domestic 9/11,” Bessent said. “Just as after 9/11, and Osama bin Laden... was captured... we are going to track down who is responsible for this.”
Big Talk: Treasury Secretary Declares New War on Terror Against the Left
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Tuesday that his department is in...
talkingpointsmemo.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
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woke up from a nap in a frenzy
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.
The High Council at @seanfennessey.bsky.social's the Big Picture podcast, particularly @chrisryan77.bsky.social, helped us sell out of WELCOME TO FUN CITY over the weekend.
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.
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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
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If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away
Trump on the networks:
“All they do is hit Trump. They're licensed. They're not allowed to do that.”
“All they do is hit Trump. They're licensed. They're not allowed to do that.”
September 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away
Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.
September 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.
the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.