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Scott Millen
@thescottmillen.bsky.social
You shall not pass.
Understandable. I remember seeing her in that Lost in Space movie. I was on a date with an insanely jealous woman who accused me of looking at her too intently.
In truth, I had the creepy crawls from her outfit.
Too creepy.
Also, she unsettled my stabby girlfriend.
Best avoided.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My "little" hound, Marta. She knows she's not supposed to be on the couch, but she also knows she is both beautiful and cute, thus, unassailable.
Weims are entirely too subtle.
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My attentive hounds have absolutely taken over my living space, including Cash stealing Mama's couch work from home throne. They obviously need rest and comfortable lounge space.
I guess I'm just their doorman, so...
August 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I know I'm late, but I'm hoping your're feeling better, and also hoping to thank you for this thread which has raised my spirits on a rough day. Here is my great friend Cash. He's still a pup at 12 years old, but enjoys resting in the sun more each day as his retirement stretches out before him.
August 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Pic of me and a friend in a classy beerjoint in about '95. My girlfriend can be seen ducking away from the camera to my left. Those were the days!
July 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
No reason, just thought I'd share a pic of me from 1996. My buddy's wife dug it out and had it on the table during last night's dinner party.
It ain't the years, folks, it's the miles.
November 25, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Look at my sweet older fella. Such a good pal!
November 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Got out to get some break in miles on the new scoot today. It was good for body, mind, and soul.
March 11, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Platonic ideal cottonwood tree, Peony Park, Omaha, NE.
November 9, 2023 at 1:21 PM
New scoot day today. Loved the old bike, love this one, too. No regrets, 10/10 definitely would do it again.
November 5, 2023 at 5:15 AM
I caught their cousins in the woods earlier this week.
October 27, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Today I bid adieu to a pair of great friends. I sat on the couch, and they failed catastrophically. We'll spend the rest of the day together, and then part ways, forever.
Also, I appear to be wearing my father's hands. Alas, so many losses.
October 15, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Saw this today and just have to shake my head; it'll taste even saltier now than usual.
October 12, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Am I the only asshole here who constantly inadvertently pulls this menu up because I can't stop scrolling with my right thumb?
God I hope I'm not the dumbest fuck on this app, too.
September 21, 2023 at 1:53 PM
The neighbor throws snacks over my fence from his riding mower, these two are now trained to tear my back door down when they hear it start up. This is after a false alarm in the early hours, through a screen, sorry!
September 18, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Alright. It's about hot enough now. Too hot to ride anymore today, should be cool enough by New Year's, I hope.
September 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM
That can go live with this little bastard
August 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM