Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
If it's already required by law, how is this new law supposed to help?
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If it's already required by law, how is this new law supposed to help?
We’re in the first five minutes of a zombie movie
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We’re in the first five minutes of a zombie movie
It looks like you’re trying to find out Who Jackie?
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It looks like you’re trying to find out Who Jackie?
I would guess any left-wing activist Signal group is already about half undercover FBI agents, so enjoy spying on each other, boys
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I would guess any left-wing activist Signal group is already about half undercover FBI agents, so enjoy spying on each other, boys
I clicked on this so fast I sprained my wrist, only for it to be a brand new surprise single from some shmuck named Kyuss Lewis.
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I clicked on this so fast I sprained my wrist, only for it to be a brand new surprise single from some shmuck named Kyuss Lewis.
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
I have just been on an emotional journey, going to bed, my Sunday is over
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
Ok, ok, I’ll join American Cinematique
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ok, ok, I’ll join American Cinematique
The word "blood" is in quotes because he means cum
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The word "blood" is in quotes because he means cum
Hey! I found it!
You gave me such good advice on how to find these, and then I promptly forgot all about it, but I went to my usual frozen dumpling place and they happened to be making them. Really good.
You gave me such good advice on how to find these, and then I promptly forgot all about it, but I went to my usual frozen dumpling place and they happened to be making them. Really good.
July 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey! I found it!
You gave me such good advice on how to find these, and then I promptly forgot all about it, but I went to my usual frozen dumpling place and they happened to be making them. Really good.
You gave me such good advice on how to find these, and then I promptly forgot all about it, but I went to my usual frozen dumpling place and they happened to be making them. Really good.
Here’s to Richie Rich. He spent his money and he shut the fuck up
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Here’s to Richie Rich. He spent his money and he shut the fuck up
Nothing but respect for my President
March 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Nothing but respect for my President
Crisis at the Air Force — the Senate is canceling the F-35 program unless this guy learns to eat pussy
March 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Crisis at the Air Force — the Senate is canceling the F-35 program unless this guy learns to eat pussy
The only reason Trump stepped in to stop the big fight going on at the cabinet meeting is he saw an opening to tell the story about his uncle the professor at MIT. He absolutely made everyone listen to the whole thing, about how John Trump used to talk to him about the nuclear.
March 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The only reason Trump stepped in to stop the big fight going on at the cabinet meeting is he saw an opening to tell the story about his uncle the professor at MIT. He absolutely made everyone listen to the whole thing, about how John Trump used to talk to him about the nuclear.
I sent away for these toy soldiers in a comic book ad in 1978 or so. It took 8 weeks for delivery, and the soldiers were about a quarter the size I thought they were going to be, but still one of my all-time great purchases
March 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I sent away for these toy soldiers in a comic book ad in 1978 or so. It took 8 weeks for delivery, and the soldiers were about a quarter the size I thought they were going to be, but still one of my all-time great purchases
“I feel the need… for speed!”*
*’Speed’ is Air Force lingo for Joni Ernst’s pussy
*’Speed’ is Air Force lingo for Joni Ernst’s pussy
March 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I feel the need… for speed!”*
*’Speed’ is Air Force lingo for Joni Ernst’s pussy
*’Speed’ is Air Force lingo for Joni Ernst’s pussy
He has a name and it's Benny.
February 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He has a name and it's Benny.
Incidentally, just bought this electric car and it kicks ass
February 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Incidentally, just bought this electric car and it kicks ass
