Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
Same weird forester/forest ecologist/occasional essayist you knew from Twitter. Just a big damn squirrel specializing in regenerative forestry practices and encouraging old growth character
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
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Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
a group of knights are standing in a dark room
ALT: a group of knights are standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
Be forewarned, I am deeply unserious about a great many things.
Its funny watching reruns of 90s era Modern Marvels.
Theyre bumbling around with their gasoline and oil episodes talking about how to reduce emissions while still keeping cars on the road.
And I'm like "lol in all these years, you've never changed"
Theyre bumbling around with their gasoline and oil episodes talking about how to reduce emissions while still keeping cars on the road.
And I'm like "lol in all these years, you've never changed"
December 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Its funny watching reruns of 90s era Modern Marvels.
Theyre bumbling around with their gasoline and oil episodes talking about how to reduce emissions while still keeping cars on the road.
And I'm like "lol in all these years, you've never changed"
Theyre bumbling around with their gasoline and oil episodes talking about how to reduce emissions while still keeping cars on the road.
And I'm like "lol in all these years, you've never changed"
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once again: the onion called it
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
once again: the onion called it
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Rapists getting 50K sign on bonuses to hunt victims in plain sight. 🤬
LOUISIANA: ICE officer pleads guilty to sexually abusing Nicaraguan detainee for
Months “while she was under his authority”
Months “while she was under his authority”
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Rapists getting 50K sign on bonuses to hunt victims in plain sight. 🤬
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this country is loaded with large petulant children
December 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
this country is loaded with large petulant children
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In retrospect this is probably one of the most cynical and brazen ratfucking attempts we've ever seen
After receiving a commendation for exceptional services to the Russian state from President Putin, Biden accuser Tara Reade—seen here in her luxury Moscow condo—has now become a citizen of the Russian Federation... молодец!
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In retrospect this is probably one of the most cynical and brazen ratfucking attempts we've ever seen
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he's leaving off the "because nobody would give consent." part
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
he's leaving off the "because nobody would give consent." part
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Anyone interested in fostering the canine argument against evolution?
![Via a local rescue org on Facebook:
We have one more Chinese Crested that needs a foster starting Friday evening or Saturday.
This guy is shy but friendly and easy to handle. We will ask the vet what age they think he is but we suspect he’s a year old or younger.
Comment below or email us at dogfosters@novapetsalive.org if you can foster this cute little guy!
[a small ugly dog with its tongue permanently distended in a purple sweater. Motherfucker looks like the “yo quiero Taco Bell” chihuahua in the present day if he was given only Taco Bell to eat for the past thirty years.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7dq6rvlszjrkm2it4xfnf7jt/bafkreibbyzbue6diymjhpszsa4veo4yrn4scvbjzduejpl3frpwso4qcfu@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Anyone interested in fostering the canine argument against evolution?
The perfect new yorker comic does not exis-------
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The perfect new yorker comic does not exis-------
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Our critique is now published in Forest Ecology & Management. We show why the corrected 17.5× increase in average sapling density still overstates aspen recovery: mean-based metrics are driven by a small minority of plots, while most showed little or no change.
🧪 authors.elsevier.com/a/1mMLU1L%7E...
🧪 authors.elsevier.com/a/1mMLU1L%7E...
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Our critique is now published in Forest Ecology & Management. We show why the corrected 17.5× increase in average sapling density still overstates aspen recovery: mean-based metrics are driven by a small minority of plots, while most showed little or no change.
🧪 authors.elsevier.com/a/1mMLU1L%7E...
🧪 authors.elsevier.com/a/1mMLU1L%7E...
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Oh, hey! If you're reposting this, please make my 2026 so much better by helping me find a kidney donor!
nkr.org/KRN489
nkr.org/KRN489
Thad Szabo Needs a Kidney | Can You Help?
Thad Szabo Needs a Kidney | Can You Help?
nkr.org
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh, hey! If you're reposting this, please make my 2026 so much better by helping me find a kidney donor!
nkr.org/KRN489
nkr.org/KRN489
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I would love for someone to study the numbers, because it seems like you're more likely to lose your license for unpaid tickets & fines than for vehicular manslaughter.
