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borrowed time, easter egg, macintosh (1985) 'enter the command 'burger' at any time to get beheaded with an axe. this is part of a long-running inside joke on the part of interplay co-founder rebecca "burger" heineman.' tcrf.net/Borrowed_Tim...
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
borrowed time, easter egg, macintosh (1985) 'enter the command 'burger' at any time to get beheaded with an axe. this is part of a long-running inside joke on the part of interplay co-founder rebecca "burger" heineman.' tcrf.net/Borrowed_Tim...
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[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
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Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
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it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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It strains credulity to think Epstein’s best friend, who sent him a horny cartoon about the secrets they share, from whose private club exploited teens were recruited and who has a public history of talking about liking young women and engaging in serial philandering, would be involved in all this.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It strains credulity to think Epstein’s best friend, who sent him a horny cartoon about the secrets they share, from whose private club exploited teens were recruited and who has a public history of talking about liking young women and engaging in serial philandering, would be involved in all this.
That feeling when you realize you have to keep one extra remote just to control the volume
It’s gutting
It’s gutting
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That feeling when you realize you have to keep one extra remote just to control the volume
It’s gutting
It’s gutting
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It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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If you disagree, instead of whining about it just unfollow me.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you disagree, instead of whining about it just unfollow me.
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Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
LOS ANGELES—Anticipating the project could be the biggest horror hit of the decade, film studios were reportedly locked in a bidding war Friday over a napkin Stephen King had written the word “Ghoul” ...
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November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
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As a recent-ish non-drinker, I feel this deeply
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As a recent-ish non-drinker, I feel this deeply
And to those of you who are being hunted for sport:
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.
I’m an optimist and still think we can work with the moderates in the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. That’s why I’m presenting this bipartisan bill providing funding for them to eat one-half of people’s faces. We must work together for a brighter future!
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
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Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
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This is art
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is art
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
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Education is the enemy of fascism.
September 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Education is the enemy of fascism.