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less than 1.4 * 10^-8% cesium
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What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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It Happened To Me: referred to a vi⁷ chord in class and completely lost the room for like the next five minutes
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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LUCE expanded their work into food delivery, when they recognized that immigrants were afraid to leave their homes to buy food. In this time of acute insecurity, their mission is more important than ever. Please support them if you can!
Fund food not ICE! LUCE’s Cambridge Hub is collecting food donations to support local pantries and calling on @massgovernor.bsky.social to use the Rainy Day Fund to continue SNAP benefits and protect immigrant, refugee and working class families. Please come by to donate food — & share this widely!
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
loved working on this last year, excited that it's getting released!
Coming out this Friday — The 21st-Century Orchestra: Music from Brown University

Five new orchestral works by faculty composers from Brown University, Wang Lu, Anthony Cheung, Joseph Butch Rovan, and Eric Nathan

newfocusrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/the-21...
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
immediately recognized this guy but I’m sure I was not as shocked as his kid lmaooo
Meanwhile on orchestragram, someone discovered people lusting over their cello daddy. Like their actual father who played the cello.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Production of Sweeney Todd but the set designer leans into the dental part of his job, so the chair is just this
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Portland, Maine, come see us!!
“Rick Steves’ Europe: A Symphonic Journey” hits the road!

I’m packing my shiny black shoes for an exciting ten-concerts-in-five-cities road trip, and I’m eager to take music lovers in Raleigh, Portland, Columbia, Charleston, and Phoenix on a symphonic journey they’ll never forget.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
if the new york post were on the side of good:
SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i am obsessed with my two kittens and, though i don't have kids, getting to see them interact with my visiting parents and their two visiting 7-year-old cats is a joy every day
Im sorry I wont stop telling everyone to get two kittens, but now Ive written a whole piece about how you should get two kittens open.substack.com/pub/thepom/p...
Get Your Kids Two Kittens
Thank you, Troll.
open.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
back in my day, we had the woman who married the Berlin Wall but did she get a nyt profile? nooooo
What does marriage to a chatbot look like? Hear from three people who say they fell in love with A.I. about the joys and anxieties their romances, in their own words.  nyti.ms/480WFtC
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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No, but it gets SO MUCH FUNNIER THOUGH!!

Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.

I love this goddamn state. 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my cat, Julia Ward Howe, endorses this post
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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hello darkness my old friend
it's not even 5 p.m.
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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after years of painstaking research, scientists have constructed the Worst Possible Slate for Cambridge City Council elections
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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baseball is at its best as an ionesconian expression of tragic absurdity. they should make them all play nude
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM