Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
If it's already required by law, how is this new law supposed to help?
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If it's already required by law, how is this new law supposed to help?
Make a 10000 year mortgage, you coward
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Make a 10000 year mortgage, you coward
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Fortunately, the Sandwich Guy didn't try throwing one from the vending machine at WNYX. That could have been a felony charge.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fortunately, the Sandwich Guy didn't try throwing one from the vending machine at WNYX. That could have been a felony charge.
Ross Douthat has one idea, that people shouldn’t fuck, and everything else flows downhill from that.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ross Douthat has one idea, that people shouldn’t fuck, and everything else flows downhill from that.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
Niemoller fella may have had a point
The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Niemoller fella may have had a point
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Anyone who did comedy development in the 90s/early 00s knows that, no matter what you pitched, the network would try to turn it into this exact show.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Anyone who did comedy development in the 90s/early 00s knows that, no matter what you pitched, the network would try to turn it into this exact show.
Clap your hands!
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Clap your hands!
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Let’s goooo my union!! @wgawest.bsky.social 💪
Writers Guild plans to oppose Paramount-Warner Bros merger, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/47ArjKh
Writers Guild plans to oppose Paramount-Warner Bros merger, Bloomberg News reports
The Writers Guild of America, which represents screenwriters and newsroom staffers, said it will oppose a deal combining Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros Discovery , Bloomberg News reported on Thursday.
reut.rs
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let’s goooo my union!! @wgawest.bsky.social 💪
French incels get laid 24-7
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
French incels get laid 24-7
The Eagles won, and I'm not even that angry at them!
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Eagles won, and I'm not even that angry at them!
"The average high school graduate are only fucks Olivia Nuzzi at an eighth-grade level"
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"The average high school graduate are only fucks Olivia Nuzzi at an eighth-grade level"
Olivia Nuzzi looks pretty fertile, maybe this one's on you, pal
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Olivia Nuzzi looks pretty fertile, maybe this one's on you, pal
Every time a Kennedy dies, the amount of fucking that happens in the US is cut in half
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Every time a Kennedy dies, the amount of fucking that happens in the US is cut in half
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If you’re like me, you sat up on your chair when S-tier character actor Kevin Tighe turned up in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. I had a wonderful conversation with him about it for The Reveal: thereveal.film/interview-ke...
Interview: Kevin Tighe on ‘One Battle After Another’ and a great career on stage and screen
The great character actor talks about his return to the screen in 'One Battle After Another' and a half-century journey in the business.
thereveal.film
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you’re like me, you sat up on your chair when S-tier character actor Kevin Tighe turned up in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. I had a wonderful conversation with him about it for The Reveal: thereveal.film/interview-ke...
Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
"Scott Bessent said that his department is launching a War on Terror-style campaign against progressive nonprofits."
“Charlie’s death is like a domestic 9/11,” Bessent said. “Just as after 9/11, and Osama bin Laden... was captured... we are going to track down who is responsible for this.”
“Charlie’s death is like a domestic 9/11,” Bessent said. “Just as after 9/11, and Osama bin Laden... was captured... we are going to track down who is responsible for this.”
Big Talk: Treasury Secretary Declares New War on Terror Against the Left
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Tuesday that his department is in...
talkingpointsmemo.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
We’re in the first five minutes of a zombie movie
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We’re in the first five minutes of a zombie movie
It's a good feeling knowing your work can still inspire crime
Nocturnal intruder compared to 'Cornholio' causing fear on the southeast side
After repeated home break-in attempts, a homeowner is seeking police action, worried about escalating violence.
www.kens5.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It's a good feeling knowing your work can still inspire crime
I would guess any left-wing activist Signal group is already about half undercover FBI agents, so enjoy spying on each other, boys
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I would guess any left-wing activist Signal group is already about half undercover FBI agents, so enjoy spying on each other, boys
For these lawyers, it’s a good sign, because they get credit from their bosses and MAGA for being a fighter. These judges need to start giving out sanctions with teeth, the tart words are just encouragement
Hey, you guys?
Is it a good sign or a bad sign if a federal judge has to remind you (multiple times) that you’re a lawyer and an officer of the court?
Is it a good sign or a bad sign if a federal judge has to remind you (multiple times) that you’re a lawyer and an officer of the court?
Immergut: You're an officer of the court. Do you believe this is appropriate way to deal with my order?
Hamilton: I'm not a policy maker
Immergut: You're a lawyer
In response, Hamilton basically argues no geographic limit to federalization of CA guard...
Hamilton: I'm not a policy maker
Immergut: You're a lawyer
In response, Hamilton basically argues no geographic limit to federalization of CA guard...
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
For these lawyers, it’s a good sign, because they get credit from their bosses and MAGA for being a fighter. These judges need to start giving out sanctions with teeth, the tart words are just encouragement
I clicked on this so fast I sprained my wrist, only for it to be a brand new surprise single from some shmuck named Kyuss Lewis.
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I clicked on this so fast I sprained my wrist, only for it to be a brand new surprise single from some shmuck named Kyuss Lewis.
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS was at least hot
Leavitt: "When an illegal alien goes to the emergency room, who's paying for it? The American taxpayer."
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS was at least hot
The poll has built into it the assumption that the country's political system's problem is political division
Americans have less faith in the ability of the country’s political system to solve problems than they had five years ago, with a large majority now believing that the U.S. is incapable of overcoming its deep divisions, according to a poll by The New York Times and Siena University. nyti.ms/476StrS
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The poll has built into it the assumption that the country's political system's problem is political division
American cities are a good training ground to prepare the military for their true purpose -- invading other American cities
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
American cities are a good training ground to prepare the military for their true purpose -- invading other American cities
Good to know the soldier who shoots me in the street will be on Zepbound
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good to know the soldier who shoots me in the street will be on Zepbound
He’s talking to @karlicartoons.bsky.social
Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
He’s talking to @karlicartoons.bsky.social