timmim
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As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
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I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
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You don't know what you've got till it's gone. And you don't know it's gone till you can't find it. And then you can't remember why you wanted it in the first place. And now you’ve forgotten what you came in here for.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You don't know what you've got till it's gone. And you don't know it's gone till you can't find it. And then you can't remember why you wanted it in the first place. And now you’ve forgotten what you came in here for.
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Fesshole Live is coming to Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - get your tickets now! We’re also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Fesshole Live is coming to Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - get your tickets now! We’re also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
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It’s ironic to resign over editing a bunch of lies to reflect the truth.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s ironic to resign over editing a bunch of lies to reflect the truth.
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At midnight, order a pizza to the address of a cemetery. Stand at the gate dressed in muddy old clothes. When the pizza arrives, try to pay with a ten shilling note.
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
At midnight, order a pizza to the address of a cemetery. Stand at the gate dressed in muddy old clothes. When the pizza arrives, try to pay with a ten shilling note.
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Sometimes I miss the old classic black & white silent fireworks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sometimes I miss the old classic black & white silent fireworks.
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Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
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Favorite comment I read earlier: "Trump is laser-focused like a small kitten is laser-focused."
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Favorite comment I read earlier: "Trump is laser-focused like a small kitten is laser-focused."
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This could be an Irish woman
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This could be an Irish woman
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Coworkers act like they don't want you to fill their car with stick insects, but secretly they do
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Coworkers act like they don't want you to fill their car with stick insects, but secretly they do
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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You know, I've been thinking. I'll try to put my thoughts into words here:
Bimble dance a go go go ooh I wonder if the words casual and casualty are related hey biscuits are nice aren't they I wonder what a biscuit tree would look like especially in autumn if they were deciduous biscuit trees boobs.
Bimble dance a go go go ooh I wonder if the words casual and casualty are related hey biscuits are nice aren't they I wonder what a biscuit tree would look like especially in autumn if they were deciduous biscuit trees boobs.
January 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
You know, I've been thinking. I'll try to put my thoughts into words here:
Bimble dance a go go go ooh I wonder if the words casual and casualty are related hey biscuits are nice aren't they I wonder what a biscuit tree would look like especially in autumn if they were deciduous biscuit trees boobs.
Bimble dance a go go go ooh I wonder if the words casual and casualty are related hey biscuits are nice aren't they I wonder what a biscuit tree would look like especially in autumn if they were deciduous biscuit trees boobs.
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the former prince will now go by his new name, Andrew Saxe-Offender
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 AM
the former prince will now go by his new name, Andrew Saxe-Offender
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Elon Musk’s latest tweets inciting violence in the UK should serve as the final evidence needed for the government to take action against the billionaire
www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/elon...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/elon...
Elon Musk’s latest tweets prove it’s time for the UK government to take action against him
Elon Musk's latest posts inciting violence in the UK should serve as the final evidence needed for the government to take action against him.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Elon Musk’s latest tweets inciting violence in the UK should serve as the final evidence needed for the government to take action against the billionaire
www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/elon...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/elon...
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🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
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Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
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The Satsuma is the king of citrus fruits because unlike those other lying little bastards, he is actually easy to peel.
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Satsuma is the king of citrus fruits because unlike those other lying little bastards, he is actually easy to peel.
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On Halloween, unsettle the trick-or-treat kids at your door by congratulating one of them on their highly realistic ghost outfit, while talking to an empty space behind the others.
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
On Halloween, unsettle the trick-or-treat kids at your door by congratulating one of them on their highly realistic ghost outfit, while talking to an empty space behind the others.
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Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
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In 2018 a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track with the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700: someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls.
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In 2018 a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track with the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700: someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls.
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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Oh it’s much funnier when you know that the animals on the Montreal Cognitive Test are actually lion, rhino, camel, not tiger, elephant, giraffe
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh it’s much funnier when you know that the animals on the Montreal Cognitive Test are actually lion, rhino, camel, not tiger, elephant, giraffe