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Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.

https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
WEAPONS (2025)
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Driving through your hometown
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
July 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Benson Loone
June 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The husk of @bradleywhitford.bsky.social joins the Second in Command podcast. Out today. www.patreon.com/posts/132161...
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Least of all the HORSE.”
June 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Greg Mottola on @secondincommand.bsky.social on the relevance of Dr. Strangelove sixty years on from release. www.patreon.com/posts/128223...
May 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
when i see blackberry ice cream on the menu on summer vacation
April 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
im not going to stop
April 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When Criterion is having a 4K sale
April 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A GREAT TIME TO BUY
April 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The wonderful Patrick Fischler join us on Second in Command to talk about his work with David Lynch and the final film in Pakula's paranoia trilogy All The President's Men. patreon.com/secondincommand
April 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
MOM I’M A STAR
December 28, 2024 at 1:22 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year
November 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Dispatches from the department of missing the fucking point entirely
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
So weird that the reasons people are giving for the failure of this election are the things that they specifically care the most about.
November 7, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Even in this fake sexual-harassing future he’s created his kids won’t talk to him so he has to protect the cats?
September 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
LONGLEGS (2024)
July 16, 2024 at 6:05 PM
July 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
The 3rd Annual Friends of LAHSA Benefit is coming up soon! June 3rd, 7-9 pm. Performances by special guests Jamie Lee and Luke Null! friendsoflahsa.networkforgood.com/events/71261...
May 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I hope the reviewers like this show cause if not they are gonna dog fuck us into the ground with our title. NOBODY WANTS THIS coming this fall.
May 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Well I’m reading this on my toilet.
April 1, 2024 at 12:12 AM
sorry i'm late i got caught up at your mom's house
February 12, 2024 at 10:16 PM
January 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM