Julie Threlkeld
@threlkeld.bsky.social
New England transplant. Bass player. Petter of cats. Hi!
Has anyone successfully taught themselves how to read music at an advanced age? I'm looking for advice. I have a good ear, which helps.
January 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Has anyone successfully taught themselves how to read music at an advanced age? I'm looking for advice. I have a good ear, which helps.
Had a dream that I woke up and my hair had turned shock white and one eye was crossed inward. Sort of afraid to get up and look up the mirror.
January 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Had a dream that I woke up and my hair had turned shock white and one eye was crossed inward. Sort of afraid to get up and look up the mirror.
Today I bonded with Gen Zer when I took out my Samsung FlipZ and he had his out and we hopped and chirped like little birds about our nifty little phones.
January 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Today I bonded with Gen Zer when I took out my Samsung FlipZ and he had his out and we hopped and chirped like little birds about our nifty little phones.
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My exact personality type is “watching a video where a pop star has fun performing with an orchestra and trying to figure out which musician is enjoying this the least.”
January 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My exact personality type is “watching a video where a pop star has fun performing with an orchestra and trying to figure out which musician is enjoying this the least.”
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the ceo of walgreens has admitted that their strategy of having a guy chase each customer around the store with a big sledgehammer has sadly backfired
January 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
the ceo of walgreens has admitted that their strategy of having a guy chase each customer around the store with a big sledgehammer has sadly backfired
I'm learning a bunch of early Madonna hits, many of which have synth bass lines, and wondering whether bassists were panicked about being replaced by computers in the eighties.
January 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm learning a bunch of early Madonna hits, many of which have synth bass lines, and wondering whether bassists were panicked about being replaced by computers in the eighties.
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when you walk into a restaurant and you think, wow hey i know this song, sometimes it's because it's playing at full volume from your jacket pocket
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
when you walk into a restaurant and you think, wow hey i know this song, sometimes it's because it's playing at full volume from your jacket pocket
A couple of weeks ago I rewatched "Life After Beth" and then this evening I watched "Horse Girl" and looked it up only to learn that Jeff Baena just died. I'm so sorry he's gone.
January 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A couple of weeks ago I rewatched "Life After Beth" and then this evening I watched "Horse Girl" and looked it up only to learn that Jeff Baena just died. I'm so sorry he's gone.
I keep wondering if things in all my favorite scenes from "Mulholland Drive" are still there.
January 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I keep wondering if things in all my favorite scenes from "Mulholland Drive" are still there.
Okay, who gave me the horrible head cold?
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Okay, who gave me the horrible head cold?
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The other photographer who works with the humane society takes the most beautiful, clean, professional portraits and then I’m there like “okay but what if the kitties went to a glamour photography studio in a strip mall in 1985??”
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The other photographer who works with the humane society takes the most beautiful, clean, professional portraits and then I’m there like “okay but what if the kitties went to a glamour photography studio in a strip mall in 1985??”
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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someone just blew a noisemaker
December 31, 2024 at 8:27 PM
someone just blew a noisemaker
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
My first act of 2025 was unclogging a sink. Let's go, 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My first act of 2025 was unclogging a sink. Let's go, 2025!
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What if instead of rewarding people who say "added value" and "scale up," we asked them to leave our society for good?
December 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
What if instead of rewarding people who say "added value" and "scale up," we asked them to leave our society for good?
Butterball touts its "easy open" packaging. "No knives or scissors needed!" SO you tear it open as instructed at which point your 12-pound turkey ejaculates a pint of salmonella splooge all over you, the counter and the floor.
December 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Butterball touts its "easy open" packaging. "No knives or scissors needed!" SO you tear it open as instructed at which point your 12-pound turkey ejaculates a pint of salmonella splooge all over you, the counter and the floor.
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
December 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Monstro Elisasue has been named TIME’s Person of the Year
December 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Monstro Elisasue has been named TIME’s Person of the Year
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We are entering a golden age of bootlicking in the press. It’s going to be grim.
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
We are entering a golden age of bootlicking in the press. It’s going to be grim.