Will Fulton
@thewillennium.bsky.social
affable nerd, cranky leftist, writes about games
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
real life boss baby tweet lol
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the "latent bug" in question:
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the "latent bug" in question:
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
"Baby, don't worry," he said. "It's not a worm." But his panicked eyes said otherwise: "Don't anger the worm, or I'll have hell to pay."
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Baby, don't worry," he said. "It's not a worm." But his panicked eyes said otherwise: "Don't anger the worm, or I'll have hell to pay."
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Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”
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"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think
Miyamoto at the next Nintendo Direct:
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Miyamoto at the next Nintendo Direct:
Grandma won't stop telling me to check out DraftKings after the latest update
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Grandma won't stop telling me to check out DraftKings after the latest update
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
I'm rotating mobjects like you wouldn't believe
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm rotating mobjects like you wouldn't believe
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ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
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Great piece that totally nails my fundamental dissatisfaction with Hades 2's story, however much I enjoy the act of playing it
🚨new piece on kotaku... from me!🚨
I wrote about the hollow feeling of a story that mistakes movement for change.
Hades II Isn’t a Story—It’s Maintenance:
I wrote about the hollow feeling of a story that mistakes movement for change.
Hades II Isn’t a Story—It’s Maintenance:
Hades 2's story is a rite of passage tale that's missing the most important ingredient:
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Great piece that totally nails my fundamental dissatisfaction with Hades 2's story, however much I enjoy the act of playing it
Since when have different eras of Bond films needed narrative continuity?? I don't think the writers blew up Craig to create a problem--they gave you a clean slate. Lore has broken people's ability to engage with art
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Since when have different eras of Bond films needed narrative continuity?? I don't think the writers blew up Craig to create a problem--they gave you a clean slate. Lore has broken people's ability to engage with art
this is also true of theater--all art, if you dig down, but games and theater are particularly ephemeral, built on performance
games exist only as a memory of your experience playing the game, and your memory of sharing that experience with others, and your memory of others sharing their experience with you.
games do not have text that is outside the context of a player experiencing the game.
games do not have text that is outside the context of a player experiencing the game.
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
this is also true of theater--all art, if you dig down, but games and theater are particularly ephemeral, built on performance
Neko Case was SO good live
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Neko Case was SO good live