Amby Bamby
@amby.bsky.social
give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere.
my girls are my world.
gig ‘em forever.
texan, but not that kind.
lawyer, but not that kind.
my girls are my world.
gig ‘em forever.
texan, but not that kind.
lawyer, but not that kind.
Carole do you think the government gets a thousand dollars per text sent from their state or what exactly are you saying here????
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Carole do you think the government gets a thousand dollars per text sent from their state or what exactly are you saying here????
Kroger……advertising that kids eat free on headstones when SNAP benefits are cancelled and families can’t eat is……A CHOICE.
Like, Halloween was 12 days ago so if this was some Halloween marketing, you reallllly should have pulled it by now.
“We’ll feed your kids for free til they die” is all I get.
Like, Halloween was 12 days ago so if this was some Halloween marketing, you reallllly should have pulled it by now.
“We’ll feed your kids for free til they die” is all I get.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Kroger……advertising that kids eat free on headstones when SNAP benefits are cancelled and families can’t eat is……A CHOICE.
Like, Halloween was 12 days ago so if this was some Halloween marketing, you reallllly should have pulled it by now.
“We’ll feed your kids for free til they die” is all I get.
Like, Halloween was 12 days ago so if this was some Halloween marketing, you reallllly should have pulled it by now.
“We’ll feed your kids for free til they die” is all I get.
Damn Kermit, a kiss is not banging on the kitchen counter with the kids in the living room…what are you even on about?
My parents were divorced, but I would have found it weird as a kid if my dad *didn’t* kiss my stepmom. Like, why aren’t you showing this person you supposedly love affection?
My parents were divorced, but I would have found it weird as a kid if my dad *didn’t* kiss my stepmom. Like, why aren’t you showing this person you supposedly love affection?
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Damn Kermit, a kiss is not banging on the kitchen counter with the kids in the living room…what are you even on about?
My parents were divorced, but I would have found it weird as a kid if my dad *didn’t* kiss my stepmom. Like, why aren’t you showing this person you supposedly love affection?
My parents were divorced, but I would have found it weird as a kid if my dad *didn’t* kiss my stepmom. Like, why aren’t you showing this person you supposedly love affection?
Ah yes, the “because they’re Texas” reasoning strikes again!!
OU: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 11; still ranked 11
Texas: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 13; jumped OU and now ranked 10
OU: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 11; still ranked 11
Texas: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 13; jumped OU and now ranked 10
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ah yes, the “because they’re Texas” reasoning strikes again!!
OU: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 11; still ranked 11
Texas: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 13; jumped OU and now ranked 10
OU: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 11; still ranked 11
Texas: didn’t play this weekend; previously ranked 13; jumped OU and now ranked 10
Still just a 57% chance against Texas, though!
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Still just a 57% chance against Texas, though!
We took photos at my kid’s fall festival this morning and I zoomed in on one to find this. She just has Aggie in her blood, I guess 😂😂😂😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We took photos at my kid’s fall festival this morning and I zoomed in on one to find this. She just has Aggie in her blood, I guess 😂😂😂😂😂
You’d THINK he’s talking about the government shutdown. Or the president refusing to fund SNAP. Or any NUMBER of things happening in America rn.
But this is just your good ol’ garden variety bigotry, from someone who thinks the NYC mayoral race will ruin his life in his rich Houston suburb. 🫥
But this is just your good ol’ garden variety bigotry, from someone who thinks the NYC mayoral race will ruin his life in his rich Houston suburb. 🫥
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You’d THINK he’s talking about the government shutdown. Or the president refusing to fund SNAP. Or any NUMBER of things happening in America rn.
But this is just your good ol’ garden variety bigotry, from someone who thinks the NYC mayoral race will ruin his life in his rich Houston suburb. 🫥
But this is just your good ol’ garden variety bigotry, from someone who thinks the NYC mayoral race will ruin his life in his rich Houston suburb. 🫥
Remember that time the orange man said smart people don’t like him? Ya. That. 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Remember that time the orange man said smart people don’t like him? Ya. That. 😂😂😂
Well…this is where things stand in my house LOL so apparently second grade is when the magic happens these days 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Well…this is where things stand in my house LOL so apparently second grade is when the magic happens these days 😂😂😂
If there’s one thing this cat LOVES, it’s crawling under my blanket.
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If there’s one thing this cat LOVES, it’s crawling under my blanket.
Wow, it must be nice to be Ohio State and get to play a scrimmage against yourself!!!
(Except if Ohio state defeated Ohio State then Ohio State wouldn’t still be undefeated NOW WOULD THEY 🫢)
(Except if Ohio state defeated Ohio State then Ohio State wouldn’t still be undefeated NOW WOULD THEY 🫢)
![Dumb ESPN article about playoff odds for each team based on what happened this past weekend that says “Ohio State (8-0, 99.3% [chance to make playoffs]) — def. Ohio State 38-1”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oe2ceaq3mucnnjky3emvhg2q/bafkreigwjvxbmk7xqvko3gqnxxkaxtmb3ed2djyntjflzldpbgfzfmhiay@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Wow, it must be nice to be Ohio State and get to play a scrimmage against yourself!!!
(Except if Ohio state defeated Ohio State then Ohio State wouldn’t still be undefeated NOW WOULD THEY 🫢)
(Except if Ohio state defeated Ohio State then Ohio State wouldn’t still be undefeated NOW WOULD THEY 🫢)
HOLY COW. I just watched a replay of the Varsho grounder that ended in the play at the plate and……
Kiner-Falafa. BROOOOOOOOO.
