Fergalicious Jeffinition
@thethejeff.bsky.social
"Who is entitled to the sweat off a man's brow:
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Who is entitled to the sweat off a man's brow:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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My whole body is a peculiar sort of sore where it feels like all of my muscles have shrunk a half inch
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My whole body is a peculiar sort of sore where it feels like all of my muscles have shrunk a half inch
That's good, Winsome Earle is a serial killer who would abandon the whole state searching for the Black Lodge
HUGE. Important first result tonight. Decision Desk has called Virginia governor for Spanberger. election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That's good, Winsome Earle is a serial killer who would abandon the whole state searching for the Black Lodge
I bet Gavin Newsom is annoyed he has to pick a new running mate now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I bet Gavin Newsom is annoyed he has to pick a new running mate now.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Slapped that ball like it was Chris Rock
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Slapped that ball like it was Chris Rock
The march of time cam be very depressing because like 30 years ago you're the terror of Gotham and now the kids are just like "Nigma balls lmao"
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The march of time cam be very depressing because like 30 years ago you're the terror of Gotham and now the kids are just like "Nigma balls lmao"
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I used to keep my valuables in an old board game box. It was fine for a while, but these days I keep things locked up so they don't get stolen.
Better safe than Sorry!
Better safe than Sorry!
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I used to keep my valuables in an old board game box. It was fine for a while, but these days I keep things locked up so they don't get stolen.
Better safe than Sorry!
Better safe than Sorry!
Why did they call it "Panera" when "House of Pain" was right there?
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why did they call it "Panera" when "House of Pain" was right there?
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The Louvre The Louvre of Bluesky
🤝
Not currently in possession of
Queen Marie-Amélie's tiara
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Not currently in possession of
Queen Marie-Amélie's tiara
October 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Louvre The Louvre of Bluesky
🤝
Not currently in possession of
Queen Marie-Amélie's tiara
🤝
Not currently in possession of
Queen Marie-Amélie's tiara
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Monty Python presents: Spamilton
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Monty Python presents: Spamilton
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live your life so that you're the person everybody tags when the Pope breaks up a cult
CLAIRE HI I TAGGED YOU IMMEDIATELY POSSIBLY LIKE THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WEBSITE.
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
live your life so that you're the person everybody tags when the Pope breaks up a cult
This one makes me want to see one with Bobby Hill holding the pipe and saying "c'est ma pipe. je ne te connais pas."
Perhaps tomorrow I shall dust off my photos hopefully.
Perhaps tomorrow I shall dust off my photos hopefully.
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This one makes me want to see one with Bobby Hill holding the pipe and saying "c'est ma pipe. je ne te connais pas."
Perhaps tomorrow I shall dust off my photos hopefully.
Perhaps tomorrow I shall dust off my photos hopefully.
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
Reddit's algorithm has started pushing me posts from r/animalid but all of the posts fall into one of three categories:
1) Is this a coyote? Yes. Thats a coyote
2) is this a wolf? No, that's a coyote
3 What kind of fox is this? That's a coyote.
1) Is this a coyote? Yes. Thats a coyote
2) is this a wolf? No, that's a coyote
3 What kind of fox is this? That's a coyote.
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reddit's algorithm has started pushing me posts from r/animalid but all of the posts fall into one of three categories:
1) Is this a coyote? Yes. Thats a coyote
2) is this a wolf? No, that's a coyote
3 What kind of fox is this? That's a coyote.
1) Is this a coyote? Yes. Thats a coyote
2) is this a wolf? No, that's a coyote
3 What kind of fox is this? That's a coyote.
"This is a really beautiful, haunting show, but why is nobody making fun "Old Time Rock and Roll?"
"Oh, shit, you wanted to go to the *Seger roast*?"
"Oh, shit, you wanted to go to the *Seger roast*?"
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"This is a really beautiful, haunting show, but why is nobody making fun "Old Time Rock and Roll?"
"Oh, shit, you wanted to go to the *Seger roast*?"
"Oh, shit, you wanted to go to the *Seger roast*?"
Was accidentally reminded of Bud Light's"Real Men of Genius" campaign and introduced it to my kid. That may have been an error.
October 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Was accidentally reminded of Bud Light's"Real Men of Genius" campaign and introduced it to my kid. That may have been an error.
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One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything
October 24, 2023 at 11:58 AM
One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following