Fergalicious Jeffinition
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i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
Man, it's not a dealbreaker, but if Justing Long and John Hodgman had to reprise their Mac/PC commercials, I'd really rather it hadn't been for Ozempic.
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Man, it's not a dealbreaker, but if Justing Long and John Hodgman had to reprise their Mac/PC commercials, I'd really rather it hadn't been for Ozempic.
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And you know what? They taught a dog to smoke.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
And you know what? They taught a dog to smoke.
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Will Stancil chasing ICE agents on behalf of his refugee neighbors does the same thing to their brains that Crusader Kings III did to my old laptop
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Will Stancil chasing ICE agents on behalf of his refugee neighbors does the same thing to their brains that Crusader Kings III did to my old laptop
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People are definitely setting up a barricade of trash cans and this couch, in the middle of the street where ICE is.
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
People are definitely setting up a barricade of trash cans and this couch, in the middle of the street where ICE is.
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
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Another person is murdered by ICE and you gotta go about your Saturday morning with your kid because you can't just break down completely for them.
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Another person is murdered by ICE and you gotta go about your Saturday morning with your kid because you can't just break down completely for them.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Not even lookin' California, this is bullshit
*soundgarden voice*
Currently -11° feels like -29°.
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Not even lookin' California, this is bullshit
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Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
January 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Just want to skeet "Cyberpunk 2077 is an imm sim" and then turn off replies and go to bed.
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Just want to skeet "Cyberpunk 2077 is an imm sim" and then turn off replies and go to bed.
Heartbreaking: Area man presses 1 to hold his place in line and receive a callback immediately before realizing he has to poop.
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Heartbreaking: Area man presses 1 to hold his place in line and receive a callback immediately before realizing he has to poop.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING, RERUN?"
"SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!"
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"WHAT'S HAPPENING, RERUN?"
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I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
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Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.
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george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple!
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple!
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
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Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!
My hot take on the Stranger Things finale is that the denoument was *way* too long but also people complain way too fucking much.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
My hot take on the Stranger Things finale is that the denoument was *way* too long but also people complain way too fucking much.
"I ain't your buddy, pal!" but it's just to South Carolinians yelling "I ain't your bo, bo!" at each other for ten minutes.
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
"I ain't your buddy, pal!" but it's just to South Carolinians yelling "I ain't your bo, bo!" at each other for ten minutes.
*mid-season Stranger Things spoiler*
Upon further reflection, it's not even the "Sorcerer" thing itself so much as his powers come from a powerful being from another dimension and tentacles feature prominently. If you're going to be anachronistic with his class, he's a GOO Warlock.
Upon further reflection, it's not even the "Sorcerer" thing itself so much as his powers come from a powerful being from another dimension and tentacles feature prominently. If you're going to be anachronistic with his class, he's a GOO Warlock.
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
*mid-season Stranger Things spoiler*
Upon further reflection, it's not even the "Sorcerer" thing itself so much as his powers come from a powerful being from another dimension and tentacles feature prominently. If you're going to be anachronistic with his class, he's a GOO Warlock.
Upon further reflection, it's not even the "Sorcerer" thing itself so much as his powers come from a powerful being from another dimension and tentacles feature prominently. If you're going to be anachronistic with his class, he's a GOO Warlock.
All the bitching about the final season of Stranger Things and I haven't seen anybody mention that Sorcerer wasn't introduced as a class until 2000
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
All the bitching about the final season of Stranger Things and I haven't seen anybody mention that Sorcerer wasn't introduced as a class until 2000
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
Fuck, I need a fucking cigarette.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Fuck, I need a fucking cigarette.
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i don't want to live in a world where posting graphic video is the only possible way of getting people to believe something happened. but that is the world we live in now. and with AI, not even that is going to be enough.
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i don't want to live in a world where posting graphic video is the only possible way of getting people to believe something happened. but that is the world we live in now. and with AI, not even that is going to be enough.
Person of Interest, Psych, Blindspot, Lost
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Person of Interest, Psych, Blindspot, Lost