Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
That makes sense because I heard Moneypenny is a chicken
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That makes sense because I heard Moneypenny is a chicken
They better not ignore Gonzo’s arc
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They better not ignore Gonzo’s arc
Series continuity is the hobgoblin of little minds
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Series continuity is the hobgoblin of little minds
Since when are we supposed to think there’s continuity between the Bond movies? The MCU has really changed what audiences expect in that regard.
We used to be a country where you could watch The Munsters and not worry if NASA sending Grampa to space is canon
We used to be a country where you could watch The Munsters and not worry if NASA sending Grampa to space is canon
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Since when are we supposed to think there’s continuity between the Bond movies? The MCU has really changed what audiences expect in that regard.
We used to be a country where you could watch The Munsters and not worry if NASA sending Grampa to space is canon
We used to be a country where you could watch The Munsters and not worry if NASA sending Grampa to space is canon
Now that Dems look weak and fractured, how much does that hurt them going forward with these negotiations, even if it doesn't pass?
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Now that Dems look weak and fractured, how much does that hurt them going forward with these negotiations, even if it doesn't pass?
He’s talking about his BAC
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
He’s talking about his BAC
Here’s my theory — this never happened, it was his roommate who was boning chunky RW, he was jealous and lonely, but convinced himself it was because he was making a bold moral stand.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Here’s my theory — this never happened, it was his roommate who was boning chunky RW, he was jealous and lonely, but convinced himself it was because he was making a bold moral stand.
How many veterinarians does the NYT need anyway
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
How many veterinarians does the NYT need anyway
Ross Douthat has had one original idea in his life, and it's that people shouldn't fuck
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ross Douthat has had one original idea in his life, and it's that people shouldn't fuck
Ezra Klein: Nick Fuentes is denying the Holocaust the right way
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ezra Klein: Nick Fuentes is denying the Holocaust the right way
I Clicked Over To Slate For The First Time In Years. And You Won’t Believe What Happened.
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I Clicked Over To Slate For The First Time In Years. And You Won’t Believe What Happened.
God, and the Seinfeld living room where 2 or 3 separate sitcoms are going on in the background is so great
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
God, and the Seinfeld living room where 2 or 3 separate sitcoms are going on in the background is so great
When the fake Joey enters and walks past the Friends to sit with a second group of Friends who were sitting just out of frame, I nearly fell out of my chair
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When the fake Joey enters and walks past the Friends to sit with a second group of Friends who were sitting just out of frame, I nearly fell out of my chair
Just like Old Yeller, the Dodgers will rally and come back
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just like Old Yeller, the Dodgers will rally and come back
What was it, I forget?
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What was it, I forget?