Amby Bamby
@amby.bsky.social
give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere.
my girls are my world.
gig ‘em forever.
texan, but not that kind.
lawyer, but not that kind.
my girls are my world.
gig ‘em forever.
texan, but not that kind.
lawyer, but not that kind.
Me: at the trampoline park with the younger two
Him: “I’m watching My Cousin Vinny with H”
“You’re joking…..?”
“no????? It’s a great movie! You’re a lawyer how can you not love this movie?!”
Loving a movie and loving my seven year old watching an R-rated lawyering movie WITHOUT ME are not the same
Him: “I’m watching My Cousin Vinny with H”
“You’re joking…..?”
“no????? It’s a great movie! You’re a lawyer how can you not love this movie?!”
Loving a movie and loving my seven year old watching an R-rated lawyering movie WITHOUT ME are not the same
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Me: at the trampoline park with the younger two
Him: “I’m watching My Cousin Vinny with H”
“You’re joking…..?”
“no????? It’s a great movie! You’re a lawyer how can you not love this movie?!”
Loving a movie and loving my seven year old watching an R-rated lawyering movie WITHOUT ME are not the same
Him: “I’m watching My Cousin Vinny with H”
“You’re joking…..?”
“no????? It’s a great movie! You’re a lawyer how can you not love this movie?!”
Loving a movie and loving my seven year old watching an R-rated lawyering movie WITHOUT ME are not the same
THERES HOPE WITH FIVE SECONDS
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
THERES HOPE WITH FIVE SECONDS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A JOKE.
A very very very dumb and not funny at all and totally absurd in all the bad ways joke.
A very very very dumb and not funny at all and totally absurd in all the bad ways joke.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A JOKE.
A very very very dumb and not funny at all and totally absurd in all the bad ways joke.
A very very very dumb and not funny at all and totally absurd in all the bad ways joke.
LOLOLOL I always thought Combos were dog treats growing up 💀💀💀
(And by “growing up,” I mean….at least into my 30’s)
(And by “growing up,” I mean….at least into my 30’s)
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
LOLOLOL I always thought Combos were dog treats growing up 💀💀💀
(And by “growing up,” I mean….at least into my 30’s)
(And by “growing up,” I mean….at least into my 30’s)
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
Ginger just swatted half a piece of turkey out of my hand (without scratching me) and caught it in her mouth and I don’t know if I’ve ever been more impressed 😂😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Ginger just swatted half a piece of turkey out of my hand (without scratching me) and caught it in her mouth and I don’t know if I’ve ever been more impressed 😂😂😂
Just laying here mentally trying to decide what in my closet I need to get rid of, yet for some reason I am still trying to justify (to myself) keeping all 76 of my suits that I haven’t worn in 5+ years because I work from home
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Just laying here mentally trying to decide what in my closet I need to get rid of, yet for some reason I am still trying to justify (to myself) keeping all 76 of my suits that I haven’t worn in 5+ years because I work from home
4:30 and I still can’t sleep 😖😖😖
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 AM
4:30 and I still can’t sleep 😖😖😖
If I see ONE MORE “Tarrant county hasn’t voted blue in over 50 years!!” post I am actually going to LOSE MY MIND.
Winning was a big deal! A 30 point swing is a big deal!! But stop spreading nonsense.
Biden won Tarrant county. Beto won Tarrant county. And that’s just THIS DECADE. They were 🤏🏼 wins.
Winning was a big deal! A 30 point swing is a big deal!! But stop spreading nonsense.
Biden won Tarrant county. Beto won Tarrant county. And that’s just THIS DECADE. They were 🤏🏼 wins.
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If I see ONE MORE “Tarrant county hasn’t voted blue in over 50 years!!” post I am actually going to LOSE MY MIND.
Winning was a big deal! A 30 point swing is a big deal!! But stop spreading nonsense.
Biden won Tarrant county. Beto won Tarrant county. And that’s just THIS DECADE. They were 🤏🏼 wins.
Winning was a big deal! A 30 point swing is a big deal!! But stop spreading nonsense.
Biden won Tarrant county. Beto won Tarrant county. And that’s just THIS DECADE. They were 🤏🏼 wins.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAJOR UPSET ALERT: Democrat Taylor Rehmet has just been projected the winner of the Texas SD9 special election — flipping a district that went Trump +17 and hasn’t elected a Democrat since 1991.
Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.
Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I’m annoyed I’m just gonna nap and hope I wake up to good news
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ok I’m annoyed I’m just gonna nap and hope I wake up to good news
LMAO not sure how it took this long but I finally got blocked by an in-law on Facebook
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 AM
LMAO not sure how it took this long but I finally got blocked by an in-law on Facebook
My oldest keeps calling them imitation cops and when someone on the phone corrected her earlier said “oh no it’s immigration” she said “no I mean they’re dressing up in their little outfits and pretending, but they’re not real”
and dammit sometimes all you can do is smile
and dammit sometimes all you can do is smile
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
My oldest keeps calling them imitation cops and when someone on the phone corrected her earlier said “oh no it’s immigration” she said “no I mean they’re dressing up in their little outfits and pretending, but they’re not real”
and dammit sometimes all you can do is smile
and dammit sometimes all you can do is smile
I just SCREAMED RANT RAGED for like 30 minutes straight and all I know is I really wouldn’t be making it through some of this shit without some internet friends I met 15+ years ago and I’m just really, really grateful for that. Despite some shit I would Men In Black mid erase in a heartbeat…. I’m 🫶🏼
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I just SCREAMED RANT RAGED for like 30 minutes straight and all I know is I really wouldn’t be making it through some of this shit without some internet friends I met 15+ years ago and I’m just really, really grateful for that. Despite some shit I would Men In Black mid erase in a heartbeat…. I’m 🫶🏼
SCHOOL IS OPEN TOMORROW BLESSSSSSSSSSSSS
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
SCHOOL IS OPEN TOMORROW BLESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hearing from the other room “YOU BROKE MY TOOTH!!!” is every mom’s dream
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hearing from the other room “YOU BROKE MY TOOTH!!!” is every mom’s dream
WFH with kids, day 4 tomorrow.
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
WFH with kids, day 4 tomorrow.
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
A Girl Scout just came selling cookies and SIX WHOLE DOLL HAIRS A BOX‽
I mean I still bought five boxes but I JUST SPENT THIRTY DOLLARS ON COOKIES 😂
and they put fewer in each box every year and DANGIT I AM STILL GONNA BUY EVERY TIME
I mean I still bought five boxes but I JUST SPENT THIRTY DOLLARS ON COOKIES 😂
and they put fewer in each box every year and DANGIT I AM STILL GONNA BUY EVERY TIME
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
A Girl Scout just came selling cookies and SIX WHOLE DOLL HAIRS A BOX‽
I mean I still bought five boxes but I JUST SPENT THIRTY DOLLARS ON COOKIES 😂
and they put fewer in each box every year and DANGIT I AM STILL GONNA BUY EVERY TIME
I mean I still bought five boxes but I JUST SPENT THIRTY DOLLARS ON COOKIES 😂
and they put fewer in each box every year and DANGIT I AM STILL GONNA BUY EVERY TIME
A friend posted about getting out of her abusive marriage and posted photos of herself during and then after to show what a difference it made and someone was like “it looks like your acne got better but it still doesn’t look like you got your spark back”
and what the HELL is wrong with people
and what the HELL is wrong with people
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
A friend posted about getting out of her abusive marriage and posted photos of herself during and then after to show what a difference it made and someone was like “it looks like your acne got better but it still doesn’t look like you got your spark back”
and what the HELL is wrong with people
and what the HELL is wrong with people
A N O T H E R
S N O W
D A Y
I would like to melt along with the snow plz and thanks
S N O W
D A Y
I would like to melt along with the snow plz and thanks
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A N O T H E R
S N O W
D A Y
I would like to melt along with the snow plz and thanks
S N O W
D A Y
I would like to melt along with the snow plz and thanks
I probbbbbbbbably should’ve slept 🫠
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I probbbbbbbbably should’ve slept 🫠
I LOVE PLANING VACATIONS TO EUROPE
but planning a CELEBRATORY European vacation‽ I don’t think I have ever enjoyed planning a trip this much.
but planning a CELEBRATORY European vacation‽ I don’t think I have ever enjoyed planning a trip this much.
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I LOVE PLANING VACATIONS TO EUROPE
but planning a CELEBRATORY European vacation‽ I don’t think I have ever enjoyed planning a trip this much.
but planning a CELEBRATORY European vacation‽ I don’t think I have ever enjoyed planning a trip this much.