Scott Millen
@thescottmillen.bsky.social
You shall not pass.
Pinned
Can't enjoy haiku
Until I do the counting
Trust but verify
Until I do the counting
Trust but verify
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Pumpkin pies are in the oven. They always take longer to bake than the recipe says. On our first extra 10 minutes.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pumpkin pies are in the oven. They always take longer to bake than the recipe says. On our first extra 10 minutes.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
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Thanksgiving Is Cheaper This Year ... If You Just Eat Less - Rolling Stone
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thanksgiving Is Cheaper This Year ... If You Just Eat Less - Rolling Stone
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i have no pie ranking — i like all pie — but i will say that my sweet potato pie once won an award
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i have no pie ranking — i like all pie — but i will say that my sweet potato pie once won an award
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🎶she's beauty, she's grace, she's an upside-down blood orange olive oil cake🎶
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
🎶she's beauty, she's grace, she's an upside-down blood orange olive oil cake🎶
I just followed somebody here based on pics of her cats and an amazing looking blood orange and olive oil upside down cake.
I don't bake, but I pet cats and eat cake!
Sounds like a great day.
I don't bake, but I pet cats and eat cake!
Sounds like a great day.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just followed somebody here based on pics of her cats and an amazing looking blood orange and olive oil upside down cake.
I don't bake, but I pet cats and eat cake!
Sounds like a great day.
I don't bake, but I pet cats and eat cake!
Sounds like a great day.
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Arrived at the bufflehead grounds an hour for sunrise today.
they're so great for photography because the buffleheads are a couple hundred feet north of a walking bridge and then they'll fly south of it, which means you can get a cute duck within feet of your lens. 🧵 🪶
they're so great for photography because the buffleheads are a couple hundred feet north of a walking bridge and then they'll fly south of it, which means you can get a cute duck within feet of your lens. 🧵 🪶
Checking ebird it seems like this place I go every morning is the best place in California to capture bufflehead in flight. I'll continue to monitor the situation and there are still 100s moving across the state. #birds
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Arrived at the bufflehead grounds an hour for sunrise today.
they're so great for photography because the buffleheads are a couple hundred feet north of a walking bridge and then they'll fly south of it, which means you can get a cute duck within feet of your lens. 🧵 🪶
they're so great for photography because the buffleheads are a couple hundred feet north of a walking bridge and then they'll fly south of it, which means you can get a cute duck within feet of your lens. 🧵 🪶
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Gotta go out today and buy a few things because I'm giving everyone their gifts tomorrow and then scurrying down a hole for the rest of the year.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Gotta go out today and buy a few things because I'm giving everyone their gifts tomorrow and then scurrying down a hole for the rest of the year.
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Some people are very good at writing sex and some people are good at believing that they are good at writing sex, the first is a tremendously impressive skill and the second is what makes for deeply uncomfortable author presentations at science fiction conventions
There's nothing wrong with literary porn, but some of the crap those guys wrote was "Have you actuallly ever HAD sex?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some people are very good at writing sex and some people are good at believing that they are good at writing sex, the first is a tremendously impressive skill and the second is what makes for deeply uncomfortable author presentations at science fiction conventions
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I grew a cat.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I grew a cat.
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Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on
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I’m getting ads for Labubus now and it’s all y’all’s fault
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m getting ads for Labubus now and it’s all y’all’s fault
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Time for THANKSGIVING SONGS!
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Time for THANKSGIVING SONGS!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Shower thoughts:
Can you clone someone by their ear wax?
Can you clone someone by their ear wax?
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Shower thoughts:
Can you clone someone by their ear wax?
Can you clone someone by their ear wax?
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In a mere 30 hours I'll be in the thick of what I've been training for 52 long years:
Drunk live skeeting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 🫡 🦃 🍸
Drunk live skeeting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 🫡 🦃 🍸
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
In a mere 30 hours I'll be in the thick of what I've been training for 52 long years:
Drunk live skeeting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 🫡 🦃 🍸
Drunk live skeeting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 🫡 🦃 🍸
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Is this your King, Gen Z? Taking away your Alf porn!
China blocking Bsky on the Great Firewall is very funny to me. Don't worry the most juiceless people in the world will not convert the Han masses to Ultraliberalism
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Is this your King, Gen Z? Taking away your Alf porn!
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help me i cant stop taking videos of pelicans in flight just to track their heads. 🪶
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
help me i cant stop taking videos of pelicans in flight just to track their heads. 🪶
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BREAKING: new emails CONFIRM my reporting that there are TRAINING VIDEOS instructing FBI personnel on how to review the Epstein Files. Plus, a lot more…
The emails reveal the special training given to FBI personnel working on what it called the “Epstein Transparency Project.” In some instances they referred to it as the “Special Redaction Project.” The training entailed PowerPoint slide presentations and video instruction on how to review the files.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
BREAKING: new emails CONFIRM my reporting that there are TRAINING VIDEOS instructing FBI personnel on how to review the Epstein Files. Plus, a lot more…
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if there is one American value I really do pride myself on adhering to when I travel abroad, it is “I will enthusiastically try all of your local foods”
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
if there is one American value I really do pride myself on adhering to when I travel abroad, it is “I will enthusiastically try all of your local foods”
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La Jolla Cove
La Jolla, California
They gathered where light lingers.
One moved. One stayed. One dreamed.
Waves offered rhythm of belonging.
The horizon kept quiet grace.
The ocean carried silence into sky.
#photography #lajolla #California #pelican #nature #ocean #naturephotography
La Jolla, California
They gathered where light lingers.
One moved. One stayed. One dreamed.
Waves offered rhythm of belonging.
The horizon kept quiet grace.
The ocean carried silence into sky.
#photography #lajolla #California #pelican #nature #ocean #naturephotography
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
La Jolla Cove
La Jolla, California
They gathered where light lingers.
One moved. One stayed. One dreamed.
Waves offered rhythm of belonging.
The horizon kept quiet grace.
The ocean carried silence into sky.
#photography #lajolla #California #pelican #nature #ocean #naturephotography
La Jolla, California
They gathered where light lingers.
One moved. One stayed. One dreamed.
Waves offered rhythm of belonging.
The horizon kept quiet grace.
The ocean carried silence into sky.
#photography #lajolla #California #pelican #nature #ocean #naturephotography
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The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
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Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
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I'm wondering if Kegseth is hell-bent on going after Mark Kelly because he outranked him. Small men do that kind of thing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm wondering if Kegseth is hell-bent on going after Mark Kelly because he outranked him. Small men do that kind of thing.
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
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Writing is hard work.
Writers should be able to make a living even if they don't have a full time staff position.
Authors especially should be able to make a living off their books they've sweat and toiled for.
All of this shows further why our capitalist system is unsustainable and unjust.
Writers should be able to make a living even if they don't have a full time staff position.
Authors especially should be able to make a living off their books they've sweat and toiled for.
All of this shows further why our capitalist system is unsustainable and unjust.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Writing is hard work.
Writers should be able to make a living even if they don't have a full time staff position.
Authors especially should be able to make a living off their books they've sweat and toiled for.
All of this shows further why our capitalist system is unsustainable and unjust.
Writers should be able to make a living even if they don't have a full time staff position.
Authors especially should be able to make a living off their books they've sweat and toiled for.
All of this shows further why our capitalist system is unsustainable and unjust.