Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?
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"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
In a statement, White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt accused the Democrats of having “selectively leaked emails” to “create a fake narrative to smear President Trump.” https://to.pbs.org/3LC1dxY
WATCH LIVE: White House holds briefing as newly released Epstein emails reference Trump
Epstein wrote in a 2011 email Trump had "spent hours" at Epstein's house with a victim of sex trafficking and said in a separate message years later Trump "knew about the girls."
to.pbs.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.
The High Council at @seanfennessey.bsky.social's the Big Picture podcast, particularly @chrisryan77.bsky.social, helped us sell out of WELCOME TO FUN CITY over the weekend.
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.
I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)
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Six words every woman wants to hear.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Six words every woman wants to hear.
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Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
"Scott Bessent said that his department is launching a War on Terror-style campaign against progressive nonprofits."
“Charlie’s death is like a domestic 9/11,” Bessent said. “Just as after 9/11, and Osama bin Laden... was captured... we are going to track down who is responsible for this.”
“Charlie’s death is like a domestic 9/11,” Bessent said. “Just as after 9/11, and Osama bin Laden... was captured... we are going to track down who is responsible for this.”
Big Talk: Treasury Secretary Declares New War on Terror Against the Left
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Tuesday that his department is in...
talkingpointsmemo.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
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woke up from a nap in a frenzy
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.
The High Council at @seanfennessey.bsky.social's the Big Picture podcast, particularly @chrisryan77.bsky.social, helped us sell out of WELCOME TO FUN CITY over the weekend.
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
Spurred on by that, we're pressing up another run of the 2-disc Blu-ray set, now available for preorder: tinyurl.com/4rs2hh94
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.
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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
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If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away
Trump on the networks:
“All they do is hit Trump. They're licensed. They're not allowed to do that.”
“All they do is hit Trump. They're licensed. They're not allowed to do that.”
September 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away
Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.
September 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.
the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.
Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.
September 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.
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I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.
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young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said.
Vaccine Injuries, Violent Video Games, and Infertility Challenge: RFK Jr. Releases New MAHA 'Strategy' Report for Children
gizmodo.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.
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How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks
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I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy
I heard his head blew up like in Scanners
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy
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Apropos of nothing one of my fondest memories is a friend of my parents saying he was going to watch Nixon's funeral just to make sure they were putting him in the ground.
August 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Apropos of nothing one of my fondest memories is a friend of my parents saying he was going to watch Nixon's funeral just to make sure they were putting him in the ground.
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You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