You should’ve been halfway to home before the ball was ever hit….why is your foot basically still on the base when the ball is halfway through the infield?!? 😩
Kiner-Falafa. BROOOOOOOOO.
You should’ve been halfway to home before the ball was ever hit….why is your foot basically still on the base when the ball is halfway through the infield?!? 😩
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
HOLY COW. I just watched a replay of the Varsho grounder that ended in the play at the plate and……
Kiner-Falafa. BROOOOOOOOO.
You should’ve been halfway to home before the ball was ever hit….why is your foot basically still on the base when the ball is halfway through the infield?!? 😩
Kiner-Falafa. BROOOOOOOOO.
You should’ve been halfway to home before the ball was ever hit….why is your foot basically still on the base when the ball is halfway through the infield?!? 😩
What it’s like trying to take family photos:
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What it’s like trying to take family photos:
At our parent teacher conference, one of her comments was about how our kid has the most organized supply box of any kid she’s ever taught in 14 years and in my head I was like “yes, no surprise that my autistic kid keeps everything JUST SO”
But today she sent this message and 😂😂😂😂
But today she sent this message and 😂😂😂😂
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
At our parent teacher conference, one of her comments was about how our kid has the most organized supply box of any kid she’s ever taught in 14 years and in my head I was like “yes, no surprise that my autistic kid keeps everything JUST SO”
But today she sent this message and 😂😂😂😂
But today she sent this message and 😂😂😂😂
Font choices matter!!!
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Font choices matter!!!
Walked in to find my king size bed had been commandeered by two kids and two cats smh
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Walked in to find my king size bed had been commandeered by two kids and two cats smh
My oldest’s food option for camp tomorrow is Little Caesar’s.
2 slices of cheese pizza for $10.
A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S IS $6.99!!!!!!
THIS IS PIEWAY ROBBERY.
2 slices of cheese pizza for $10.
A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S IS $6.99!!!!!!
THIS IS PIEWAY ROBBERY.
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My oldest’s food option for camp tomorrow is Little Caesar’s.
2 slices of cheese pizza for $10.
A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S IS $6.99!!!!!!
THIS IS PIEWAY ROBBERY.
2 slices of cheese pizza for $10.
A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S IS $6.99!!!!!!
THIS IS PIEWAY ROBBERY.
lol omg the jumpscare at the delivery photo from my own yard 😂
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
lol omg the jumpscare at the delivery photo from my own yard 😂
Not a single person with an ounce of graphic design intuition (or EYES) took a look at this before someone said “ya let’s go ahead and print hundreds of those bad boys and slap a $30 price tag on them” apparently.
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Not a single person with an ounce of graphic design intuition (or EYES) took a look at this before someone said “ya let’s go ahead and print hundreds of those bad boys and slap a $30 price tag on them” apparently.
My insta story said something about y’all need to stop clutching your pearls because your kids are gonna be more psychologically damaged by active shooter drills than hearing the word dick in a song and someone responded to tell me Taylor is a witch and Hollywood/the music industry are satanic. K???
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My insta story said something about y’all need to stop clutching your pearls because your kids are gonna be more psychologically damaged by active shooter drills than hearing the word dick in a song and someone responded to tell me Taylor is a witch and Hollywood/the music industry are satanic. K???
Okay well I don’t really think you rang my doorbell and tried to deliver my vinyls at 4:57 a.m. and if you did, YES MY HOUSE WAS CLOSED because like all normal people, WE SLEEP.
And then today, TWO MINUTES after it was in Fort Worth, you were again at my door and I was unavailable??????? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
And then today, TWO MINUTES after it was in Fort Worth, you were again at my door and I was unavailable??????? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
October 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay well I don’t really think you rang my doorbell and tried to deliver my vinyls at 4:57 a.m. and if you did, YES MY HOUSE WAS CLOSED because like all normal people, WE SLEEP.
And then today, TWO MINUTES after it was in Fort Worth, you were again at my door and I was unavailable??????? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
And then today, TWO MINUTES after it was in Fort Worth, you were again at my door and I was unavailable??????? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Oh no the spam texts have figured out that the way to reel me in is with food 🤣🤣🤣
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh no the spam texts have figured out that the way to reel me in is with food 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry but I’m cracking up that she’s making millions off of people paying to go listen to her album in a movie theater while the lyrics play on the big screen.
It’s me. I’m people.
There’s also the music video (which is GREAT) and the behind the scenes is also GREAT. But.
Anyway. Here’s my shirt.
It’s me. I’m people.
There’s also the music video (which is GREAT) and the behind the scenes is also GREAT. But.
Anyway. Here’s my shirt.
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sorry but I’m cracking up that she’s making millions off of people paying to go listen to her album in a movie theater while the lyrics play on the big screen.
It’s me. I’m people.
There’s also the music video (which is GREAT) and the behind the scenes is also GREAT. But.
Anyway. Here’s my shirt.
It’s me. I’m people.
There’s also the music video (which is GREAT) and the behind the scenes is also GREAT. But.
Anyway. Here’s my shirt.
I heard there’s a new album coming out. Can’t wait to download it on here so I can listen!!!
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I heard there’s a new album coming out. Can’t wait to download it on here so I can listen!!!