Townes van Slandt
@thissideofokc.bsky.social
There is no truth to reports that Texas A&M will join the SEC in the spring of 2012. None.
Live, Laugh, Leftist Ideology
Live, Laugh, Leftist Ideology
It’s me, I’m grown men.
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It’s me, I’m grown men.
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anyone else think it's weird the school with an overgrown cow can't grow grass on any of their sports fields?
what is bevo eating?????
what is bevo eating?????
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Yale's comeback in the FCS Playoff was ridiculous.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yale's comeback in the FCS Playoff was ridiculous.
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Every dollar spent on an SEC coach buyout is one that doesn't go to a Republican super PAC
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Every dollar spent on an SEC coach buyout is one that doesn't go to a Republican super PAC
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SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
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this won’t get picked up, but here’s the thing about “socon saturday” in the sec. it’s a weekend where families, especially with small kids, can go to a game where it’s not expensive and not 1000 degrees outside. that’s definitely not why it exists but it’s a benefit.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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what i really want to know is whenaburger
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what i really want to know is whenaburger
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
Respected College Football journalist seemingly forgets who the Head Football Coach is at South Carolina.
This is probably an overreaction but I really think A&M has forfeited the right to be taken seriously the rest of the year
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Respected College Football journalist seemingly forgets who the Head Football Coach is at South Carolina.
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Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
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Marcel Reed threw for a career-high 439 yards and three touchdowns as No. 3 Texas A&M rallied from a 27-point deficit to remain undefeated with a 31–30 victory over South Carolina, the biggest comeback in school history.
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Marcel Reed threw for a career-high 439 yards and three touchdowns as No. 3 Texas A&M rallied from a 27-point deficit to remain undefeated with a 31–30 victory over South Carolina, the biggest comeback in school history.
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
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was gonna say you can't let that state trooper work at the games anymore but then that just frees him up to be that hotheaded with the general public so there's no winning this one.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
was gonna say you can't let that state trooper work at the games anymore but then that just frees him up to be that hotheaded with the general public so there's no winning this one.
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The estate tax (aka death tax) realistically should be a universal ~50% charged before settling any other debts. If properly used, that is how you distribute the benefits available in the world’s greatest economy. And also how you break the idea that people are their ancestry.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The estate tax (aka death tax) realistically should be a universal ~50% charged before settling any other debts. If properly used, that is how you distribute the benefits available in the world’s greatest economy. And also how you break the idea that people are their ancestry.
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BREAKING: Oklahoma has granted Tremane Wood clemency.
This is good news. Tremane will not face execution for a crime he didn't commit.
This is good news. Tremane will not face execution for a crime he didn't commit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
BREAKING: Oklahoma has granted Tremane Wood clemency.
This is good news. Tremane will not face execution for a crime he didn't commit.
This is good news. Tremane will not face execution for a crime he didn't commit.
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love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi
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Our legal system is based on 9 people psychically communicating with Thomas Jefferson
Kim Kardashian asked four psychics if she was going to pass the bar, revealing a somewhat deficient understanding of the concept of jurisdiction.
To wit. Stay in your lane. This moron is yelling about her psychics lying to her saying she was gonna pass. Yes her psychics.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our legal system is based on 9 people psychically communicating with Thomas Jefferson
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Actually, I take it back. Shrek would 100% be considered woke indoctrination if released today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Actually, I take it back. Shrek would 100% be considered woke indoctrination if released today.
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
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It's your civic duty to share Cuomo related crash outs on Bluesky where we can enjoy them too
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It's your civic duty to share Cuomo related crash outs on Bluesky where we can enjoy them too
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."