The California DMV is in deep need of reform. Enraging stuff, uncovered by a team of reporters at @calmatters.org
calmatters.org/investigatio...
calmatters.org/investigatio...
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I would love for someone to study the numbers, because it seems like you're more likely to lose your license for unpaid tickets & fines than for vehicular manslaughter.
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As it's NYE, I created this picture to celebrate the upcoming 60th Anniversary of Trek... Enjoy.🖖 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
As it's NYE, I created this picture to celebrate the upcoming 60th Anniversary of Trek... Enjoy.🖖 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
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December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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31 December 1932 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Alfred van der Linden, was born in Amsterdam.
In December 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz with his brother Henri. They were murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
In December 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz with his brother Henri. They were murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
31 December 1932 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Alfred van der Linden, was born in Amsterdam.
In December 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz with his brother Henri. They were murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
In December 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz with his brother Henri. They were murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
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And it introduces us all to Captain Desoto, the best boss I ever had
August 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
And it introduces us all to Captain Desoto, the best boss I ever had
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"WE SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE GALAXY AND WE DIG YOUR VIBE."
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"WE SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE GALAXY AND WE DIG YOUR VIBE."
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The light from the Battle of Wolf 359 would be observable from Earth-based sublight telescopes 7 years, 10 months, 1 week, 2 days, 17 hours, and 36 minutes after it took place.
Monday, November 11, 2374 at 1:44:52 pm
Hat tip to @spaghettisauceress.bsky.social for working that out
Monday, November 11, 2374 at 1:44:52 pm
Hat tip to @spaghettisauceress.bsky.social for working that out
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The light from the Battle of Wolf 359 would be observable from Earth-based sublight telescopes 7 years, 10 months, 1 week, 2 days, 17 hours, and 36 minutes after it took place.
Monday, November 11, 2374 at 1:44:52 pm
Hat tip to @spaghettisauceress.bsky.social for working that out
Monday, November 11, 2374 at 1:44:52 pm
Hat tip to @spaghettisauceress.bsky.social for working that out
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Average @tranquilitypress.bsky.social enjoyer be like:
The year is 2367. Productivists just took a majority in the federation council. Wolf 359 hasn't happened yet. Dixon Hill XVIII is #1 at the box office. Replicator rations are at 9/week. The federation has been at peace for a generation. You smile, knowing this moment will never return
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Average @tranquilitypress.bsky.social enjoyer be like:
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Picard pondering his decision post BOBW
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Picard pondering his decision post BOBW
Kahless stands at the Gates of Sto-Vo-Kor with barrels of the finest bloodline waiting for USS Excalibur and her crew to finish wreckin' that Scrub Locutus
#Wolf359countdown
@wolf359project.bsky.social
#Wolf359countdown
@wolf359project.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Kahless stands at the Gates of Sto-Vo-Kor with barrels of the finest bloodline waiting for USS Excalibur and her crew to finish wreckin' that Scrub Locutus
#Wolf359countdown
@wolf359project.bsky.social
#Wolf359countdown
@wolf359project.bsky.social
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the degree and duration of recreational incompetence we are allowed is a very clear sign of which class you are in.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
Oh, we know
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the degree and duration of recreational incompetence we are allowed is a very clear sign of which class you are in.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
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If the damage being done wasn't so serious, it'd be kind of funny how his whole deal is "no this isn't like Dred Scott" and then he keeps haphazardly bumbling into reinventing Dred Scott from scratch.
Did I bang my head this morning, because this seems to be egregiously inaccurate:
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If the damage being done wasn't so serious, it'd be kind of funny how his whole deal is "no this isn't like Dred Scott" and then he keeps haphazardly bumbling into reinventing Dred Scott from scratch.
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This is what they took from us.
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is what they took from us.
PREPARE FOR BATTLE, AND GLORY!!!!!
#Wolf359OnThisDay The Task force has arrived in the Wolf 359 system and is making preparations. Sensor buoys are being placed along likely approach vectors. The ships are arranged in the outer system and now they wait to see if the Borg will take the bait.
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
PREPARE FOR BATTLE, AND GLORY!!!!!