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timmim
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https://youtu.be/HHequSk88mM?si=7d4WQDeHRRCgL-8f

I also like hedgehogs and wombats.
Should be the hyphenated surnames of all the "donors".
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Are you any good at skulking?
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bed, Bath and Beyond, is it? That seems to be the only other shop over there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He was hoping they'd help to get the crayons out.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There hasn't been much talk about his shell-likes recently; not since the mocked-up edge-on view of the new pound coin. Has he had them seen to?
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reminds me of the current advert which asserts that trains are good because they are, apparently, the only place in which you can talk to your grandmother.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
...yes, Jim?
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Which is none.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's not clear from the reports I've read that it actually was pepper spray.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Don't tell the spiders!
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This bloke?
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bonnie Langford as Miss Moneypenny? Catherine Tate as Pussy Galore?
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
All matrons within earshot feel summoned.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Tosser.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
But I bet they won't pronounce it correctly.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
They wouldn't be able to pay for the service, because they've spent all their money on whisky and beer.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Refer him to the answer given in the case of Arkell v Pressdram.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They tried to remake it with Kirstie Alley. No, it wasn't as dreadful as you'd think. They copied a lot of the characters faithfully, though the Alice wasn't as gormless and the David was just annoying. Voilà:
youtu.be/HJ-fqavYRBs?...
The Minister of Divine Unaired 2007 Pilot
YouTube video by Dan Seekings
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Maybe you should be paying them, Rigsby. I don't understand why any of them are still at work.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The latter. ☹️
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Infamy, infamy...
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well, mine used to be concave and is now convex, so it's not that unlikely.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM