Michael Z. (he/him)
@fizzixrat.bsky.social
I may not be The Admiral you want, but I am The Colin Avenger you need.
A little pink sorceress when I need to be.
Bunny-loving tornado-spotting AFOL astrophysicist librarian dice goblin with really nice pens.
Trans lives matter. Punch Nazis.
A little pink sorceress when I need to be.
Bunny-loving tornado-spotting AFOL astrophysicist librarian dice goblin with really nice pens.
Trans lives matter. Punch Nazis.
Sadly, I have seen it before. People just do not pay enough attention around the light rail tracks.
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Sadly, I have seen it before. People just do not pay enough attention around the light rail tracks.
Grow a fucking spine.
January 8, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Grow a fucking spine.
Just, whatever you do, don't try to eat the gelatinous cube.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Just, whatever you do, don't try to eat the gelatinous cube.
Reposted by Michael Z. (he/him)
Nolite te bastardes
carborundorum, bitches.
carborundorum, bitches.
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Nolite te bastardes
carborundorum, bitches.
carborundorum, bitches.
Thank you.
And then, please, do the rest of them.
And then, please, do the rest of them.
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Thank you.
And then, please, do the rest of them.
And then, please, do the rest of them.
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
He'll be back...in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
He'll be back...in Avengers: Doomsday
I was going to ask if that was your ex who wrote that!
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I was going to ask if that was your ex who wrote that!
Cornelius will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Cornelius will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Tom Baker will return in Avengers Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Tom Baker will return in Avengers Doomsday
Bruce Wayne will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Bruce Wayne will return in Avengers: Doomsday
The E95 was tucked in a loop in a trouser pocket and stayed capped. Lucky that.
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
The E95 was tucked in a loop in a trouser pocket and stayed capped. Lucky that.
I still like it. Need it on a sticker. 🤪
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I still like it. Need it on a sticker. 🤪
Somehow, Palpatine returned in Avengers: Doomsday
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Somehow, Palpatine returned in Avengers: Doomsday
But "treat itnole a zonaldone"!!! 🙃
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
But "treat itnole a zonaldone"!!! 🙃
James Bond will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
James Bond will return in Avengers: Doomsday
My Pilot E95 went through the washing machine recently. Oops.
None the worse for wear though.
None the worse for wear though.
January 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
My Pilot E95 went through the washing machine recently. Oops.
None the worse for wear though.
None the worse for wear though.
American style pudding or a proper English pudding?
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
American style pudding or a proper English pudding?
Also good to wash out so you can change colors if you want.
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Also good to wash out so you can change colors if you want.
Yes. You're a weirdo 😝
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Yes. You're a weirdo 😝
Ignorance is strength, after all
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Ignorance is strength, after all
Worked with Jacob Frey, didn’t it? 🤮
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Worked with Jacob Frey, didn’t it? 🤮
She brings with her a whole lot of other baggage.
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
She brings with her a whole lot of other baggage.
I think they're mostly concerned about potential injuries when pissing in the vicinity of Electro.
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I think they're mostly concerned about potential injuries when pissing in the vicinity of Electro.
Sandman has a shy bladder
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Sandman has a shy bladder